Poems,stories and pictures by Irina Mouravleva.
New Kings. .
Hilary (vacuums carpet and dumps water from inside of the vacuum into the kitchen sink): Honey, dinner is ready!
Donald : I will skip the dishes..
I will eat from this frying pan with my hands!
Hilary : some one stole my idea..
Donald : I drink from the juice box too.
Hilary : you know Bill never complained.
Donald : where is Bill?
What happened to this water pipes?
Hilary : oh.. the neighbour was smoking.
He wasn't allowed at home, so he used to stop by here.
Donald : and where is the neighbour?
Hilary : probably on the moon by now.
Donald (reading sign on the door): "welcome to the door".
Hilary : for my dog.
Donald : I like this honk.
Hilary (happy): really!
This is my system to escape.
(slow) The chair is the ... space ... shuttle ... chair
Samsung Galaxy.
Donald : aren't you lucky..
Hilary : no honking.
Donald : I will skip the dishes..
I will eat from this frying pan with my hands!
Hilary : some one stole my idea..
Donald : I drink from the juice box too.
Hilary : you know Bill never complained.
Donald : where is Bill?
What happened to this water pipes?
Hilary : oh.. the neighbour was smoking.
He wasn't allowed at home, so he used to stop by here.
Donald : and where is the neighbour?
Hilary : probably on the moon by now.
Donald (reading sign on the door): "welcome to the door".
Hilary : for my dog.
Donald : I like this honk.
Hilary (happy): really!
This is my system to escape.
(slow) The chair is the ... space ... shuttle ... chair
Samsung Galaxy.
Donald : aren't you lucky..
Hilary : no honking.
New Kings. ..
"In the news room".
Journalist (looking at the new page) : I don't see any humour here,
I see only pornography.
Now we have to call ladies all over the world.
Unfortunately, some people don't know how to write.
They only know how to do things..
Hilary: is that your business?
Journalist : everything in newspapers is my business!
Hilary : you are the one writing it.
Journalist: this what I am getting paid for, 60 bucks per hour.
(writing).. besides having the same package called
" high cholesterol". ..
Hilary : when people decide to beat up some journalists, call me (deleting email).
Journalist: I personally love only one woman.
(screaming) Help me!
TV host: And back to the newsroom.
Astrological prognosis from Mr. President for 2018 economy in ten minutes, stay tuned.
Producer : no more French kisses or French love either in our day time show.
Only American style, after lots of food, no burping on the side gentlemen.
Ladies (pushing group of women out of the door), you have to go now, see you in my dreams.
Multiple women can be a case of multiple sclerosis.
Hilary : what about multiple men for women?
What.. I am interested as a daily reader.
Doctor: this is healthy.
Donald (in the news room) : according to Mars, planet of strict dominant commitment and Uranus, planet with water,
Mostly we will be focusing on liquids, such as natural gas and oil.
TV host (continues) : first person who will jump up on the floor and give us a call will be predicting future of our economy for next week.
Donald : on coffee.. now back to work people.
Journalist : it's been a pleasure.
Journalist (looking at the new page) : I don't see any humour here,
I see only pornography.
Now we have to call ladies all over the world.
Unfortunately, some people don't know how to write.
They only know how to do things..
Hilary: is that your business?
Journalist : everything in newspapers is my business!
Hilary : you are the one writing it.
Journalist: this what I am getting paid for, 60 bucks per hour.
(writing).. besides having the same package called
" high cholesterol". ..
Hilary : when people decide to beat up some journalists, call me (deleting email).
Journalist: I personally love only one woman.
(screaming) Help me!
TV host: And back to the newsroom.
Astrological prognosis from Mr. President for 2018 economy in ten minutes, stay tuned.
Producer : no more French kisses or French love either in our day time show.
Only American style, after lots of food, no burping on the side gentlemen.
Ladies (pushing group of women out of the door), you have to go now, see you in my dreams.
Multiple women can be a case of multiple sclerosis.
Hilary : what about multiple men for women?
What.. I am interested as a daily reader.
Doctor: this is healthy.
Donald (in the news room) : according to Mars, planet of strict dominant commitment and Uranus, planet with water,
Mostly we will be focusing on liquids, such as natural gas and oil.
TV host (continues) : first person who will jump up on the floor and give us a call will be predicting future of our economy for next week.
Donald : on coffee.. now back to work people.
Journalist : it's been a pleasure.
New Kings. ..
On the set of a new movie " Dreamers".
Hilary (wakes up; big round clock shows 9 am): and where is my housekeeper?
Donald (teasingly): I am here!
(Hilary is starting at Donald with very surprised look).
Donald : hi baby, do you have the high picks?
Make sure the paperwork is done too,
I will check after my lunch.
(Hilary screams).
Donald (covering the ears) : who else on earth is screaming at 9 o'clock in the morning?
Time to go to work, my love!
I'll be missing you, speaking about dreamers...
Hilary : what is this? (looking around).
Donald : your home.
Hilary : and who are you?
Donald : who do you think I am, your beloved husband.
Hilary : our President!
Donald : I am all here.. in one piece baby.
Now, get up and go make breakfast for me and the kids.
(Hilary is wiping her eyes).
Donald (thinking) : I should change number 13 on the door.
Hilary (finally wakes up) : oh my God!
Donald : I told you not to dream too much last night.
Hilary : I wasn't dreaming.
Donald : you all say that (getting closer).
Hilary : I think I was dreaming about opening the new zoo.
Donald : we all were dreaming after waiting for ten hours.
I was side by side with the First Lady.
The rest we pretty much know..
Hilary (wakes up; big round clock shows 9 am): and where is my housekeeper?
Donald (teasingly): I am here!
(Hilary is starting at Donald with very surprised look).
Donald : hi baby, do you have the high picks?
Make sure the paperwork is done too,
I will check after my lunch.
(Hilary screams).
Donald (covering the ears) : who else on earth is screaming at 9 o'clock in the morning?
Time to go to work, my love!
I'll be missing you, speaking about dreamers...
Hilary : what is this? (looking around).
Donald : your home.
Hilary : and who are you?
Donald : who do you think I am, your beloved husband.
Hilary : our President!
Donald : I am all here.. in one piece baby.
Now, get up and go make breakfast for me and the kids.
(Hilary is wiping her eyes).
Donald (thinking) : I should change number 13 on the door.
Hilary (finally wakes up) : oh my God!
Donald : I told you not to dream too much last night.
Hilary : I wasn't dreaming.
Donald : you all say that (getting closer).
Hilary : I think I was dreaming about opening the new zoo.
Donald : we all were dreaming after waiting for ten hours.
I was side by side with the First Lady.
The rest we pretty much know..
New Kings. ..
Harvey : sometimes I wonder, if anyone here is normal?
Donald : does it and it will be a lion.
Hilary (clapping hands) : Bravo!
Where?
Donald : it's me!
... Intriguing questions in the morning ...!?
Be exactly on time...!
Well, I am only one who is very innocent.
I was sleeping all night in my bed.
Harvey : where shall I sign?
Hilary : and me!
Donald : only 3 people in this country?
Hilary : I would be suspicious about this information.
So I am innocent too.
Donald : my schedule from Monday to Friday was
reminding myself to stay calm.
This what my life, working without breaks.
Saturday and Sunday are okay, its weekends.
Hilary: I am jealous of your Harvey.
Harvey : I was possessed, I barely remember what I was doing .. (reading).. hiding pig?... pretty girl?
Hilary : I wish I was possessed, but my husband messed it up.
He got possessed first.
Donald : unfortunately this is the truth news, sign up here.
Harvey : and what will I get for it?
Donald : big bonus my friend, we can make the sreen better.
Hilary : what screen? (Donald is drawing lines in the air).
Donald : we have to go, see you in the news,
I am sure, you will be dearly missed by some.
Hilary : what about the big announcement news?
Donald : oh, I am retiring.
Donald : does it and it will be a lion.
Hilary (clapping hands) : Bravo!
Where?
Donald : it's me!
... Intriguing questions in the morning ...!?
Be exactly on time...!
Well, I am only one who is very innocent.
I was sleeping all night in my bed.
Harvey : where shall I sign?
Hilary : and me!
Donald : only 3 people in this country?
Hilary : I would be suspicious about this information.
So I am innocent too.
Donald : my schedule from Monday to Friday was
reminding myself to stay calm.
This what my life, working without breaks.
Saturday and Sunday are okay, its weekends.
Hilary: I am jealous of your Harvey.
Harvey : I was possessed, I barely remember what I was doing .. (reading).. hiding pig?... pretty girl?
Hilary : I wish I was possessed, but my husband messed it up.
He got possessed first.
Donald : unfortunately this is the truth news, sign up here.
Harvey : and what will I get for it?
Donald : big bonus my friend, we can make the sreen better.
Hilary : what screen? (Donald is drawing lines in the air).
Donald : we have to go, see you in the news,
I am sure, you will be dearly missed by some.
Hilary : what about the big announcement news?
Donald : oh, I am retiring.
New Kings. .
Donald : first time in a year I read newspaper and watched news on TV.
Actually I thought I was living in Cuba on spa resort. .
Anyway, terrible lies on TV.
Actually I thought I was living in Cuba on spa resort. .
Anyway, terrible lies on TV.
don't know story
Poetess : on Friday was on the cover in the newspaper,
Two young people with a small child and no money.
They are holding the baby like a trophy and have no idea what to do, you know..
Then on Saturday I had a dream,
A fifteen years girl is pregnant,
And Jaden is the father,
So me and the girl's parents are yelling,
What a hack Jaden!
After a while in my dream I am thinking,
Jaden is my son, and I have to stand up for him.
And I woke up.
Thinking all day about the dream.
Aunt: I remember I put hair removal cream on my face, I thought it was a mask.
The eyes brows and hair at the front were gone.
And my boyfriend looked at me and asked what's wrong?
Two young people with a small child and no money.
They are holding the baby like a trophy and have no idea what to do, you know..
Then on Saturday I had a dream,
A fifteen years girl is pregnant,
And Jaden is the father,
So me and the girl's parents are yelling,
What a hack Jaden!
After a while in my dream I am thinking,
Jaden is my son, and I have to stand up for him.
And I woke up.
Thinking all day about the dream.
Aunt: I remember I put hair removal cream on my face, I thought it was a mask.
The eyes brows and hair at the front were gone.
And my boyfriend looked at me and asked what's wrong?
New Kings. ..
Donald : I have been sabotaged!
On the front cover with my picture they put Charley Sheen with his issues,
Which has nothing to do with making America great again.
Hilary (looking at the newspaper): looks like you are pointing finger and telling him to get out.
Harvey: I am on page 16 together with Drake at the same article.
Hilary : he is talking about you!
Harvey : why would I care what men talk about me.
I care what women think about me...
Damn it.. hypnosis doesn't work.
Donald : let's burn this newspaper.
Hilary : I read about the beds first.
Ladies, chose wisely..
Doctor : where is Harvey?
Hilary : right here!
Doctor : I am afraid we have misterios forces being involved ..
And on each misterios force we must answer with our own misterios force.
I will draw a circle and you will stay in the circle with this pig and watch hard porno staring every few seconds at the pig's eyes.
Oh, don't worry he is trained..
Hilary : I want to stay with the pig.
What is it, a school?
Doctor : I have a bad news.
Doctor: 100% grantee.
Whatever you have, show up before being brought in by two people ..
On the front cover with my picture they put Charley Sheen with his issues,
Which has nothing to do with making America great again.
Hilary (looking at the newspaper): looks like you are pointing finger and telling him to get out.
Harvey: I am on page 16 together with Drake at the same article.
Hilary : he is talking about you!
Harvey : why would I care what men talk about me.
I care what women think about me...
Damn it.. hypnosis doesn't work.
Donald : let's burn this newspaper.
Hilary : I read about the beds first.
Ladies, chose wisely..
Doctor : where is Harvey?
Hilary : right here!
Doctor : I am afraid we have misterios forces being involved ..
And on each misterios force we must answer with our own misterios force.
I will draw a circle and you will stay in the circle with this pig and watch hard porno staring every few seconds at the pig's eyes.
Oh, don't worry he is trained..
Hilary : I want to stay with the pig.
What is it, a school?
Doctor : I have a bad news.
Doctor: 100% grantee.
Whatever you have, show up before being brought in by two people ..
New Kings. ..
Hilary : what happened to your door?
Looks like a bear tried to break in.
Harvey : it was Hurricane Harvey,
My competitor..
(closes the bedroom door) Next!
Looks like a bear tried to break in.
Harvey : it was Hurricane Harvey,
My competitor..
(closes the bedroom door) Next!
New Kings. ..
"Pillow talk"
Donald (reading text): I frankly don't understand what I am doing here..
Who wrote it?
Hilary (thinking) : all my problems start from the same thing...I was bored..
Doctor : Harvey we are going to cut this shit!
50 women in one month !.. (reading the daily newspaper).
Good thing we caught you before you went on the dark streets!
Harvey : my pillow looks like ass!
Hilary : men and their silly problems..
I am still waiting to turn into a swan.
Sometimes I wonder how long would it take..
Donald : eat vegetables.
Harvey : let's read the Bible.
I am on page three.
Donald and Hilary : ok since you are the boss.
Pastor : time to bless electronic devices.
Who will plug the cattle?
Donald (reading text): I frankly don't understand what I am doing here..
Who wrote it?
Hilary (thinking) : all my problems start from the same thing...I was bored..
Doctor : Harvey we are going to cut this shit!
50 women in one month !.. (reading the daily newspaper).
Good thing we caught you before you went on the dark streets!
Harvey : my pillow looks like ass!
Hilary : men and their silly problems..
I am still waiting to turn into a swan.
Sometimes I wonder how long would it take..
Donald : eat vegetables.
Harvey : let's read the Bible.
I am on page three.
Donald and Hilary : ok since you are the boss.
Pastor : time to bless electronic devices.
Who will plug the cattle?
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