Poems,stories and pictures by Irina Mouravleva.
New King number one: do I look beautiful?
New Queen number one: not when you don't have piggy.
New King number one: where is piggy?
Servant: piggy was swearing all night, now he is baking cakes.
New King number one: yeah, piggy ahead of us in many ways.
Servant: should we do the same?
New King number one: its actually hard.
Servant: what's special about piggy?
New King number one: I don't know. .
Every one wants piggy.
New King number one: what is this mess?
New King number two: no idea yet.
New King number one: where is piggy?
New King number two: moving them.
He can't.
New King number one: what do you mean he can't?
New King number two: piggy refused.
Do you know what the back door is?
We have no control over piggy.
New Queen number one: its thr same like having a dog, except pigs don't bark.
New King number one: ha, ha, ha.
Oh no! Where is piggy.
New King number two: for women doesn't matter.
New King number one: because they don't know the difference.
Without piggy you will be running around and screaming "covid, covid, covid" and nothing else.
New King number two: same here.
New Queen number one: what are you doing?
New King number one: we will be working on "zero" and "100 dollars".
Hopefully wolfie didn't eat piggy.
New King number two: the way he was going?
New King number one: it's not the first time.
New King number two: both have big expectations.
New King number one: with three people we will be making money faster.
New Queen number one: I would like to add few personal details.
New King number one: if you have your own paper.
New King number two: if anyone will be laughing, it will be us.
New King number two: bonjourno.
New King number one: who are you?
New King number two: you make us nervous.
New King number one: if you see piggy, tell him, he can go back counting.
New King number two: where is piggy?
New King number five: he escaped.
Like from here to here is not a long distance.
New King number one: its okay.
We can work without piggy.
No?
New King number two: you did that already
The whole world stopped.
We have to look for piggy.
Martian King: and how much money did people spend on this figure?
Martian Queen: have your cake.
Happy Birthday!
Martian King: and how much did we spend?
Martian: people still look at us.
Martian: they are staring, may be even more.
Martian King: is it the same?
Martian: now we are painting the pictures.
King of Fools: what a heck is this?
Troll: the work schedule.
We will be busy every day.
King of Fools: let me look again.
Mama Mia: phone call!
King of Fools (on the phone): essential services!
Good morning chick.
Starting ABC?
Tomorrow night?
It will be easier for everyone to work on?
Not me (whispering) call me if you can't sleep.
Troll: and why are you not cleaning the "super flash"?
King of Fools: it's too far.
Troll: I don't like this gloves?
King of Fools: the latex one?
Troll: the latex gloves.
King of Fools: this what condoms are made from.
Troll: I didn't know that.
King of Fools: now you know.
Miss witch: where is the shoe ladies?
Fool: he likes to be honest by perimeter.
Miss witch: hm, we all have to see this stuff.
Martian: we should live on the moon.
Martian: “Give
me some food or live me alone”.
Martian King:
we can enjoy the soup.
I see soup
and I don't see vegetables.
Martian: I
have a feeling it’s not just you who see no vegetables.
Martian: no
cameras no one care.
Martian: people
have cameras moving around.
Martian
King: when I go back on the moon, I order two plates with soup,
With yellow
lines.
Martian: it
shows you the age of the soup.
Martian: moonsters feed you to three hundred pounds and tell you to push the rocks.
Martian
King: it’s probably a good thing.
Martian: look!
A circle.
Martian: what
is this?
Martian Queen:
it can be anything.
It can be
UFO.
Martian: its
a rock from my garden.
I am gardening
with cool stunts.
Martian
King: “Coming soon”.
What’s
coming soon?
Martian Queen:
rain.
Martian: it’s
a new sign.
Martian
King: we are too attached to Earth!
Martian
mommy: oh my God.
King of Fools (on the phone): vacation where?
At home?
Boss of Trolls: relax.
King of Fools: I only relax at dinner.
My wife is pissed off at me, I am walking by,
She is standing overthere in t-shirt.
Boss of Trolls: take it easy.
King of Fools: I am curious about this long weekend.
You suppose to have big butt and small waist.
Boss of Trolls: yes.
King of Fools: not big butt and big waist.
Boss of Trolls: work it out.
King of Fools: she might get me the wrong way.
Boss of Trolls: don't work too hard.
King of Fools: have a good day.
Mama Mia (on the phone): I did exactly what you said.
Monkey "The Genius": yyyy.
Mama Mia: did I?
King of Fools: outside from work they call me King of Fools.
Troll: is this the same name?
King of Fools: monkey "The Genius" is like "yyyyyyy".
Troll: I am glad she says it.
King of Fools: for 15 or 20 minutes, in different languages.
And then she says "work" in English for the younger folks.
(whispering) they are stupid.
We never work without doing something else.
(whispering) I think we all are the same.
(whispering) we did survey a while ago.
Some of those surveys are stupid too.
Troll: surveys are only explaining.
King of Fools: that's true, we should hold on them.
Troll: absolutely.
King of Fools: finally someone says the truth.
Mama Mia: note from Monkey "The Genius".
(reading) " when you are hungry, you eat".
King of Fools: she is wonderful.
Setting our goals every day.
Troll: mama Mia what happened to your fashion?
Mama Mia: the buttons?
Troll: why do you need buttons if you have spaces between the buttons from all the way up?
King of Fools: we need bottle here.
When I was the same age as a toddler, I was always looking for a bottle.
Mama Mia, did you send message about work?
Mama Mia: I told, we are going crazy here and they said " probably".
King of Fools: I don't want to hear more!
Send bunch of work and leave notes "whatever, please " and "don't put labels on".
Make them work all the weekend.
Add "we are busy" and "are you okay".
Martian King: what a..
What pictures did you send?
This is a different planet!
Martian: people are going crazy and sending the rescue helicopter.
Martian King: I thought we almost done with "Mars 2020"!
Martian: people are sending radio texts "we will rescue you, my friend, but we forgot the way".
Martian: pretend we didn't see anything.
Martian: people will be everywhere here.
Martian King: we can't stand here like a statue.
Martian: we have to do it once in a while,
Keep people on their toes.
Martian King: now we can take one hundred pictures a minute.
Martian reporter: what inspires you?
Martian King: "Mars 2020" on our highway.
