Diamond.

Diamond: excuse me.

King: very briefly. 

Diamond: someone stole my pot.

King: getting more compliments?

Diamond: I can't believe you here!

King: imagine if it steams?

Diamond: even one will think it's me!

King: it's not you.

I still wonder what we drilled?

Diamond: they all said it!

King: they are not nice, we are.

You should've written something on it.

Diamond: people order one thing and then want something else!

King: go have fun.

Diamond: no drinks, no fun.

My pot could grand one wish.

King: really?

We will remember for next time. 

Diamond: send a text, may be anyone remembers anything. 

King: thankfully, we don't have zero forks.

May be you come out as a good boy.