a story

Few days ago,
I am with my girlfriend in the car,
Her boyfriend is driving going on about his stuff.
I already know the story, I am typing on my phone,
She knows the story even better, she is sleeping.
Then he goes to do haircut, comes back bold..
We are quite.
I think she had her eyes wide open,  
And I surprisingly laughed for a second.
Then he wants to buy brown pants,
We are joking now, what, to match your head?
You have to prepare people for this kind of stuff, or something.
Now, he is speeding 80 km per hours, steaming if we want get out from the car.