Fat cats...

Fat cat: let's do our regular business. 
Where is doggy?
Doggy: why you changed my schedule?
Fat cat: it's not easy.
Doggy: what do you mean, it's not easy!?
Fat cat: we are sharing the middle of the day.
Doggy: what do you mean!
Fat cat: doggy is the worst. 
Doggy: okay fox.
Exactly perfect. 
Meeting?
Fat cat: doggy if you listen piggy, you will have no money.
Fat cat: your money! Your money!
Fat cat: piggy has our money too.
Fat cat: why do they always throw money at piggy?
Fat cat: doggy, you look like you are stuck here forever.
Fat cat: meow....moo..
Fat cat: doggy, we bought you a cow.
Fat cat: 800 dollars. 
Fat cat: lots of money.
Fat cat: doggy, you are very smart.
Take day off on Friday and have long weekend.
Fat cat: today people bought 1 million cows.
Fat cat: people will buy 50 million cows by the next month.
Fat cat: lots and lots of money.
Fat cat: we have 1 cow, we still bought another one.
Fat cat: we tapped the book.
It's new, but we still taped it.
Fat cat: doggy, you can see better.
Fat cat: bigger one.
Fat cat: doggy, you have to play lottery very quick now.