New Kings..

New King number one: I tell you the truth, with statistics or without statistics, it sucks.
You can add it into your history book.
Historian: children will be happy about new short material.
Few of my students suggested to send riots on the school property.
New King number one: one more year to the diploma and they can come back to clean up the mess for free.
New Queen number two: where are you going?
New King number two: to the peoples, to the workers, all relatively speaking.
New King number three: why relatively?
New King number two: only for relatives.
New King number four: who are those people?
New King number two: shhhhh..nap time.
New King number four: they will be spoiled.
New King number two: they already are.
New Queen number two: wine?
I know how you love family values.
New Queen number three: she seems happy.
New Queen number four: every other week King number two goes to the war, New Queen number two goes out.