...For everyone who has been reading my stories,
It's been my pleasure.
I wish you all the best, as always.
For me it feels, like it's time to move on..






New Kings.

Diamond: tonight she is not going to trust men.
Alien: they are going to make it four hours special.
Diamond: uhoow!
I will make lasagna with cheese.
Alien: you have to be careful with sause.
Too many calories.
Diamond: I stir extra time.
Alien: the show is stupid.
Diamond: who tried to scare you away?!
Alien: we will watch it for him.
Diamond: first time I was scared too.
Commercials are very relaxing.
Alien: keep try watching.
New King number one: why don't you play something somewhere?
Fat cats: we haven't seen baby for a while?
New King number: the baby is here!
Alien: who is this?
New King number: fat cats, they are looking for world domination.
If only we can be little bit faster...
Diamond: the show is on!




The Beast and Ze Bella.

King of Fools (scratching lottery tickets): Thousands!
Hundreds!
And we won 5 dollars!
Boss: one thing I like about it,
It's a game too.
King of Fools: endless game!
I have few more tickets.
Millions!
Thousands!
Hundreds!
And we won ... 2 dollars!
Boss: I don’t like it.
King of Fools: next week we might ban the lottery.
Boss: make money on your given job.
King of Fools: between sleeping and everything, but we are not complaining.


New Kings.

New Kings number one: where are the brothers?
Diamond: watching tv.
New King number one: I would love if they do some work! 
Diamond: they are aliens!
They don't even speak our language.
You have to educate them first.
New King number one this what I am going to do!
Diamond: not right away, natural.
Brothers need time to adjust.
They need Food, education, free health care, transportation.
New King number one: well I get something in return?
Diamond: oh yeah.
New Queen number one: like from kids.
Alien: where is everyone.
New King number one: we are coming!
New Queen number one: do I look sexy in this dress?
New King number one: it's look like a blanket.
Alien: when people are laughing, they sound like horses on our planet.
Diamond: very interesting!
New King number one: I should stay in my office before I get spaced out by alien ship.
Diamond: their ships are quite heavy.
New King number one: never tried.
For 25 cents you can open the door.




New Kings.

New King number one: it's "H" and we ordered "F".
New King number two: we have to use this since then.
New King number one: they have to know what we are talking about!
New King number two: may be we move somewhere else?
New King number one: we will stay here.
Fat cats: yes!
Alien: humans put sign "He'll" on the statue.
Alien: may be it's not for us.
Alien: you can see from the space!
Alien: people are nice.
Alien: are you kidding?
Alien: I am not going on Earth for any money.
Alien: I feel cold already,
Last time I felt cold, my father was screaming: not divorce again!
Alien: I should've work for the government.
They are sitting at the same place for decades.
Alien: may be you were sent here for a reason.
Alien: they keep all the money!
Alien: let's go somewhere else.
Alien: welcome to our new home!
Alien: I hope we have enough boose.
New King number two: Aliens!
New King number one: bust them down.


New Kings number one: where are the brothers?
Diamond: watching tv.
New King number one: I would love if they do some work! 
Diamond: they are aliens!
They don't even speak our language.
You have to educate them first.
New King number one this what I am going to do!
Diamond: not right away, natural.
Brothers need time to adjust.
They need Food, education, free health care, transportation.
New King number one: well I get something in return?
Diamond: oh yeah.
New Queen number one: like from kids.
Alien: where is everyone.
New King number one: we are coming!
New Queen number one: do I look sexy in this dress?
New King number one: it's look like a blanket.
Alien: when people are laughing, they sound like horses on our planet.
Diamond: very interesting!
New King number one: I should stay in my office before I get spaced out by alien ship.
Diamond: their ships are quite heavy.
New King number one: never tried.
For 25 cents you can open the door.





New King number one: at the war, we are slow starters.
New Queen number one: slow, but for sure.
New King number one: she duffenetely wants something new..
My Queen, did you try your new crown?
New Queen number one: it's too shiny.
New King number one: you will shine in the dark ages!
Fat cats: call 794, they will help you.
You don't need to dile the number,
Only say you are looking for the time machine! (laughing).
New King number one: you need a detective!
New Queen number one: aren't you are allies?
New King number one: fortunately fat cats never truly loved us.
Democrats and democracy it's not always the same thing.
Let's strike.
Fat cats: witch hunt!
New Queen number one (excited): are they witches?!
New King number one: I've seen them in the dark.
Fat cats: give us our bread!
New King number one: only in the morning!
Fat cats: you can't stop a witch!
New King number one: only when I am at the door!

New Kings.

Diamond: Jesus!
I am not made for here!
Diamonds: wow..
Diamond number one: take a tablet and relax.
Diamond number two: when life gives you direct hit, suck on this.
Diamond: not for me.
I want to save up and get out.
Diamond number ten: you will run back.
Diamond number two: we order or we don't order!
Diamond number four: he was always not like every one else.
Diamond number five: wake up, it's our favorite time,
The night time!
Diamond: I wish night never exists!
Diamond number seven: you need help.
Diamond: I want to be the survival!
Diamond two: you won't get help with that.
Diamond number five: let's not fight.
Diamond guard: wake up!
Someone is drilling a hole to our supremacy!
Diamond number seven: they are installing antenna!
Diamond: I am done here!
I want a throffie!
Diamond number two: terrible character.
King number one: let's try to do little damage and get new animation.
Some kind of weird pipes here.
New King number two: we have few dynamites.
New King number one: probably bad idea.
New King number two: few easy claps.
We might made few friends (laughing).
Power level four!
New Queen number one: few levels away from superpower!
New King number two: creatures of the night (singing).
New King number one: I don't like friends.
Queen number one: I hope it will be more then news.
Diamond: I have popcorn!!!
New King number one: who is this?
Once upon a time,
Once upon a dream,
On the empty road,
Walking through the storm,
Rain, cold wind.
They had no idea what to do next,
Not until heard word "go".


Good morning




Diamond: no show today..
I don't now where to go?
New King number one: I know place where you can take a break.
New Queen number one: phone for you.
New King number one (answering the call): ...someone called 911?
Nothing serious.
... eat more iron?!
And don't take anything personal.
Make noise.
Most duffenetely!
New Queen number one: ambulance?
New King number one: I wasn't joking a lot lately.
Where is my map?
Time to explore the world.
New Queen number one: your best jokes always include the map for some reason.
New King number one (singing): I don't want a list, I want a map..
New Queen number one: ouch, not on the ice! (lauging).
There is nothing much overthere, except plenty of water.
New King number one: it's melting!
Fat cats: where is the emergency?
Fat cats: it's on tv now.
Fat cats: how much he will joke about the same thing.
New King numberone: brothers!
Diamond: I deserve medal.
New King number one: for what?
Diamond: for watching tv 24 hours a day, seven days a week.
New King number one: you skipped all the news!
Fat cats: what is that cute list is for?
New King number one: war!
Fat cats: for what?
New King number one: it's hilarious. ..
For the ice, it might have fresh water under.
Warm clothes will surely help.



Princess (on the phone): were the love go..
Same place like buffalo..
And where is the boyfriend?!
Princess number two: I need water!
Princess: stealing is a sin!
I call again.
New King number one: let's go my God.
New King number two: our fat cats are walking or excaping?
New King number one: we are beautiful inside and out!
Write "no leaving houses after 10 pm".
New King number two: I am person who don't trust anyone.

Good night






Diamond: she is going to the bed with black eye.
What is he going to think?
New King number one: who?
Diamond: her finance!
Am I only one who is following the show?!
New King number one: he will have few questions.

New King number one: it's better than Viagra.
Fat cats: we don't want to hear.
New King number one: late at night...
New King number two: they don't know.
New King number one: and it's free!
Fat cats: sure, we call grandpa for coffee.
New King number one: Angels will show up..
Wearing white shirts.
New Queen number one: I bring flowers.
Fat cats: we will keep an eye.
New King number two: probable never heard of that.
Diamond: it is very funny!
New King number one: where is my iron?
Diamond: today they are going to do stuff.
New King number one: they always say that.
Diamond: we will watch tv after the lunch.
(to fat cats) I tried to save you.
New King number one: it was gorgeous facility,
With no need of sharing.

Harvest Moon


"When the Full Moon rises this Friday night, it will be the one of the rarest Harvest Moons ever!
The last time we saw a Friday the 13th Harvest Moon was in 1935 (technically), as the Full Moon rose on the night of Thursday, September 12 and set in the morning on Friday, September 13.
To have a Harvest Moon like we're seeing this Friday, however, with the Full Moon rising on September 13 and setting on September 14, you have to go back 152 years, to the year 1867!
The next time we'll see a Friday the 13th Full Moon will be in August of 2049, but for a Friday the 13th Harvest Moon, we'll have to wait much, much longer... until September of 2171!"
Fat cats: is he here?
Fat cats: if his car is here, he is here.
Fat cats: that's not his picture.
Fat cats: we don't see sparks.
Fat cats: he is naked!
Fat cats: what sparks you can get from a naked?
Fat cats: probably going to shake us up again.
Fat cats: text him we are poor.
New King number one: I don't believe a single word!
Anyway, show me what else you got.
Fat cats: we have to find something good in him, sharing will go easier..


Give me one chance.
I am in front of you, waiting,
Dressed how I am always dressed.
Give me one chance, one thought.
Not the prettiest, not the best dressed,
I am trying to remember how,
Trying to get somewhere for you.
Not going to lie, not starving or poor either,
With hard time of making decisions.
I wasn't as organized how I am with you,
Like I was missing this chance.


New King number one: it's fur here!
Diamond: fat cats confirmed their victory on the news.
Ice cream?
New Queen number one: ice dream?!
Cheers!
Diamond: we are watching tv.
New Queen number one: it was one (whispering) cat.
New King number one: really!
Dianond: they left a message.
The show is on!
New King number one: I want to get to Hell before you, so I can choke you when you show up!
Diamond: never!
You can't take television in, they said it changes  the souls.
I never be welcome!
New Queen number one: you will find another home.


Diamond: wake up!
Thats not the same woman!
New King number one (through sleeping): .. all women are the same, you pretty much won't make a mistake..
Diamond: she is in her sixties!
New King number one: more expensive..
You always will be waiting for next weekend.
New Queen number one: may be this is different actress.
Diamond: in the middle of the show?!
New King number one: thanks a lot..
New Queen number one: who are you talking to?
Diamond: you can't find truth in this bed!
Princess: and where is the boyfriend!?
Princess number two: who?
Princess: just admit it, you can't win.
I call again.


Author: New Kings are breaking in,
And there is magnificent Old King,
Handsome and charming.
New Queen number one: I wonder how charming is he?
Author: he is master and we are following his lines.
New King number one: I like me.
New Queen number one: I want to hear more about love.
Author: it will be love.
New Queen number one: is it 3D television we got?
New King number one: we hired a poet here, for 1000 nights.
Keep reading Shees.
New Queen number one: Tequila is always strong.

Good morning