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Poetess (reading sign): welcome to the future.
Nice! 
Now, let's watch a movie and have dinner at home.
Where is the bus?
Inner voice: there is no buses, let's go.
Poetess: let's go?!
Inner voice: she is always complaining...
We can rent a donkey with GPS.
By the evening will be home.
Poetess: by the evening?!
It's kind of morning now.
Inner voice: nothing makes women happy..
First voice on the radio: money.
Second voice: not too much,
She will be greedy.
First voice: one hundred dollars.
Third voice: don't forget to eat your vegetables,
Special message from your president!
Poetess: one hundred dollars?
Inner voice: We are fighting with terrorists,
Few hours on the phone every day overseas can be very costly.
Poetess: why washroom sign has three people on it?
Inner voice: usual self...
It's for everyone.
See, long bench with holes, water, newspapers and soap.
Bushes are over there if you want...