Fat cats.

Fat cat: cats scratch, dogs bite, people eat.

Fat cat: trust issue?

Fat cat: let's watch TV.

Fat cat: why do people eat mac and cheese?

Fat cat: because they like it.

Fat cat: they do it on purpose. 

Fat cat: "food dog"?

Fat cat: because they went to someone else house.

Fat cat: they dropped bread and dog stepped on it.

Fat cat: people are weird. 

Fat cat: you go to a restaurant and you see how people clean their plates.

You see a sponge.

Fat cat: not surprised. 

Fat cat: do you see a chicken thing!

Fat cat: what happened to the chicken?

Fat cat: mud?

Fat cat: people actually eat it.

Fat cat: what do you mean?

Fat cat: it's fake.

Fat cat: they should attach some diamonds to it.

Fat cat: it will look very good. 

Fat cat: she is waiting for the date at the construction site.

Fat cat: at night?

Fat cat: every girl knows not to wait at the construction site.

A new born girl knows.

One week old girl knows not to wait at the construction site.

Fat cat: we can switch to our exercise.

Fat cat: it will be a scandal. 

Fat cat: we are spoiled. 

Fat cat: where is doggy?