Fools gold.

King of Fools (on the phone): she is like "Oh my God ".
Boss of Trolls (on the phone): I bet 100 bucks you are at work. 
King of Fools: the entire 100?
Boss of Trolls: sure.
King of Fools: we are at lunch. 
Mister Troll,  push me the fork. 
Troll: you see, how lazy he is.
King of Fools: it's a work place, you expect people having lunch.
Mister Troll,  I have never seen work places without lunches and breaks. 
Troll: if you take my opinion, it's not a secret any more.
King of Fools: push me the spoon, please. 
Troll (coughing): excuse me. 
King of Fools: covid, covid.
Troll: this musk bothers me.
King of Fools: if you do 4 vaccines, you don't have to wear mask.