30 октября в России отмечается День памяти жертв политических репрессий.
Poems,stories and pictures by Irina Mouravleva.
Fools gold.
King of Fools : let me call the witch myself.
Then less victims we
have in the office, than better is our reputation.
The Beast : what reputation?
King of Fool: today I don't usually work.
Troll: why? Will turn in to pumpkin?
King
of Fools: Sign here. I agreed to be a fool but never a victim.
The
Beast : never!
King of Fools : how long have you been in this furry condition my friend?
(making phone call).
Ze Bella : tell miss witch I
said "hi".
King of Fools : she is saying,
You two shall
have a baby.
How she doesn't know...manage I guess.
The Best :
let me talk.
King of Fools : I won't advise.
She might turn you
in someone else.
Between us, I would just have a baby,
It's so
much easier then argue with witches.
The Beast : great!
Ze
Bella : I am having no baby with a stranger.
Even my magic kiss
didn't work on him.
King of Fools : not surprised at all, he looks
wild to me.
With another lady he was little bit darker.
Well in
some way the witch is right,
Go home and have a baby
It's her
thing .. babies.
She loves babies.
Before she used to recommend
dogs,
Move in together, have a baby.
Troll: that's enough!
King
of Fools : let me bless you on your way.
Fools gold.
King of Fools (on the phone): get a long one.
You are going to love it.
Fool (on the phone): you can't put long lighter in the pocket.
Mama Mia: I was wearing mask at night and he said I look different.
Fool: he doesn't know you!
Mama Mia: he was stunned!
Troll: if you ever planning to work we have new barcodes.
King of Fools: you have to remember why you have Fridays for.
Mama Mia: it's like holiday.
Troll: so you are on vacation now?
King of Fools: pretty much.
Tomorrow we are all off too.
Can't trust with paying salaries on Friday Halloween.
Troll: what if people need you!
King of Fools: who cares.
They are bunch of burocrats.
It's all goes together.
Неслышно, неслышно, неслышно,
Неслышно шагает она.
Я "вишня", я "вишня", я "вишня",
В окошки стучится война.
Красивые парни наверно, но это берег другой.
Я "вишня", я "вишня", я "вишня", даю по расчетам огонь.
Потом отмываюсь до бела,
С улыбкой готовлю еду,
Я "вишня", я "вишня", я "вишня",
Меня тут не знает никто.
Суровые будни, атаки, вот первые водки сто грамм,
Отходим с закатом, отходим с закатом, неравные силы сейчас.
Подумайте как тут красиво, мне шепчет солдат молодой.
Я "вишня", я "вишня", я "вишня", даю по расчетам огонь.
Fools gold.
Mama Mia (on the phone): essential services!
Fool (on the phone): all the spray bottles are broken.
Mama Mia: how?
Fool: its probably our fault.
Mama Mia: you guys are too strong.
We will sent three more.
Troll: good night.
King of Fools: night, night,
Its going to be a short night, I already know.
Troll: going out?
King of Fools: I should've been spanked one minute before Friday!
Troll: you should've been spanked on Tuesday.
King of Fools: we work little bit slower.
What did I do today?
I differently got dressed.
Worked a bit.
Troll: how?!
King of Fools: we are not on the right side.
Fools gold.
Mama Mia: phone call.
Some one has a question.
King of Fools: and they are going to love the answer.
Mama Mia: I can’t hear nothing here.
Troll: its loading.
King of Fools (on the phone): do you know how sexy it is?
Fool: so he jumped on his vacuum: "Where it is!"
Mama Mia: where is the printer!
King of Fools (on the phone): as long as it on the product.
Your mouth.
Mama Mia: we have a problem.
Someone stole the printer.
Fool: people are stealing everything now.
King of Fools: we can't trust people around us!
Troll: how do you know?
King of Fools: who else likes to work?
Surprise, surprise.
Mama Mia: for now we will be only thanking at work.
King of Fools: write we scrapped the printer out.
Fools gold.
King of Fools: on the phone): you have to wait.
Troll: wait for what?
King of Fools (whispering): she likes milk chocolate.
I don't remember her telling me this since Friday.
Troll: going to work?
King of Fools: now!?
Me and a white woman is a perfect match.
This is stupid!
She is reading a comics book naked.
There is another place for that.
Library!
What are you looking?
Troll: I am looking for words.
King of Fools: we don’t need the words here.
Troll: what are the chances someone needs anything on Friday after lunch?
King of Fools: we left early to get ready for Monday.
Troll: the doors are locked.
King of Fools: go find another door.
You don't want to leave, this is your problem.
I am going home.
Fools gold.
Mama Mia (on the phone): we are so busy today, no time for lunch.
Lunch!
King of Fools: no, no, no, yes, yes, yes,
This is an idea.
(singing) Friday dinner I have every day.
Mama Mia: phone call!
King of Fools (on the phone): it was a fog storm!
Yes, first time since we are open, in twenty five years.
The numbers showed zero!?
It was one!
The one thing only I learned, this place is not set up properly.
Perfecting the hard way.
No problem, thanks.
Mama Mia: who was laughing?
King of Fools: took long time to get through.
Next time tell them to send email via Loomis.
Troll: working overtime?
I know you love to work.
King of Fools: what are you talking about?
Fools gold.
King of Fools (on the phone): the night was perfect.
Mama Mia: phone call!
King of Fools (on the phone): we don't know anything.
We never got trained!
No problem, thanks.
Mama Mia: they should read the paper.
King of Fools: next time,
tell them "oh my God".
King of Fools (on the phone): I apologize.
I will be having another perfect night before I know it.
Fool: Bonita!
King of Fools: our sexy girl Bonita and she is not kidding.
Fool: I haven't seen Bonita in a while.
Fool: she was sleeping.
Fool: come back.
King of Fools: oink, oink, oink.
Bonita: oink, oink, oink.
King of Fools: she is enjoying pandemic better then us.
Troll: what can stop a pig.
King of Fools: definitely!
Fool: the government gave us vacation and free drinks, can we go anywhere now?
Fool: news from the zoo.
Monkey "The Genius" suggests that we open doors with the foot.
Mama Mia: at least some exercise.
They closed the gyms again.
Fool: they are making the money.
Troll: very weird concept.
King of Fools: pig and monkey were on the Noah's Ark, in couples for the future generations!
Read books.
Fools gold.
King of Fools: wisdom, ozdom, ozdom!
Happy Tuesday!
Today we look 2 days younger.
Troll: use magic, get some gold and move on with your life.
King of Fools: don't tell this to our witches, they will ban you technically.
Monkey "The Genius" is strictly against spells and gambling.
Only work.
Not in laboratory again.
Work, work, work!
They already proved it.
We should really be rewarded.
Stretching three hours of work in eight hours.
Troll: such a waste of taxpayers money.
King of Fools: they do it everywhere.
At times I wish I was a pig and ... push to the sides.
Troll: pig?
King of Fools: you want to push me to the side?
Troll: it doesn't make sense what you are saying right now, piggy boy.
King of Fools: oink, oink, oink.
Troll: this is genius.
King of Fools: thank you for the title.
Fools gold.
King of Fools (on the phone): you are supposed to fo it together; together. Push more.
Troll: sir, can I rub your hill for you.
King of Fools: ha, ha.
Mama Mia (on the phone): don't bring it back.
King of Fools: we got the raise.
Who da he'll in the world get 49 cents raise?
Mama Mia: phone call!
King of Fools (on the phone): we don't know were we are going!
Yes, this what we call hard work!
You designed it and we complained.
Already saved 100 dollars.
In which one?
In dollars.
Anything else!
Mama Mia: phone call!
King of Fools (on the phone): m, m, m,
Our sexy girl Bonita.
I can keep smile on my face every day.
Our pigs called lucky for a reason.
Fools gold.
King of Fools: did I just hit the jackpot?
No; Boss of Trolls, your father, said we have one million chances to win the lottery.
Troll: one million chances! Chances.
Oh my God.
King of Fools: you are right so far.
Mama Mia: it still more then one.
Phone call!
King of Fools (on the phone): we never got the manual!
The little screws were missing!
Troll: it's in recycling.
King of Fools: you have to be supportive.
We saved your life.
Shaking up Earth was very intense.
Fortunately, we get few thumbs up for our work.
Troll: you are very nice person.
King of Fools: thank you.
I believe we will find the Fools gold, with your help.
Fools gold.
King of Fools: let's see if he gets it.
Boss of Trolls (on the phone): like a horse!?
Well, take a break.
King of Fools (on the phone): some people are less fortunate.
Fool: I did, I am, I will.
Fool: think about it.
How many words?
Fool: three.
Fool: am I?
Fool: I think, some words are even shorter.
Fool: we have to use all the alphabet.
Fool: this is not our problem, this is not our office.
King of Fools: it will be soon.
Fool: wow.
King of Fools: wow!?
New Kings..
Servant 2: I got my mind so secured, it don't move.
Servant 1: we know exactly one person we can't trust.
Servant 2: we were hoping for more.
He can't keep his hands off the spacesuit!
New King number three: "o" is for freedom of speech.
Servant 1: "x" for everything else.
New King number two: no, no and no.
I know them dem well,
This why I don't work after lunch like people supposed to.
New Queen number two: pretend our health care and economy is a box.
All we have to do is move the box.
Servant 2: he might get a surprise.
New King number one: where is he?
Servant 1: spacesuit ready!
New King number three: what are those lines for?
Servant 1: the longer one is for people who really want to start space discoveries.
Servant 2: we can stand in both lines.
Fools gold.
King of Fools: our sexy girl Mama Mia .. meow..
Troll: do you know where is the white paper?
King of Fools: for what?
Troll: who wants to stay overtime?
Every one is near the door?
King of Fools: find some one in the office.
Troll: in the office is only answering machine.
King of Fools: see you.
Fools gold.
King of Fools: chicken is special today.
Troll: not in the mood.
King of Fools: something is wrong with you.
Read our "Work is going to help" policy.
Mama Mia: phone call!
King of Fools (on the phone): will we qualify?
We want more money minus the home work.
Yes, like five years old!
New Kings.
Servant 5: letter from the master!
He is in He'll.
Servant 7: those people are so rude.
Servant 6: want to live better.
Servant 7: the only good thing about it, men are busy.
Servant 5: we don't want them here today.
Wine?
Servant 7: thank you very much.
Fools gold.
King of Fools: wisdom, ozdom, ozdom!
Mama Mia (laughing): they brought computer here!
I don't know, they should bring a friend.
Troll: tequila?
Mama Mia: after a long weekend?
I had it yesterday, yeah.
Today, no.
Troll: Mondays are good days to sleep at work.
Mama Mia: I think we were sent to work for a reason.
What is this?
Oh. love letter?!
Will do the follow up (laughing).
King of Fools: new lunch time, 45 minutes.
Mama Mia: it's a good news.
New Kings.
New King number two: With me if you are a millionaire you will be very happy!
Servant 1: read the instructions.
Servant 2: I only hope all three parts are connected together somehow.
New Kings.
Servant 1: ever since covid 19 started, my dog keeps barking non stop.
Servant 2: who are you saying this to?
Servant 3: the dog is itching.
Servant 2: sweating.
Now days when I see myself in the mask, I freak out.
Servant 3: how long you have been in escape word, aka mental institution?
Servant 2: with the whaat to waat?
Servant 1: the city is super safe.
Servant 2: we were sending our pet fly to the rescue, but it didn't work out.
Servant 1: how long do you think it's going to last?
New King number two: a,a a!
Servant 1: its about to get massive.
Effective Saturday, October 10, 2020 at 12:01 a.m., these targeted measures are being implemented in Ottawa, Peel, and Toronto as a result of their higher than average rates of transmission. Measures under a modified Stage 2 include:
- Reducing limits for all social gatherings and organized public events to a maximum of 10 people indoors and 25 people outdoors where physical distancing can be maintained. The two limits may not be combined for an indoor-outdoor event;
- Prohibiting indoor food and drink service in restaurants, bars and other food and drink establishments, including nightclubs and food court areas in malls;
- Closing of:
- Indoor gyms and fitness centres (i.e., exercise classes and weight and exercise rooms);
- Casinos, bingo halls and other gaming establishments;
- Indoor cinemas;
- Performing arts centres and venues;
- Spectator areas in racing venues;
- Interactive exhibits or exhibits with high risk of personal contact in museums, galleries, zoos, science centres, landmarks, etc.;
- Prohibiting personal care services where face coverings must be removed for the service (e.g. makeup application, beard trimming);
- Reducing the capacity limits for:
- Tour and guide services to 10 people indoors and 25 people outdoors
- Real estate open houses to 10 people indoors, where physical distancing can be maintained.
- In-person teaching and instruction (e.g. cooking class) to 10 people indoors and 25 people outdoors, with exemptions for schools, child care centres, universities, colleges of applied arts and technology, private career colleges, the Ontario Police College, etc.
- Meeting and event spaces to 10 people indoors and 25 people outdoors, and
- Limiting team sports to training sessions (no games or scrimmages).
Schools, child care centres, and places of worship will remain open in these communities and must continue to follow the public health measures in place. Before-school and after-school programs will also be exempt from these new restrictions.
Fools gold.
King of Fools (on the phone): business is business.
Screw this place.
Hold on, my people.
Fool: paper work.
King of Fools: excellent, two IQ is better than one even if you are still stupid.
Fool: my IQ test result.
Let me erase the last number.
What a dummy!
King of Fools: how long it took for you to think about it?
Fool: this why I am here to find out.
King of Fools: think slowly.
Fool: do I have to answer right?
Five plus six is zero.
What a dumbo!
King of Fools: some questions are magic.
You want to see what happens?
Fool: we can't!
King of Fools: then we have to practice working.
New Kings.
New King number two: I really want King number one to win.
Selfish country with bunch of problems,
I can have it for weekend at home.
Servant 1: she is coming!
New King number three: New Queen number two was all smiles!
Servant 1: we wouldn't be installing cameras all the way to our hiding place.
Servant 2: wait when she gets here.
New King number one: mister Moses,
Toy have to promise you will take good care of King number two.
Mister Moses: I know him.
New King number one: every one knows him,
Unless you are a new born baby.
Servant 1: horse, wine and women are ready.
New King number one: is it a safe horse?
New Queen number three: I feel like resting everything.
New King number three: you are our army of resistance.
The work force.
Fools gold.
King of Fools (on the phone): King of Fools and sexy King of Fools,
Which one is that?
Have a good night, have a very very good night, bye.
Now I have to write your name.
Y, y, yyy, yy.
Troll: is he an idiot?
Troll: no.
King of Fools: if I have nice face don't accume,
I spent too much time with donuts and coffee.
Mama Mia: if you can’t see properly mister Troll, we can make your screen bigger.
King of Fools: what is that?
Mama Mia: a golf ball.
King of Fools: everyone can you give you answer now.
Will I be happy with the answer?
Mama Mia: fine, it’s a ball.
Lunch time, someone is playing upstairs.
King of Fools: sounds like the government.
We should know every one in the government by the name.
Mama Mia: sit down properly mister Troll.
Troll: fools are everywhere which is not surprise.
King of Fools: the government can't explain anything in their paper besides that we will survive as species.
Mama Mia: phone call!
King of Fools: they are going to all all day now.
Fools gold.
King of Fools (on the phone): this is my kind of weather "beautiful".
Not hot, not cold.
Just beautiful.
Mama Mia (on the phone): he is in stable condition near the computer and phone.
Fool: brilliant note from monkey "The Genius"!
Troll: at least someone is using common sense.
Fool(reading): you use more food then you need.
Fool: I take a picture.
Fool: she is older then us.
King of Fools: she knows what she is talking about and it makes sense.
Back to work!
Yes, no, no, yes, yes, no, yes, yes.
Mama Mia: welcome back!
Troll: hurry up.
King of Fools: busy day.
Fools gold.
King of Fools: "y,y,y", this what she said.
Fool: I can't wait finish this stupid work.
Fool: who left paper in the garbage bin!
They think they are at home.
Mama Mia: phone call!
King of Fools (on the phone): our work is little bit abstract, if you have extra qualification.
Ladies only, no, no boys.
We fight.
Troll: you people are sleeping on the table.
King of Fools: they are tired.
Troll: from part time job?
King of Fools: what is the difference?
Tired is tired.
Fool: we had long weekend and found our way out of it.
We went to work.
King of Fools: I would mind staying in the bed right now, but busy, busy.
Our scientists made a huge discovery.
Started yesterday.
Troll: who?
King of Fools: you know who runs the system here.
They found out where He'll is.
It's at work.
Fools gold.
Troll: may be they want some crazy things, who knows.
Fool: use light colors.
Light and thick.
Troll: should I put a line?
Fool: we have guide lines.
It will give you an idea.
Troll: you need easy way to think about it.
King of Fools: if you want to put any jokes, put it.
Troll: is Bonita the pig, a fool too?
King of Fools (looking at the card): you didn't write the name!
Fool: and where the money go?
King of Fools: in the card.
Fool: I wonder how Bonita will act to our card.
King of Fools: look again, is it good?
Fool: is the money in it?
King of Fools: write on the other side.
Troll: what do I say?
King of Fools: eat, bread and relax.
Troll: she is probably going to tell it’s my handwriting.
King of Fools: shake it.
We all like that sound.
And lick the envelope.
Fool: perfect.
King of Fools: only our pigs work hard.
Fool: do you know what is the dumb thing ?!
We didn't calculate how many coins we put.
King of Fools: I only hope is not less then Bonita expecting.
Fool: remember how monkey “The Genius” was holding our envelope?
I still remember the look.
King of Fools: this why she was wearing mask for a week.
Fool: wild animals would be cheaper.
Мне не надо жалости,
Мне не надо слёз,
Как судьба по площади едет паровоз.
Лишь глаза закрою, вижу мамин взгляд:
Обещай мне только , ты придёшь домой.
Мама, мамочка.
Но она не слушает, сумашедший взгляд:
Всем клянись на свете, ты придёшь домой.
Скрежет у вагонов, лай собак,
Право, лево, шнэль,
В сторона толкают как мешки людей.
Maма, мамочка.
На секунду вижу снова нежный взгляд:
За плечами в сумке молоко и хлеб,
Обещай мне только, ты придёшь домой.
Цвет весны, свет, песни,
Мы пришли домой,
Сыновья и дочери народа Твоего.
Fools gold.
Troll: where is the pretty boy!
Where did he go?
Fool: we couldn't find him.
Troll: you know what I am going to say?
Fool: a?
King of Fools: every freaking day people go to work.
What happened here!?
Fool: my hot beautiful girl.
Look at those eyes.
Troll: it's a pig.
Fool: you got it bro.
For sure.
Its Bonita visiting the office.
Foll (to the pig): one more hour girl.
Troll: is she going to work here too?
Fools gold
Mama Mia (on the phone): I like your pants, so silky looking.
Fool: one percent is complete.
Mama Mia: thank you.
King of Fools (on the phone): it’s a good day to have a good day.
Fool: someone answer the phone, jeez.
(on the phone) yes, macaroni and cheese.
Troll: I want to see the numbers.
Fool: we work one number a day.
Troll: was it working yesterday?
King of Fools: its all yours.
See you on Monday.
No germs near “super flash”.
Troll: what are you going to do?
King of Fools: a complete opposite.
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