The Martian story.

Martian: we starting to think he is turning in to a human.
Martian mommy: a baby?
Martian: an adult.
Martian mommy: well!
Martian King: dollar me!
Martian mommy: what did he touch?
Martian King: I want some money. 
Martian mommy: are you kidding me.
How much?
Martian King: President is calling me.
Dollar me, dollar me, dollar me.
Martian mommy: here is 99 cents.
Martian: who know this alien robot can be so powerful. 
Martian King: see you. 
Martian mommy: where are you going,  work or something.