Pharaoh.

King: we were alone in the house today.

She was bugging me the whole morning.

It can’t be always me!

In every conversation.

Servant 1: Pharaoh, you can make only one wish.

King: a woman.

Servant 2: last wish on our list.

Pharaoh: I remember you were making few wishes already.

Servant 1: we don't like our jobs.

Servant 2: we want to go home earlier.

Pharaoh: you took 20 minutes extra today.

King: I took 15!

Servant 2: we are sorry.

King: Pharaoh, you will like her.

Long hair, blond.

Very, very nice.

Pharaoh: how old?

King: older then you.

Pharaoh: I am five thousand years old.

King: three, four years older then you.

Queen: did you make the mess?

King: it was a dog.

Servant 2: this what happens when you see horse in your house.

King: Pharaoh,  you can get insurance with certain ability if you behave.

On Fridays.

Like going to principal's office.

Servant 1: it’s a dog.

Queen: its probably also a whale.

Servant 1: we took this on the next level.

Servant 2: lots of food at winter.

Pharaoh: looks like something epic.

King: it’s a hamburger.