"In the news room".
Journalist (looking at the new page) : I don't see any humour here,
I see only pornography.
Now we have to call ladies all over the world.
Unfortunately, some people don't know how to write.
They only know how to do things..
Hilary: is that your business?
Journalist : everything in newspapers is my business!
Hilary : you are the one writing it.
Journalist: this what I am getting paid for, 60 bucks per hour.
(writing).. besides having the same package called
" high cholesterol". ..
Hilary : when people decide to beat up some journalists, call me (deleting email).
Journalist: I personally love only one woman.
(screaming) Help me!
TV host: And back to the newsroom.
Astrological prognosis from Mr. President for 2018 economy in ten minutes, stay tuned.
Producer : no more French kisses or French love either in our day time show.
Only American style, after lots of food, no burping on the side gentlemen.
Ladies (pushing group of women out of the door), you have to go now, see you in my dreams.
Multiple women can be a case of multiple sclerosis.
Hilary : what about multiple men for women?
What.. I am interested as a daily reader.
Doctor: this is healthy.
Donald (in the news room) : according to Mars, planet of strict dominant commitment and Uranus, planet with water,
Mostly we will be focusing on liquids, such as natural gas and oil.
TV host (continues) : first person who will jump up on the floor and give us a call will be predicting future of our economy for next week.
Donald : on coffee.. now back to work people.
Journalist : it's been a pleasure.
