Three witches and the king.

Third witch: is this our new athlete!?

King: before it was 1 dollar, now its 180.

Third witch: it will cost more.

Second witch: no one can buy nothing. 

First witch: you can buy, as long as it has zeroes at the end.

King: zeroes?

Third witch: money!

King: can money grow on threes?

Third witch: no, it's not working. 

Second witch: we tried already.

First witch: we have a lot of trees up here.

King: I thought you are busy here.

First witch: did you already talk to the walls?

King: I did.

Third witch: I will talk to your queen.

King: I am not saying I want better life now, because she will be angry at me.

I am saying I want different pick at premature times.

Queen: next thing, he put at the wrong place a cigarette. 

Third witch: he what!

 

 

Three witches and the king.

Third witch: our bubble!

King: I am going to the gym today.

Third witch: who does that.

This how gyms make their money.

King: I tell you why I am going to the gym.

To make sure I am still able to.

Third witch: make sure.

Second witch: we should do it.

For us.

Third witch: are you kidding me.

We can exercise at home.

First witch: how many ingredients we should use in the soup for the king?

Third witch: use them all.

King: when you exercise, you don't have to eat all the time.

Third witch: and how would we know that?

Second witch: we missed someone. 

And King, it was you!

First witch: we didn't do our search. 

Third witch: remember, I said, we need someone serious and he has to be good. 

King: yes, always. 

Third witch: what bothers you?

King: I just say 4 o'clock, and no of my servants are at work already.

Third witch: did you give free sanitizer to your servants?

King: you supposed to?

Third witch: ours don't want to do anything without free stuff.

King: I didn't think that.

Third witch: we thought.

King: yeah, yeah, yeah. 

Third witch: why don't you go to different witches and say yeah, yeah, yeah. 

King: remind me what I was asking when I got here at night. 

Third witch: a push.

You are nice.

Three witches and the King.

Queen: when the fun starts?

King: they don't want you to have fun, they want your money.

Fist witch: push the button. 

King: no.

Second witch: if you can't do the simplest thing!

Third witch: he has some weird problems. 

Is he like that at home?

First witch: this is only online casino and twenty dollars. 

Second witch: king, something tells me, never promise a lot.

Third witch: he can't fool nobody. 

Queen: he is more at home.

Third witch: you should bring him earlier. 

Queen: he sat on the throne on Friday. 

Third witch: everything together.

Queen: actually, he got mixed up.

Third witch: with other people?

Queen: monkeys. 

Every time monkeys see the new kings, they steal them.

Second witch: messed up. 

Third witch: you have to share.

Three witches and the king.

Third witch: someone is sleeping at work. 

First witch: at least we were not singing. 

Second witch: we supposed to use magic, but we decided to work. 

First witch: this is nice office. 

Third witch: its wrong kind of office.

Second witch: do you see our hands?

Third witch: smooth. 

King: this is wrong kind of hand. 

Second witch: king, you singing today.

King: I was watching a movie.

First witch: at work?

King: no, at home. 

Three witches and the king.

First witch: you are wearing a nice shirt.

King: sone one told me the same lie this morning.

Second witch: too small?

King: going for breakfast now.

Third witch: I see her right here.

Queen: he doesn't trust any one.

First witch: of course.

Second witch: and how long do you have these symptoms?

King: all my life.

Second witch: we have medium and large. 

Only one size bigger. 

Queen: what is the solution?

First witch: smelly socks. 

Wear smelly socks. 

It will wake him up. 

King: we can read the craziest things here.

First witch: exactly. 

Second witch: I was reading on Tuesday. 

Very motivated. 

Third witch: wrong.

It's all in your imagination. 

King: what's your name, witch?

First witch: we don't have names.

We can pick any name.

Second witch: witches without names are more costly. 

First witch: he is changing colors.

Third witch: oil the king up.

Let's see if he has multiple personalities. 

May be they will say something. 

Three witches and the king.

First witch: two o'clock.

You supposed to start at 10.

Is it raining outside?

Second witch: where is our "Less is more" sign?

We have to keep our clients up to date.

Third witch: you are sitting on it.

First witch: put on the door.

Third witch: look at your size!

Stop it. 

Second witch: hopefully no one shows up today with their problems.

First witch: King!

Third witch: like in the movie. 

I was watching on the weekend. 

Second clerk: where is his partner?

In case we have to blame someone. 

Third witch: teachers, do you want to ask the king what issues he has?

First witch: not me, I only work here.

Second witch: he said his wife is a witch, so..

Third witch: King!

Welcome to the pit.

Our natural habitat.

First witch: she is the one!

King: can't find.

First witch: can't find her?

She is here. 

Queen: good morning. 

First witch: morning?

Queen: we just woke up.

King: can't find who I don't have to pay anywhere I go.

Our servants go home at 4:30, not at 5:30.

First witch: can't find slaves?

You should say it.

We thought something is wrong. 

Third witch: go home. 

First witch: think of stable country.

Ancient Egypt was stable country.

First witch: now we know. 

New Kings...

New King number one: this very challenging, this is a secret. 

What  vehicle can flip from driving on a little stone?

New Queen number one: I forgot. 

New King number one: you forgot all of this?

Skate board. 

New Queen numbe one: skate board is not a vehicle. 

New King number one: every thing that brings you from A to B is a vehicle.

When we run, we are vehicles.

New Queen number one: some common sense, okay bye.

New King number one: you have to correct my stress correctly!

Servant 1: she is trying.

Servant 2: women gang against men sometimes.

New King number one: sometimes!

What is she doing?

Servant 1: she is pushing bag.

Servant 2: mostly we work at the end of the day. 

Servant 1: our resume.

Servant 2: we say, so, so.

New King number one: it starts from good morning.

House cleaning?

Servant 1: not me.

New King number one: what came first, chicken or egg?

Servant 1: you.

New King number one: correct. 

Servant 2: smells like a zoo.

Servant 1: an animal!

New Queen number one: our new cow.

Thirty five dollars. 

New King number one: ten dollars more!

New Queen number one: each and every person was asking me what animal it is.

New King number one: shame no one knows now how to get milk from a cow.

Servant 1: we studied in school. 

Servant 2: we can take turns.

New Queen number one: let's face the cow first.

New King number one: you think there are jokes written on it.

New Queen number one: they were asking seventy.

New King number one: for seventy we don't need a cow.

Neighbors expect us to be equal.

First, we have to look at the back and make sure it's a cow.