30 октября в России отмечается День памяти жертв политических репрессий.

Fools gold.

King of Fools : let me call the witch myself.

Then less victims we have in the office, than better is our reputation.
The Beast : what reputation?

King of Fool: today I don't usually work.

Troll: why? Will turn in to pumpkin?

King of Fools: Sign here. I agreed to be a fool but never a victim.
The Beast : never!
King of Fools : how long have you been in this furry condition my friend?
(making phone call).
Ze Bella : tell miss witch I said "hi".
King of Fools : she is saying, 
You two shall have a baby.
How she doesn't know...manage I guess.
The Best : let me talk.
King of Fools : I won't advise.
She might turn you in someone else.

Between us, I would just have a baby,
It's so much easier then argue with witches.
The Beast : great!
Ze Bella : I am having no baby with a stranger.
Even my magic kiss didn't work on him.
King of Fools : not surprised at all, he looks wild to me.
With another lady he was little bit darker.
Well in some way the witch is right,
Go home and have a baby
It's her thing .. babies.
She loves babies.
Before she used to recommend dogs,
Move in together, have a baby.
Troll: that's enough!
King of Fools : let me bless you on your way.

Fools gold.

 King of Fools (on the phone): get a long one.

You are going to love it.

Fool (on the phone): you can't put long lighter in the pocket.

Mama Mia: I was wearing mask at night and he said I look different.

Fool: he doesn't know you!

Mama Mia: he was stunned!

Troll: if you ever planning to work we have new barcodes.

King of Fools: you have to remember why you have Fridays for.

Mama Mia: it's like holiday.

Troll: so you are on vacation now?

King of Fools: pretty much.

Tomorrow we are all off too.

Can't trust with paying salaries on Friday Halloween.

Troll: what if people need you!

King of Fools: who cares.

They are bunch of burocrats.

It's all goes together.

 

Неслышно, неслышно, неслышно,

Неслышно шагает она.

Я "вишня", я "вишня", я "вишня",

В окошки стучится война.

Красивые парни наверно, но это берег другой.

Я "вишня", я "вишня", я "вишня", даю по расчетам огонь.

Потом отмываюсь до бела, 

С улыбкой готовлю еду,

Я "вишня", я "вишня", я "вишня",

Меня тут не знает никто.

Суровые будни, атаки, вот первые водки сто грамм,

Отходим с закатом, отходим с закатом, неравные силы сейчас.

Подумайте как тут красиво, мне шепчет солдат молодой.

Я "вишня", я "вишня", я "вишня", даю по расчетам огонь.

Fools gold.

Mama Mia (on the phone): essential services!

Fool (on the phone): all the spray bottles are broken.

Mama Mia: how?

Fool: its probably our fault.

Mama Mia: you guys are too strong.

We will sent three more.

Troll: good night.

King of Fools: night, night,

Its going to be a short night, I already know.

Troll: going out?

King of Fools: I should've been spanked one minute before Friday!

Troll: you should've been spanked on Tuesday.

King of Fools: we work little bit slower.

What did I do today?

I differently got dressed.

Worked a bit.

Troll: how?!

King of Fools: we are not on the right side.

 

Fools gold.

Mama Mia: phone call.

Some one has a question.

King of Fools: and they are going to love the answer.

Mama Mia: I can’t hear nothing here.

Troll: its loading.

King of Fools (on the phone): do you know how sexy it is?

Fool: so he jumped on his vacuum: "Where it is!"

Mama Mia: where is the printer!

King of Fools (on the phone): as long as it on the product.

Your mouth.

Mama Mia: we have a problem.

Someone stole the printer.

Fool: people are stealing everything now.

King of Fools: we can't trust people around us!

Troll: how do you know?

King of Fools: who else likes to work?

Surprise, surprise.

Mama Mia: for now we will be only thanking at work.

King of Fools: write we scrapped the printer out.

 

Fools gold.

King of Fools: on the phone): you have to wait.

Troll: wait for what?

King of Fools (whispering): she likes milk chocolate.

I don't remember her telling me this since Friday.

Troll: going to work?

King of Fools: now!?

Me and a white woman is a perfect match.

This is stupid!

She is reading a comics book naked.

There is another place for that.

Library!

What are you looking?

Troll: I am looking for words.

King of Fools: we don’t need the words here.

Troll: what are the chances someone needs anything on Friday after lunch?

King of Fools: we left early to get ready for Monday.

Troll: the doors are locked.

King of Fools: go find another door.

You don't want to leave, this is your problem.

I am going home.

Fools gold.

 Mama Mia (on the phone): we are so busy today, no time for lunch.

Lunch!

King of Fools: no, no, no, yes, yes, yes,

This is an idea.

(singing) Friday dinner I have every day.

Mama Mia: phone call!

King of Fools (on the phone): it was a fog storm!

Yes, first time since we are open, in twenty five years.

The numbers showed zero!?

It was one!

The one thing only I learned, this place is not set up properly.

Perfecting the hard way.

No problem, thanks.

Mama Mia: who was laughing?

King of Fools: took long time to get through.

Next time tell them to send email via Loomis.

Troll: working overtime?

I know you love to work.

King of Fools: what are you talking about?

Fools gold.

 King of Fools (on the phone): the night was perfect.

Mama Mia: phone call!

King of Fools (on the phone): we don't know anything.

We never got trained!

No problem, thanks.

Mama Mia: they should read the paper.

King of Fools: next time, 

tell them "oh my God".

King of Fools (on the phone): I apologize.

I will be having another perfect night before I know it.

Fool: Bonita!

King of Fools: our sexy girl Bonita and she is not kidding.

Fool: I haven't seen Bonita in a while.

Fool: she was sleeping.

Fool: come back.

King of Fools: oink, oink, oink.

Bonita: oink, oink, oink.

King of Fools: she is enjoying pandemic better then us.

Troll: what can stop a pig.

King of Fools: definitely!

Fool: the government gave us vacation and free drinks, can we go anywhere now?

Fool: news from the zoo.

Monkey "The Genius" suggests that we open doors with the foot.

Mama Mia: at least some exercise.

They closed the gyms again.

Fool: they are making the money.

Troll: very weird concept.

King of Fools: pig and monkey were on the Noah's Ark, in couples for the future generations!

Read books.

 

Fools gold.

 King of Fools: wisdom, ozdom, ozdom!

Happy Tuesday!

Today we look 2 days younger.

Troll: use magic, get some gold and move on with your life.

King of Fools: don't tell this to our witches, they will ban you technically.

Monkey "The Genius" is strictly against spells and gambling.

Only work.

Not in laboratory again.

Work, work, work!

They already proved it.

We should really be rewarded.

Stretching three hours of work in eight hours.

Troll: such a waste of taxpayers money.

King of Fools: they do it everywhere.

At times I wish I was a pig and ... push to the sides.

Troll: pig?

King of Fools: you want to push me to the side?

Troll: it doesn't make sense what you are saying right now, piggy boy.

King of Fools: oink, oink, oink.

Troll: this is genius.

King of Fools: thank you for the title.

 

Fools gold.

King of Fools (on the phone): you are supposed to fo it together; together. Push more.

Troll: sir, can I rub your hill for you.

King of Fools: ha, ha.

Mama Mia (on the phone): don't bring it back.

King of Fools: we got the raise.

Who da he'll in the world get 49 cents raise?

Mama Mia: phone call!

King of Fools (on the phone): we don't know were we are going!

Yes, this what we call hard work!

You designed it and we complained.

Already saved 100 dollars.

In which one?

In dollars.

Anything else!

Mama Mia: phone call!

King of Fools (on the phone): m, m, m,

Our sexy girl Bonita.

I can keep smile on my face every day.

Our pigs called lucky for a reason.

 

Fools gold.

 King of Fools: did I just hit the jackpot?

No; Boss of Trolls, your father, said we have one million chances to win the lottery.

Troll: one million chances! Chances.

Oh my God.

King of Fools: you are right so far.

Mama Mia: it still more then one.

Phone call!

King of Fools (on the phone): we never got the manual!

The little screws were missing!

Troll: it's in recycling.

King of Fools: you have to be supportive.

We saved your life.

Shaking up Earth was very intense. 

Fortunately, we get few thumbs up for our work.

Troll: you are very nice person.

King of Fools: thank you.

I believe we will find the Fools gold, with your help.

Fools gold.

 King of Fools: let's see if he gets it.

Boss of Trolls (on the phone): like a horse!?

Well, take a break.

King of Fools (on the phone): some people are less fortunate.

Fool: I did, I am,  I will.

Fool: think about it.

How many words?

Fool: three.

Fool: am I?

Fool: I think, some words are even shorter.

Fool: we have to use all the alphabet.

Fool: this is not our problem, this is not our office.

King of Fools: it will be soon.

Fool: wow.

King of Fools: wow!?

New Kings..

Servant 2: I got my mind so secured, it don't move.

Servant 1: we know exactly one person we can't trust.

Servant 2: we were hoping for more.

He can't keep his hands off the spacesuit!

New King number three: "o" is for freedom of speech.

Servant 1: "x" for everything else.

New King number two: no, no and no.

I know them dem well,

This why I don't work after lunch like people supposed to.

New Queen number two: pretend our health care and economy is a box.

All we have to do is move the box.

Servant 2: he might get a surprise.

New King number one: where is he?

Servant 1: spacesuit ready!

New King number three: what are those lines for?

Servant 1: the longer one is for people who really want to start space discoveries.

Servant 2: we can stand in both lines.