Good morning

Smile and have a great day 


...my old garden 








Good night




New Kings. ..

On the set of a new movie " Titanic ". 
Donald and Hilary are still on the top of the iceberg.
Donald : Hilary and I have spiritual relationship.
(Hilary is laughing near the fire and throwing salt in it).
Donald : be easier with the fire my dear!
Don't melt the iceberg.

Good morning


New Kings. ..

On the set of a new movie " Titanic ". 
Donald and Hilary are singing on the top of the iceberg.
Donald : we can buy everything in the world,
We can buy everything in the world..
Hilary : we can buy everything in the world
With the money we got working hard.
Donald : let's be close to our people.
(waiving hand towards the ocean)
You can buy everything in the world,
With the money you got working hard,
But not as hard as we do,
Because (points at the iceberg) we are on the top.
Hilary : with the money you got working hard.
Donald : we can buy everything in the world,
But we cannot buy atomic bomb from our Korean brothers to move this iceberg,
For some reason, it's seems to be attached to the ocean floor.

Good morning



don't know story

Poetess : yesterday I was in the bed at night,
Telling my son a bed time story about Sonic.
After shower ... just after shower, wet hair, cream on my face.
And I was thinking,
I am lying in the bed with my seven years old son,
And all I am wearing is shirt, to my knees..
I have to buy a book how to be a good mother.
Inner voice : congratulations!
You won our super prise again!
A coupon for free coffee at McDonald's.
Now, bye, lunch time,
Mother of the year!

New Kings. .

On the set of a new movie " Titanic ". 
Donald (on the top of the iceberg):
Lets make a plan.
We will make America great again!
That's the plan.
When it will happen,
It's another plan.
See plenty plans to discuss.
You can send your suggestions with the polar bear,
They are only one who visit us here.
Hilary : what about penguins?
Donald : the penguins can wait,
They are not endangered spies.
Hilary : Bravo!
Donald : we work only with endangered spies and aliens.
(looking up): Brothers!
Rescue us!
(to himself) quiet like fishes today.

Good morning



I was talking to my grandmother today on the phone

The biggest news today her friend turned 100 years old.
They went to the same school together,
He is 10 years older than her.
There was a picture, he was in grade ten and she was in grade one, first day of school and he carried my grandmother on his shoulder to ring the bell for grade one children, it's old tradition..some one from graduating class carries a child who just starts the school. ..
That's the story 

Good morning


don't know story

Inner voice: our book has $50 budget,
So it's better be nice..
Poetess : I know now why my writing is messed up,
And life too..
I don't feel the power of the words.
To me it's just words.
Inner voice : congratulations!
You won our super prise again!
The lottery ticket!

New Kings....

On the set of a new movie " Titanic ".
Donald and Hilary are looking at the night sky and having lovely conversation.
Hilary : I still remember that day when I made a wish on a flying star...
Donald : did it work?
Hilary : I lost..
Donald: May be because you kicked it yourself?
When are we going to get married?!!
My dear!
You tease me with your look..
We will cause global warming..
When we will be married?
When pigs will fly ... very soon.
I promise.
Tonight we will be dancing with the stars (looking up again).
Hilary:  you better ... navigate this ...ship to the ... beach...
Donald (surprised): my dear..
What kind of language is that after retirement?
I think I have to look at our pension standards.
Eighty, this when people shall retire.
They don't talk much, mostly happy..
Eighty for women and eighty-five for men.
We will make America great again close to Apocalypse!



I was talking to my grandmother today on the phone. .







don't know story

Poetess : I like Donald Trump.
Inner voice : why?
Poetess : in case..this is all fake stories with few real names.
Inner voice : congratulations.
You won our super prise again!
May be they call you one day.
Poetess : people are obsessed with touching me at work.
They touched my butt, my hips that lie and belly probably five times today.
I wish I would loose some weight.
Jaden lies on my belly at home,
Soon people will lie on my belly here.
Now I am having lunch and looks like I have three sets of ...
Now they ask me if I want another child.

New Kings ...

One the set of a new movie " Titanic".
Donald (looking at the leading actress): I was looking for someone less vintage.
Hilary : bring him a baby!
Director : part three!
(at the darkest side of the ship)
Hilary : Donald, do you have university degree?
Donald : what do you want?
Hilary : keys from your house!
Donald : Now!
How I am going to make America great again?!
I haven't even started.
Hilary : ask your Korean brother!
Donald : we have four more years to have fun!
Plus he never replies my calls.
Hilary : it depends how you ask (looking up).
Donald : he is not going to listen me without my big Russian hat.
Director : done!
Donald : something wrong with these apples.
Director : the apples are doing fine.
Donald : when I get this run away Pastor I am going to crusify him with my taxes.
Director : part five!
In this part every one is a lier.
Donald (whispering): pardon me for my question,
Are we going to film few old sluts today?
So I won't jump in this river after the lunch.

Good morning




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