Astronomer: all millions will be yours.
Did you bring
the shark meat?
King: it will
be me.
Astronomer:
one more came earlier.
King: what did
he say?
Astronomer:
people are weird.
King: I think
you are talking about me.
My wife says
“lie down”, I lie down.
She says “jump”,
I jump.
Astronomer:
you should’ve seen that.
King: I haven’t
’t seen that.
Astronomer:
thinking about those millions?
King: everyone
is thinking about those millions.
Astronomer:
and did you buy the lottery ticket?
King: yes.
Astronomer:
it’s not going to work.
King: say what?!
Astronomer:
You should bring candies for my fish.
In ancient days
women were amazing.
They didn’t
need hot water or light.
Now it’s a problem.
King: now they
are not sleeping,
They are doing
something!
Astronomer:
you need more people work for free.