Martian story

Martian: I heard he is that tall and they love each other. 
Martian: is he single?
Martian: he went to Venus. 
Martian: what happens on Venus stays on Venus. 
Martian: it happened to me, this why I am so late for another meeting. 
Martian King: news from Earth!
Martian: every one came earlier except him.
Martian: he is Msrtian King. 
Martian: for a second I forgot. 
Martian King: now we have to find the television, find.
And see what's going on, to know what to do.
Martian: we are okay with the radio.
Martian: what did he say, yes or no.
Martian: this is very difficult question.
Martian: this why we still don't have water.