The Martian story.

Martian: let's go.
Martian: where?
Martian: outside, get some fresh air.
Martian: so how are you?
Martian: wonderful. 
Martian: our problem man, we don't have moon.
Martian: we used moon before. 
Martian: probably the cheap one.
Martian King: I don't understand how people plan to make Earth be beautiful place if they are looking forward to live on Mars?
Martian mommy: they don't have to worry every day.
Martian Queen: it will be existing!
Martian King: we need extra border from the homo sapiens in case if they come here.