Three witches and the king.

First witch: you are wearing a nice shirt.
King: sone one told me the same lie this morning.
Second witch: too small?
King: going for breakfast now.
Third witch: I see her right here.
Queen: he doesn't trust any one.
First witch: of course.
Second witch: and how long do you have these symptoms?
King: all my life.
Second witch: we have medium and large. 
Only one size bigger. 
Queen: what is the solution?
First witch: smelly socks. 
Wear smelly socks. 
It will wake him up. 
King: we can read the craziest things here.
First witch: exactly. 
Second witch: I was reading on Tuesday. 
Very motivated. 
Third witch: wrong.
It's all in your imagination. 
King: what's your name, witch?
First witch: we don't have names.
We can pick any name.
Second witch: witches without names are more costly. 
First witch: he is changing colors.
Third witch: oil the king up.
Let's see if he has multiple personalities. 
May be they will say something.