Poetess : yesterday I was in the bed at night,
Telling my son a bed time story about Sonic.
After shower ... just after shower, wet hair, cream on my face.
And I was thinking,
I am lying in the bed with my seven years old son,
And all I am wearing is shirt, to my knees..
I have to buy a book how to be a good mother.
Inner voice : congratulations!
You won our super prise again!
A coupon for free coffee at McDonald's.
Now, bye, lunch time,
Mother of the year!