King of Fools.

King of Fools: is this your woman?

Troll: yes.

King of Fools: so you are coming from the same house, from the same bed and you are not sitting together?

Troll: she is like this.

King of Fools: where are the manners!?

One time she introduced me

“My man and a child “.

How do you like it?

Troll: okay, lets work on the map.

King of Fools: any time.

Yesterday I got a ticket.

At home.

Troll: oh, oh.

King of Fools: we were doing stuff upstairs.

From now on,

Every body, pizza!

Troll: you don't have to cook evrry day.

King of Fools: since this morning.

Mama Mia: its Friday!

King of Fools: only one day I can sleep, Saturday.

On Sundays we have to get ready for Mondays.

Troll: we are going to drive.

See, here, this where the fools gold is.

We are going on Saturday.

King of Fools: if Mama Mia is working on Saturday, 

I definitely will be at work.

My new car is fantastic.

If you want to be super fast,

You press the sport mode and actually pedal it.

Troll: we get there in the morning.

 

 

King of Fools.

King of Fools (on the phone): yes my love.

Troll (on the phone): fools scare me.

Troll (on another line): they don't know what they are doing.

Troll (on the phone): they are looking for information.

King of Fools: mister Troll, she is asking how we are!

Questions are very different today.

Troll: busy but good.

King of Fools: you are our type of person.

Troll: you are very busy today.

King of Fools: very busy!

Like damn!

We are putting cameras here, for our own bucks.

Troll: for what, you don't do anything much.

King of Fools: it was clear before.

Troll: no, it wasn't.

King of Fools (on the phone): no, I can't go home now.

Because I am working tomorrow!

 

 

King of Fools.

Troll: how was your long weekend?

King of Fools: I was a panda 

And she was cheering me up.

Banana!

Troll: this what you are eating?

King of Fools: after night every night.

You are a fool!

Yes!

Troll: I know what it is.

King of Fools: Mama Mia, he knows what it is.

Troll: where I work, we have machines. 

This why.

King of Fools: every weekend she starts: “ I am sexy woman!” and turns on the heat!

No way I am writing books like this.

Then she talks about sexy makeover. 

Troll: may be wait when she gets older.

Troll: I tell her when she is reading this book and yawns.

Do you know how mad she looks.

Troll: you are lucky forever. 

King of Fools: with a crazy salad?

With the salad!

Troll: you are weird. 

King of Fools: oh, yes.

King of Fools.

Troll: where is King of Fools?!

King of Fools: he is not here.

Troll: why are you not here!

Drinking wine?

King of Fools: no.

I start, lets see.

Troll: any plans for this weekend?

King of Fools: I relax, she cooks,

And we and we and we.

Troll: where is your shoe?

King of Fools: she is so heavy.

I have to tell her again.

I will be using my brains finally!

King of Fools.

King of Fools: hm, sensors.

Brand new!

Troll: did you see my notes?

King of Fools: yes, we saw your notes.

See you after work.

Fool: who is making noise here?

King of Fools: mister Troll and Mama Mia.

Learning bad words.

Fool: this why I stopped right now.

King of Fools: mister Troll should be thankful he didn't work in a cave.

Neanderthals had it bad.

So this is good.

 

King of Fools.

Troll: balloons!

King of Fools: Mama Mia was asking me if I brought you flowers.

Troll: have fun.

King of Fools: actually, you have fun.

We are going with you.

Troll: what's your Valentine's plan?

King of Fools: me and Mama Mia and strawberries and chocolates and more chocolates.

Troll: when your woman will see you today,  she will think you enjoy it.

Why to stop now.

King of Fools: she started yesterday.

It's Valentine's day!

King of Fools.

Troll: where is the shoe?

King of Fools: because of her.

On weekend I don't have to go anywhere and I always go somewhere.

Troll: how are you going to walk in one shoe?

King of Fools: mister Troll, you are turning into a goblin.

We have to call the Ghostbusters.

Troll: and what are they going to do?

King of Fools: vacuum you.

Ttoll: trolls never fail.

King of Fools: what about another time?

 

 

King of Fools.

Troll: Mama Mia, nice lipstick.

Do you need a mirror?

Mama Mia: no, I don't need a mirror.

I only need help finding stuff in my bag.

King of Fools: she is never shy.

Always something, but I like it.

Troll: where have you been?

I was looking for you everywhere.

King of Fools: this what she says on Mondays.

One day luck, Fridays.

Thanks for reminding.

Did you see marker with “KF” on it?

Troll: what is kf?

King of Fools: what do you mean?

How many Kings of Fools are here?

Hopefully trolls are not setting us up again.

Troll: that’s Monday talk.

We can go and look for your gold.

King of Fools: before we go,

We stop at the store and get bananas.

They cheer us up.

 

 

 

 

King of Fools.

Troll: I brought the map.

King of Fools (looking at the map):

Its beautiful!

Crazy!

Wow!

You brought the whole thing!

Troll: we will try to work in the morning.

King of Fools: what's the point?

You work and its never get done.

Mama Mia (looking at the map): looks so different from our office.

King of Fools: every morning my woman wakes up and she is yawning.

And I am like “no!”

This is not how you treat a man.

She is fast only on Fridays.

“ Let's do it!”

This why we changed it here.

We are not looking at the clock every five minutes.

When we retire from this place,

Every of us will become singers.

Should I make her dinner or show I make her happy.

Okay, thank you very much

Troll: you cook many times?

King of Fools: only two.

Second time she didn't want to eat it.

I am learning.

(singing) me and missis Johnson.

Troll: who is missis Johnson?

King of Fools: you.

Think what the song is about.

Mama Mia: mister Troll,

What should we bring when we are going to look for the Fools gold?

Troll: only light gadgets.

 

 

 

King of Fools.

King of Fools: my woman is cooking chicken wings for days.

Mister Troll, watch out for red haired women.

And on Saturday I have a daily pass to any restaurant I want.

Troll: this is not my concern.

My concern is your missing map.

King of Fools: tell it to my ear.

One time.

Troll: what did you forget today?

King of Fools: my shoes.

The massage is always good.

Troll: you don't really work on the map.

King of Fools: I started working last night.

May be one hundred?

We play lottery.

Mama Mia: mister Troll, after lunch you will feel better.

Two more days until Friday.

On Friday you can leave home earlier.

Troll: we leave home earlier every day.

King of Fools: not in this place.

Only from the big door with exit sign on it.

 

 

King of Fools.

King of Fools: every Monday my woman makes this wild sound “Rrrr" and says

“Its Monday already!".

Mama Mia: we have new friend.

Troll: good morning.

King of Fools: I didn't see you on the bus.

Sit here and have brown sugar.

Mama Mia: we have chocolates too.

Sweet and dark.

King of Fools: oh, yeah, sweet and dark.

Troll: we thought you need help, but everyone is crazy already.

King of Fools: for six dollars an hour?

You have to balance.

Troll: writing the map?

King of Fools: same old, same old.

All I have to work on is to control my stress levels.

Troll: start.

King of Fools: I forgot my gloves.

My protection.

 

 

Pigs.

Wolf: how many pigs do you have?

Big pig: one, at the corner, right there.

Wolf: we need three or four.

Big pig: you got the book!

Wolf: my dear, the book got us.

On weekend.

Big pig: cooking yourself?

Wolf: we should think what kids think.

What appears to be Elmo, is not Elmo, is a pig.

 

Pigs.

Big pig: I can't be a pig and a supervisor!

Its stressing me too much.

First pig: wolf is still here.

Big pig: what is he here for?

Second pig: for his order.

Big pig: I about to go on a date and this when you are telling me now?!

Wolf: excuse me.

Big pig: what are you waiting for?

Wolf: for my girlfriend!

Big pig: why don't you do the announcement.

 

 

Pigs.

Big pig (stretching on the chair): lets do final stretch.

One hour and we are out of here.

First pig (crawling on the floor): this why we follow bugs like this. (crawling out of the door).

Big pig: don’t worry, we go home soon too.

Second pig: Thursday and Friday!

We can do it!

 

 

Pigs.

Big pig (showing wolf pictures on the cell phone): only our girls are working full time.

First pig: its Friday!

Friday, Friday.

Lets go!

Big pig: now they got a lot of money and we will receive it.

Wolf (looking at the pictures): looks like airport to me.

First pig: they told us they are going home after work!

Pigs.

First pig: the wolf.

He doesn't look right.

Big pig (to himself): who else we find.

Push him.

Second pig: I think we are overheated the wolf.

First pig: we are trying too hard.

Big pig: where's Mrs piggy.

Second pig: make sure the wolf gets ships out to her house with the order.

 

Pigs.

First pig: when I move, wolf has to say something to me.

Big pig: you are good.

When I say you are good, you are good.

Trust the professional.

Why are you choking?

First pig: now we have to stay on the kitchen and make money of food.

Big pig: everyone prepares differently.

Big wolf: your pigs are dressing provocatively.

First pig: does it.

Finish the potatoes here.

Big wolf: they are all dressed up.

It’s a good idea, I mean nightmare.

First pig: not for you.

Second pig: pigs come fully dressed all the time.

And you are telling us now.

Big pig: wolf, its not pigs, its you.

The pigs are comfortable.

You should go to downtown more.

 

 

Pigs.

Wolf: where is the girl?

Pig: in the different town.

Wolf: there are two different towns!?

Pig: we don't know where it is.

Wolf: she doesn't speak langish.

Pig: all right brother.

Wolf: you pigs are so slow.

Hurry up, man.

Pig: you gave garbage to do.

Wolf: this where is the money!

Pig: we didn't want to bring a lot of attention.

Wolf: the girl will fix you up.

She is only eight.

Wolf: we saw her with a glass of wine.

Pig: wine?

How could we be wrong with this!

Pigs.

Big pig: only five minutes.

Big wolf: let me take a look.

How many pigs do you have?

Big pig: about fifty.

Big wolf: the list is complete.

Big pig: the rest are slow.

They don't eat much.

After one year.

Big wolf: cameras will tell everything.

We have cameras here.

First pig: pigs not eating much is a myth.

Second pig: one of the wolves told me ,

“Watch your water bottle”.

First pig: its only watch your water bottle.

Second pig: no, he looked at me and said, watch your water bottle.

First pig: you were drinking, this why he said.

Third pig: very suspicious.

 

 

Pigs

Big wolf: you are not pigs.

You are wolves.

And we will find out soon!

Did you finish all the booze?

First wolf: it wasn't a lot.

Big wolf: we are not going to have the same issues like yesterday.

Second wolf: we do extra work.

Big wolf: back in my days

“Five minutes, five minutes!”

Now you got fifteen.