Poems,stories and pictures by Irina Mouravleva.
New Kings. .
Santa Claus : Santa Baby.. (singing), Santa Baby..
Santa Baby is coming to town.. (trying to remember)
Hoe, ho, ho, ho .. mi amore.. y..
Where is the book children?
Grandma Claus! .. Missis Claus where is the book?
Missis Claus : I am not your grandma!
Santa Claus: . . left in the fireplace.. my first experience with flames..
I shouldn't had went to that house, got not only beaten but almost burned up, the dog recognized me.
Then how else would kids believe in magic?
Some other kids, not the one who robbed me at the end.
At least we tried, me and her.., to pretend we had never seen each other before.
It didn't work very well. . (singing) but at least we tried..
Don't get fat people, it's hard to get out of chimneys with food and (singing) a glass if champagne..
(unpacking bag) I am from vacation, 364 days a year, then work for one day and on vacation again.. hot girls (coughing)...places, imagine my situation.
Missis Claus (screaming something).
Santa Claus : come here sexy girl.
Of course I have gift for you.
You are number one on my list.
(reading) door, dog and gun.
All to keep me in the house..my jealous Angel,
Who finally realized to care about me,
Before she would care about her work, people she didn't know, news, weather, stories..
Now it's only me and the grand kids.
Do you know how much babysitter cost?
Especially with me working one day a year.
(singing) Santa Baby is coming to town.
(to the deer): don't tell Missis Claus the truth, she will screw up Christmas again,
Remember those years without the snow?
Santa Baby is coming to town.. (trying to remember)
Hoe, ho, ho, ho .. mi amore.. y..
Where is the book children?
Grandma Claus! .. Missis Claus where is the book?
Missis Claus : I am not your grandma!
Santa Claus: . . left in the fireplace.. my first experience with flames..
I shouldn't had went to that house, got not only beaten but almost burned up, the dog recognized me.
Then how else would kids believe in magic?
Some other kids, not the one who robbed me at the end.
At least we tried, me and her.., to pretend we had never seen each other before.
It didn't work very well. . (singing) but at least we tried..
Don't get fat people, it's hard to get out of chimneys with food and (singing) a glass if champagne..
(unpacking bag) I am from vacation, 364 days a year, then work for one day and on vacation again.. hot girls (coughing)...places, imagine my situation.
Missis Claus (screaming something).
Santa Claus : come here sexy girl.
Of course I have gift for you.
You are number one on my list.
(reading) door, dog and gun.
All to keep me in the house..my jealous Angel,
Who finally realized to care about me,
Before she would care about her work, people she didn't know, news, weather, stories..
Now it's only me and the grand kids.
Do you know how much babysitter cost?
Especially with me working one day a year.
(singing) Santa Baby is coming to town.
(to the deer): don't tell Missis Claus the truth, she will screw up Christmas again,
Remember those years without the snow?
New Kings. ..
Donald : Santa!
Hilary : Harvey?..
Incognito : Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas Hilary,
Merry Christmas Donald.
Donald : Boss? .
Hilary : why always Hilary?
I am stuck in this story.
Donald (making hand sign): history my dear.
Incognito (to Hilary): I didn't make a wish on the flying star, you did.
Now we are here forever (laughing).
Be happy!
Donald : actually it was my star, technically I have to be the one who is getting all the wishes.
Hilary : don't go to jail.
Incognito : let's focus on positive things!
Hilary : I have a plan.
Donald : when a woman says she has a plan, she has no plan.
I will be wishing first.
Incognito : oh, here flying star! (throws few shiny paper stars in the air).
Donald : I wish to make America great again!
Hilary : Harvey?..
Incognito : Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas Hilary,
Merry Christmas Donald.
Donald : Boss? .
Hilary : why always Hilary?
I am stuck in this story.
Donald (making hand sign): history my dear.
Incognito (to Hilary): I didn't make a wish on the flying star, you did.
Now we are here forever (laughing).
Be happy!
Donald : actually it was my star, technically I have to be the one who is getting all the wishes.
Hilary : don't go to jail.
Incognito : let's focus on positive things!
Hilary : I have a plan.
Donald : when a woman says she has a plan, she has no plan.
I will be wishing first.
Incognito : oh, here flying star! (throws few shiny paper stars in the air).
Donald : I wish to make America great again!
New Kings. ..
Doctor : finally we got a positive sign from above that we are on the right road in our journey to the government grant.
(Nurser is writing).
Doctor: why nurser?
He is a boy, next generation!
Will rase him and retire..
Six more years..God help me.
(Everyone is praying in mind).
Doctor: so yesterday I slept on the ice.
City municipality has (reading newspaper) "no available sources for ice salt and apologizing for any inconvenience during the winter season. .
Something else is unclear.. Santa Monica? ...if you complain, write your name, phone number and detailed message and we will get to you as soon as we can in timely fashion such as never."
And instead of falling backwards how it supposed to, I slept forward.
Some kind of unknown power lifted me up and pushed on the ice.
Obviously, front is our safe fat spot, plus..
(Volunteer nurse is looking with amusement).
Doctor: .. plus I had notes for this story in my bag which I used while landing..I landed on it.
(Nurser is writing).
Doctor: why nurser?
He is a boy, next generation!
Will rase him and retire..
Six more years..God help me.
(Everyone is praying in mind).
Doctor: so yesterday I slept on the ice.
City municipality has (reading newspaper) "no available sources for ice salt and apologizing for any inconvenience during the winter season. .
Something else is unclear.. Santa Monica? ...if you complain, write your name, phone number and detailed message and we will get to you as soon as we can in timely fashion such as never."
And instead of falling backwards how it supposed to, I slept forward.
Some kind of unknown power lifted me up and pushed on the ice.
Obviously, front is our safe fat spot, plus..
(Volunteer nurse is looking with amusement).
Doctor: .. plus I had notes for this story in my bag which I used while landing..I landed on it.
Бой шёл всю ночь, а на рассвете...
Бой шёл всю ночь, а на рассвете
Вступил в село наш батальон.
Спешили женщины и дети
Навстречу к нам со всех сторон.
Я на околице приметил
Одну девчонку, лет пяти.
Она в тени столетних вётел
Стояла прямо на пути.
Пока прошли за ротой рота,
Она не опустила глаз
И взглядом пристальным кого-то
Разыскивала среди нас.
Дрожал росой рассвет погожий
В её ресницах золотых:
Она на дочь мою похожей
Мне показалась в этот миг.
Казалось, все дороги мира
Сошлись к седой ветле, и я,
Себя не помня, крикнул: «Ира,
Мой птенчик, ласточка моя!»
Девчонка вздрогнула и, глядя
Колонне уходящей вслед:
«Меня зовут Марусей, дядя», —
Сказала тихо мне в ответ.
«Марусей? Ах, какая жалость!» —
И поднял на руки её.
Она к груди моей прижалась,
Дыханье слушала моё.
Я сбросил груз дорожных тягот
(Ну что же, Ира, не ревнуй!),
Всю нежность, что скопилась за год,
Вложил в отцовский поцелуй.
И по дорогам пропылённым
Вновь от села и до села
Шагал я дальше с батальоном,
Туда, где дочь меня ждала.
Бой шёл всю ночь, а на рассвете
Вступил в село наш батальон.
Спешили женщины и дети
Навстречу к нам со всех сторон.
Я на околице приметил
Одну девчонку, лет пяти.
Она в тени столетних вётел
Стояла прямо на пути.
Пока прошли за ротой рота,
Она не опустила глаз
И взглядом пристальным кого-то
Разыскивала среди нас.
Дрожал росой рассвет погожий
В её ресницах золотых:
Она на дочь мою похожей
Мне показалась в этот миг.
Казалось, все дороги мира
Сошлись к седой ветле, и я,
Себя не помня, крикнул: «Ира,
Мой птенчик, ласточка моя!»
Девчонка вздрогнула и, глядя
Колонне уходящей вслед:
«Меня зовут Марусей, дядя», —
Сказала тихо мне в ответ.
«Марусей? Ах, какая жалость!» —
И поднял на руки её.
Она к груди моей прижалась,
Дыханье слушала моё.
Я сбросил груз дорожных тягот
(Ну что же, Ира, не ревнуй!),
Всю нежность, что скопилась за год,
Вложил в отцовский поцелуй.
И по дорогам пропылённым
Вновь от села и до села
Шагал я дальше с батальоном,
Туда, где дочь меня ждала.
New Kings. .
Donald (very sweet): still cooking ?!
Hilary (makes sweet face while mixing something green, blue and purple in the large pot): daa...
Donald : cook book in the soup too? Never seen that one..
(Hilary loudly throws book " home made magic" in the pot).
Donald (waits for the offer, then takes entire pot and starts eating from it): sharing is caring! Yummy!
(Hilary looks like almost exploding).
Donald (holding the pot, to the audience) :
people, don't get mad,
get everything, you will be rich.
This is only way to survive in adult world.
Hilary (makes sweet face while mixing something green, blue and purple in the large pot): daa...
Donald : cook book in the soup too? Never seen that one..
(Hilary loudly throws book " home made magic" in the pot).
Donald (waits for the offer, then takes entire pot and starts eating from it): sharing is caring! Yummy!
(Hilary looks like almost exploding).
Donald (holding the pot, to the audience) :
people, don't get mad,
get everything, you will be rich.
This is only way to survive in adult world.
New Kings. ..
Cameraman : day 3.
Hilary : day 3?
Donald : this is long lasting story.
Something to eat?
Cameraman : suitcases in studio!
Donald : POTUS and FLOTUS going to Bahamas to cut taxes,
and not only cut but hit with heavy object like a book for example.
Hilary : smart move by the government!
When are we going to see you again?
Donald : in 2020.
Hilary : what about in few days?
Donald : no ... don't see me.
Hilary : at least I have Harvey (putting red lipstick on).
Harvey (dressed like Santa Claus): what is she going to do?
Donald : what do you think?
Never trust woman with two cell phones?
Hilary (to Harvey): you owe me five dollars for buying magazine about you,
And ten for reading it.
Snowflake girls: she is possessed.
Harvey : I am a changed man and she is grabbing me by head..
Hilary (laughing): it's the same size!
Always finds his way to women (moving closer).
Donald (shocked) : Hilary is this you?
Hilary : of course this is me,
I've never told you my last name. (laughing).
I am here for new movie addition,
Will play myself twenty years ago.
(points finger at Harvey) no discrimination.
Harvey (looking at the Christmas tree): I am at work!
There are children here.
Hilary : at work baby!
I read you like sharp performances.
Harvey (to himself) : thank God I am older now.
Hilary: I do everything for you, but you never say thank you.
Donald (pointing at Hilary sitting on Harvey's lap): be happy people.
Happiness is a gift!
Hilary : day 3?
Donald : this is long lasting story.
Something to eat?
Cameraman : suitcases in studio!
Donald : POTUS and FLOTUS going to Bahamas to cut taxes,
and not only cut but hit with heavy object like a book for example.
Hilary : smart move by the government!
When are we going to see you again?
Donald : in 2020.
Hilary : what about in few days?
Donald : no ... don't see me.
Hilary : at least I have Harvey (putting red lipstick on).
Harvey (dressed like Santa Claus): what is she going to do?
Donald : what do you think?
Never trust woman with two cell phones?
Hilary (to Harvey): you owe me five dollars for buying magazine about you,
And ten for reading it.
Snowflake girls: she is possessed.
Harvey : I am a changed man and she is grabbing me by head..
Hilary (laughing): it's the same size!
Always finds his way to women (moving closer).
Donald (shocked) : Hilary is this you?
Hilary : of course this is me,
I've never told you my last name. (laughing).
I am here for new movie addition,
Will play myself twenty years ago.
(points finger at Harvey) no discrimination.
Harvey (looking at the Christmas tree): I am at work!
There are children here.
Hilary : at work baby!
I read you like sharp performances.
Harvey (to himself) : thank God I am older now.
Hilary: I do everything for you, but you never say thank you.
Donald (pointing at Hilary sitting on Harvey's lap): be happy people.
Happiness is a gift!
New Kings. .
"Fake news". Day one.
Donald : once again I was falsely accused by Fake News Channel for playing opera in the Parliament.
It was fake, because we didn't sing and dance,
We only took a picture which looks like I am conducting the orchestra.
And I decided to lead the Fake News Corporation individually.
..Send every one to Cuba by the way.
Cameraman : camera on!
Donald (smiling to the camera): Everything is perfect!
Day two.
Donald : where is the Priest?
I can't announce news without the Church.
Unlike some people who are foreign citizens now, I don't need the money,
I want to survive. .
Cameraman : camera on!
Donald (with serious face) : survive economical growth!
I wish everyone the best, just in case.
To the survivor. .
Donald : once again I was falsely accused by Fake News Channel for playing opera in the Parliament.
It was fake, because we didn't sing and dance,
We only took a picture which looks like I am conducting the orchestra.
And I decided to lead the Fake News Corporation individually.
..Send every one to Cuba by the way.
Cameraman : camera on!
Donald (smiling to the camera): Everything is perfect!
Day two.
Donald : where is the Priest?
I can't announce news without the Church.
Unlike some people who are foreign citizens now, I don't need the money,
I want to survive. .
Cameraman : camera on!
Donald (with serious face) : survive economical growth!
I wish everyone the best, just in case.
To the survivor. .
New Kings. ..
Donald: SOS Copy.
Hilary : what was that? Copy.
Donald : last peace of advice.. Copy.
Hilary : Bill, copy.
Bill (writing): last piece of advice.
Hilary : bomb?!
Donald : got unexpectedly..
Hilary : how can it get here unexpectedly? Copy.
Donald : Melania copy.
Melania (writing): how can it get unexpectedly?
Donald: it flew.
Hilary : from where?
Donald : we were expecting one from West, then instead got one from East, and one feel from the top.
Hilary : what was that? Copy.
Donald : last peace of advice.. Copy.
Hilary : Bill, copy.
Bill (writing): last piece of advice.
Hilary : bomb?!
Donald : got unexpectedly..
Hilary : how can it get here unexpectedly? Copy.
Donald : Melania copy.
Melania (writing): how can it get unexpectedly?
Donald: it flew.
Hilary : from where?
Donald : we were expecting one from West, then instead got one from East, and one feel from the top.
New Kings. .
Hilary : what a ... ? (crossing first time in years).
Donald : 2018 Olympic Games my dear.
Never seen a black man taking off clothes?..
Make a wish, you might be lucky...
Didn't you ask for black president in your public prayers?
So here I am, thank you to self tanning lotion and my easy going mentality.
See, report you on everything.
I am going to compete in swimming myself.
Will be first and .. last in history .
Would you mind to move from the pool and take those ducks with you.
Write it somewhere and don't forget to vote for me.
I need 5 points.
Hilary : it's winter Olympics.
Donald : Still talking back. .
Listen, if I pay for it ,
I can swim on the ice, I can sleep on the ice,
I can dance on the ice, I can kiss the ice ...
It will be called Wild West Olympics games.
Donald : 2018 Olympic Games my dear.
Never seen a black man taking off clothes?..
Make a wish, you might be lucky...
Didn't you ask for black president in your public prayers?
So here I am, thank you to self tanning lotion and my easy going mentality.
See, report you on everything.
I am going to compete in swimming myself.
Will be first and .. last in history .
Would you mind to move from the pool and take those ducks with you.
Write it somewhere and don't forget to vote for me.
I need 5 points.
Hilary : it's winter Olympics.
Donald : Still talking back. .
Listen, if I pay for it ,
I can swim on the ice, I can sleep on the ice,
I can dance on the ice, I can kiss the ice ...
It will be called Wild West Olympics games.
a story
This story I have heard one hundred times,
Especially when I was in school.
"June 22, 1941..
Me and my school girlfriends going home from the river.
On a hill, a little boy riding huge bike near us, scared us, screaming,
Girls war! Girls war!
My three uncle are living first the same day.
Don't remember how they looked already,
Only their last words "study good".
Especially when I was in school.
"June 22, 1941..
Me and my school girlfriends going home from the river.
On a hill, a little boy riding huge bike near us, scared us, screaming,
Girls war! Girls war!
My three uncle are living first the same day.
Don't remember how they looked already,
Only their last words "study good".
a story
Warm hand is touching my cheek,
Right shoulder and crossing over my head..
It's a blessing, it will go for generations,
To everyone who will touch your hand,
Who will go after...
Nothing can go against it.
My old great grand mother is blessing me.
People she blessed returned home from the Second World War.
When we go outside, the sun is shinning through clouds that looks like hearts.
This is my memories and may be story for few women..
Right shoulder and crossing over my head..
It's a blessing, it will go for generations,
To everyone who will touch your hand,
Who will go after...
Nothing can go against it.
My old great grand mother is blessing me.
People she blessed returned home from the Second World War.
When we go outside, the sun is shinning through clouds that looks like hearts.
This is my memories and may be story for few women..
New Kings. .
Voice on the phone : have you seen that doll?
Second voice: all you need a car to put them in.
Second voice: all you need a car to put them in.
New Kings. .
Doctor : what is this Matt,
To be in one of the best news program and deliver news to the world (looking in the newspaper) for 20 million dollars a year?
What kind of news is it?
Donald : this glorious man was 10 cents short on his tax return.
Doctor: ..and then go home and deliver new news to your wife that you cheated and got fired.
What kind of diet is it, food suppliments,
Secret of a bold man?
Personally, after working all day,
I can deliver only one news,
That I am home.
You are too good looking my friend.
Judge : Harvey, where are you Harvey?
We are looking for you in Canada?
Harvey!
No visible signs..
Donald : you should ask Russians,
They find him in no time.
Hilary : we should've taken all his money first.
Now we would know where he is (laughing) .. at home!
To be in one of the best news program and deliver news to the world (looking in the newspaper) for 20 million dollars a year?
What kind of news is it?
Donald : this glorious man was 10 cents short on his tax return.
Doctor: ..and then go home and deliver new news to your wife that you cheated and got fired.
What kind of diet is it, food suppliments,
Secret of a bold man?
Personally, after working all day,
I can deliver only one news,
That I am home.
You are too good looking my friend.
Judge : Harvey, where are you Harvey?
We are looking for you in Canada?
Harvey!
No visible signs..
Donald : you should ask Russians,
They find him in no time.
Hilary : we should've taken all his money first.
Now we would know where he is (laughing) .. at home!
New Kings. ..
Doctor : what is this Matt,
To be in one of the best news program delivering news to the world and then go home and deliver news to your wife that you cheated and got fired?
What kind of diet is it, food suppliments?
Personally, after working all day,
I can deliver only one news,
That I am home.
I wish you the best of luck! (shakes hand in gloves).
Listen, here in the newspaper, they call " fired from hot spot".
We all know where hot spots are..
Anyway, let's be done with this barbaric experiments at work and finally discover the Internet.
You can find everything on the Internet.
To be in one of the best news program delivering news to the world and then go home and deliver news to your wife that you cheated and got fired?
What kind of diet is it, food suppliments?
Personally, after working all day,
I can deliver only one news,
That I am home.
I wish you the best of luck! (shakes hand in gloves).
Listen, here in the newspaper, they call " fired from hot spot".
We all know where hot spots are..
Anyway, let's be done with this barbaric experiments at work and finally discover the Internet.
You can find everything on the Internet.
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