Three witches and the King.

Queen: when the fun starts?
King: they don't want you to have fun, they want your money.
Fist witch: push the button. 
King: no.
Second witch: if you can't do the simplest thing!
Third witch: he has some weird problems. 
Is he like that at home?
First witch: this is only online casino and twenty dollars. 
Second witch: king, something tells me, never promise a lot.
Third witch: he can't fool nobody. 
Queen: he is more at home.
Third witch: you should bring him earlier. 
Queen: he sat on the throne on Friday. 
Third witch: everything together.
Queen: actually, he got mixed up.
Third witch: with other people?
Queen: monkeys. 
Every time monkeys see the new kings, they steal them.
Second witch: messed up. 
Third witch: you have to share.