The treasures.

Kings: voom, voom, voom, eee ooo eee ooo, voom.

Servant: you are one fast moving car.

King: every one wants to win the lottery now.

The whole country wants to win the lottery.

 

The treasures.

 Servant: when I win the lottery,

Call ambulance and take me to the hospital right away.

I don’t have to go to work ever again!

Maid: I wonder if some people win the lottery and still work.

Servant: you would not know.

King (reading): family tree.

What happened to the middle.

Servant: 99,5 more frustrated than you, but they rubbing it in.

Love green.

Green is good.

Maid: eat more ice with wine.

King (reading): bag, shoes, watch, 500.

You need only one!

Servant: the fridge was half way open.

King: explain to everyone:

This how you have a house.

You keep fridge closed.

We pay top dollars!

Queen: it’s sounds stupid.

Maid: let me fix the wheels.

He can call you “ladies” only after mutual agreement.

Queen: the house looks like space ship.

Maid: at first.

It’s actually nice.

Queen: I am not a baby.

Imagine you go to someone’s house and you see sink like this.

Maid: I don’t even know what it is.

Queen: it’s a hamlet.

Servant: we need some lights.

Queen: look, how he fixed the roof.

He put a little piece

Servant: it’s part of very expensive car.

He is stealing.

Queen: oh, no.

King: is it good enough?

Servant: at least you know better now.

 

 

 

 

 

 

The treasures.

Servant: patience is the key.

Maid: you have to feel emotional stress, otherwise you will not see anything.

Queen: who invaded us?

They or us?

Maid: only one.

King: does she knows how to cook?!

Servant: she knows regular things.

Maid: he has to be hungry first.

Put him napkin under the plate.

When he finish, he fill luxury.

Servant: exiting from day one.

Maid: kids talk.

The treasures.

King: I have no idea!

Maid: he is a gem.

Servant: they all do that at the end of each month.

It’s called “the experience”.

You have to make the work force.

Maid: when she is at work its even better.

Servant: excellent.

Maid: they can work at the most remote locations.

Servant: in the morning he starts from wanna be millionaire speech.

“How can other people be so wealthy?

I can't do it".

Maid : impressive.

Servant: see, he understands the consistency of a dollar sign.

Maid: oh, I remember those.

Servant: has been learning for few years.

Maid: how old is he?

Servant: 55 years old, dangerous age.

He is a shark!

Maid: she is 49, mad woman.

Servant: it happens in life.

Maid: we still don't know who said this word. 

Servant: its illegal here.

Maid: I mean, for a single woman. 

Servant: time to make ladies happy!

 Cheers. 

The treasures.

Maid 1: what did she say?

Maid 2: she said “I am very very hungry”.

Maid 1: just tell me where is the apple?

Maid 2: probably in the office.

Maid 1: red ears?!

Maid 2: it’s the make up, we lighten up the face.

Maid 1: looks like one red ear.

Maid 2: she will look good on the picture.

Maid 1: watch when she starts running, it will affect the whole thing.

Maid 2: she runs like Sonic.

Maid 1: and we don't know what she is saying when she is running.

Maid 2: we see what happens.

Maiden: it happens few times.

The treasures.

(Evening)

Servant 1: it’s a chicken.

Servant 2: it’s a turkey.

Servant 1: why is he here?

Servant 2: he is using words.

Servant 1: the words are gone.

Servant 2: we have seen this one.

Servant 1: chasing each other.

Servant 2: why they have this stupid idea.

(Morning)

Servant 1: productivity zero.

Servant 2: making lunch.

Servant 1: its 7:30!

Servant 2: tell him something.

Its Monday.

Servant 1: he needs wife before he all messed up.

 

The treasures.

Queen: did you pay your text?

King: we need space to put the tax on.

Queen: what's going on!

You didn't sleep outside. 

King: it's only at summer!

Fools gold.

(Theatre stage, two actresses dressed like witches are pointing fingers at each other, and the third, the older, stares at crystal ball on the round table).

Third witch: the King is coming!

King of Fools: I am coming girl,

I am coming!

(the audience claps hands).

First witch: no pressure ladies, he is going to take his time.

Second witch: its all your fault.

First witch: you have to want everything or want nothing!

That's only when you will have to it all.

Second witch: really!?

First witch: temporary poor people will want it for you. 

Second witch: why temporary?

First witch: ha, ha, ha, guess?

King of Fools (from the audience): at this job you have to be fit.

Lots of love and does it.

Queen of Fools: you are too cheap to hire real actors.

King of Fools: we want to play ourselves.

Third witch: we shall wait for the King.

King of Fools (to Queen of Fools): for me!

First witch: try to date men from your city.

Second witch: I don't want to date men from my city!

Third witch: I see the winning lottery numbers; 3, 5, 6.

(everyone writes the numbers).

King of Fools (loud): no superpowers over here,

Only bad sometimes and love to eat.

Witches: the King!

(All singing together)

Chorus: One million, is a dream of an idiot,

One million is a dream of an idiot..

King of Fools (singing): is "the dream" of every fool!

Chorus: no less, no more,

We are not of being greedy,

Unless, its required by law, law, law..

King of Fools: love, love, love..

Chorus: what about food and women,

What about work commitment,

What about sparkles in the eyes?!

King of Fools: this is dream!

And this is wishes,

No time to be suspicious,

No time to waste the time..

Queen of Fools: phone call.

King of Fools: tell them, we are busy.

Queen of Fools: the button, its emergency. 

King of Fools: who answers emergency right away, not me.

(Next day).

Troll: its seems to be messed up.

King of Fools: we used rolls. 

Troll: who are you?

King of Fools: actors from the burned theater. We tried to get insurance, but it didn't work out very well. 

20 BCE

Servant: your carriage has no sticker.

Wizard: put “w" on it.

Servant: Pharaoh is here too.

We didn't know this meeting will get that much attention.

Master servant (pointing at the sand clock on his hand): time, time.

Servant: Pharaoh said we have to relax on Fridays.

And less work on the weekends.

Was it already documented on the papyrus?

High Priest: and what do you say about it?

Wizard: we didn't know what the transactions are, reading took forever.

 

 

20 BCE

High Priest: yes.

Wizard: no.

High Priest: yes.

Wizard: no.

Pharaoh: it smells so sweet!

People, we have to get out of here at 7:30.

High Priest: we have two options.

Wizard: Pharaoh was nice for a while.

May be he will be nice again?

High Priest: it must've been some dream!

Priest: Pharaoh started being nice yesterday.

Wizard: that’s the same thing!

High Priest: kind of slow today.

Wizard: Pharaoh was only complaining about the management.

High Priest: well, without management, things will not work!

And he was eating on the table.

I don't understand those things.

Servant: and said, we have to work tomorrow.

High Priest: is it still snowing?