Poems,stories and pictures by Irina Mouravleva.
Martian King: lets finish the wall.
Martian King mother: and be more accurate.
Martian King: hopefully not.
Martian King mother (whispering): she is in her 400 th.
Martin King: what!
Martian King mother: do you want to walk home?
Martin King friend: who is the girl?
Martian King: Martian slush Venusian.
I like girls here.
Martian King friend: with make up and clothes.
They are scandalous.
Martin King: they glow in the dark.
Martian King friend: those two are Lunatics.
Martian husband: stupid people, keep driving when we are sleeping.
Martian
wife: its their robot.
People work.
Martian
husband: slowly but true.
Martian
wife: we have only one Martian who works here.
Martian
husband: narcissist.
Martian
wife: people are narcissists?
You are
narcissist!
Martian
husband: I wonder who are those artists who are drawing pictures for people?
One more
time they draw green on the picture,
I am moving
out from this country.
Martian
wife: I massage your ears.
“Yesterday
was yesterday,
And today
is today”.
Martian husband:
today is today.
Martian
wife: today is today.
Martian
husband: today is today.
Martian
husband: different robot.
Martian
wife: yesterday was a trailer, today is a movie night.
Martian
husband: people send robots every time they like.
Mafia.
Martian
wife: you want banana, put some sugar on it and will be banana bread.
Martian husband:
sanity to society!
Martian
wife: eat it.
Martian
husband: today is pay day, everyone wants to go home and spend.
Martian
wife: it landed on the casino, cut the ribbon and stuff.
Martian
husband: they are going to be busy now.
Martian
wife: they opened the restaurants already.
Donkey: we are here to see wild animals.
Sour leopard: when you wear your costume, you will see one.
Bee: okay, wild
animals, wear your costumes and get ready for situation.
Goat: nothing
illegal.
Bee: all according
to the vacation special.
Sheep: are we
going to met the comedian?
Bee: more like
his issues.
Monkey: let’s
hurry up.
Bee: don't forget
your bins and play like wild animals.
Pig (to the
duck): where are you from?
Duck: from animal
farm.
Bee: they are
the one we need!
Okay, ducks,
don't look do shocked.
You will be
home by holidays.
Pig: we will
get extra break on the sun.
Bee: where is
the Duranosores Rex!
Pig: we checked,
there were like twenty of them.
Bee: make sure
they are here.
And make sure
they walk only on the green, every where.
President deer: whose sandwich is this!
I don’t see
anything and there’s butter everywhere!
Pigs,
monkeys: we apologize if we are wrong.
President
deer: do I have any other animals in the zoo.
Pig,
monkeys: we are first at the door.
President
deer: not one, not ten. Two hundred pigs
and monkeys.
Bee
(listening): that’s the plan.
President
deer (to himself): no idea.
Bee (to
pigs and monkeys): we don't understand what he is talking about since we are
small.
Pig: he
left.
Bee: that’s
the stuff.
Monkey:
looks strange.
Bee:
because of the value.
Pig: hi monkey.
We will be separated again today.
I will be working at the zoo library.
Monkey: the dog is here.
Pig: it’s all coming together!
Turtle: president deer put cameras everywhere.
We saw all of them on the way home.
Monkey: okay, thank you.
Turtle: someone gotta move.
Monkey: okay pig, go to the library and shine.
They have tables over there and stuff.
Turtle: library is exclusive.
Pig: it’s so true.
Why don't we put tables everywhere.
Bee: something with this management.
Pigs are librarians.
Sour leopard: nothing more!
Pig: we are very busy working in the library!
Bee: why are you speaking so loud.
President deer: I find more pigs and monkeys in the zoo.
Today they were sleeping right in front of me.
Sweet leopard: it depends how we look at it.
President deer: it depends how I look on all of it.
Pig: we know how to do the job.
President deer: why are you in my area?
Move!
Sweet leopard: before we had one monkey and one pig in the
zoo.
Now we have two hundred.
May be we do something different.
President deer: we love animals.
Bee (to Monkey): wait until they look at the numbers.
Now we will look at some documents, make sure we are clear.
This what you want.
Monkey: what is this?
Bee: a candy.
Zebra: what is it?
Pig: no
idea.
Monkey:
cooking.
Zebra: why
there's banana here?
I don't get
it.
Monkey: I
see.
Zebra: you
see, I see, we all see.
You see
those zebras over there?
Pig: which
one?
Zebra: we
are taking the same picture one hundred times, because they are sleeping!
Bee: say something.
Monkey: what to say?
Bee: you represent!
Monkey: we work in fast food restaurant before, on the
kitchen.
Bee: more details.
Monkey: and now, we are crazy.
Not all of us, some.
Bee: winter is coming.
Do you live at the country side?
Taking bus?
Monkey: and now we are crazy and hungry.
Bee: where are the pigs?
Monkey: having big lunch after the long weekend.
Bee: President deer spoils you with the weekends.
Monkey: why are you watching the deers?
Bee: they are my favorite.
President deer: who is happy today.
Pigs are
happy today.
How was
your weekend?
Pig: too
cold.
All day,
nothing.
Usually we
sleep for the whole day.
In the
cold, we are not the same.
President
deer: where are the monkeys?
Pig: they
have an appointment.
Didn't fit
in the bus.
President
deer: its because monkeys are so fat.
Pig: it
depends on the food they eat.
President
deer: any plans for today?
Pig: will
be thinking today is happy Friday.
President
deer: its Monday.
Pig:
something wrong with my math.
Well,
Tuesday is on the corner.
President
deer: and what is now?
Pig: long
lunch after the long weekend.
President
deer: we spoil you with the weekends.
Monkey: someone stole our pigs.
Bee: who would steal our pigs.
Monkey: we can’t find pigs in the washroom.
Bee: pigs looked very happy last night, and sweet and lovely.
Monkey: okay, okay, I am eating.
Bee: is good, is it.
There's still kitchen.
Get them.
We will show you the computer.
Monkey: the computer?
Bee: the computer.
Our gift to President deer when he gets nervous.
Monkey: say it again.
Bee: our little hamsters.
They are all friends.
They like flowers.
Hopefully, deers, will learn their lesson unless something happens.
We will put few experienced over there.
Monkey: how many are experienced?
Bee: all of them.
One time we brought hamsters and they forgot to eat the grass
And we couldn't find them and there’s nothing you can do.
We master it this time.
Pig is lying in the mud and monkey is eating banana. President deer and zebra are walking by.
President
deer: right in front of my eyes.
Pig: quick
break.
Monkey:
eating soup.
We made
some for you.
Pig: we are
busy, but not very busy.
President
deer: right in front of my eyes.
Monkey: you don't have to see what we are doing.
President deer: I don't want to see it.
My stress levels are high already.
Zebra: pigs are monkeys are crazy.
And this is not a joke.
(leave)
Monkey: zebras always say bad staff about us.
Pig: why are we so different!
Monkey: president deer has all the money.
Pig: what should we do.
Please them or please us?
Monkey: work.
Only one hour left.
Congratulations.
Pig: today, five hours of my day I thought it was Saturday.
Monkey: you know what I like about my job?
I don't think about it when I go home.
Pig: kids are happy!
Monkey: customers are happy!
Pig: too much work.
Bee (flying by): be happy.
And if someone is miserable, (swears) buzz them.
Pig: it is so true.
Monkey: actually, hold on.
President deer: you can’t find bigger then this?
Pig: only one
ton.
It's not a
lot for a pig.
Monkey:
it’s for the kitchen paper.
How much he
eats?
Pig: not
everyone jokes differently.
President
deer: I see every one is angry.
Or may be
it’s me.
Pig:
monkey, we made a mistake.
Monkey: we
thought deer is different.
Pig: now we
know what's different.
Now he is
going to sit in front of you.
President
deer: sometimes we have problems.
Nothing,
nothing.
Pig (to the
monkey): we don't like it.
President
deer: I see beautiful young ladies!
Pig: no.
Pig: he is
talking to us.
Monkeys:
pigs always bring their women to very important meetings.
Pig:
president deer brought a lot of food.
Monkey: we
brought it back.
President
deer (quietly): there are few normal animals.
The rest
are pigs and monkeys.
Pig: we
love it!
Bravo!
Monkey: does
it.
Pig: you
know what’s funny?
Wait until
president deer starts to audit our business.
We watch it
every day.
And our
people.
Monkey:
make it nice.
Sour leopards: where are the tigers?
Monkey: they are so soft.
Very weird feeling.
Pig: tigers take no for nonsense.
Monkey: we don't know who we will vote for.
Pig: election is on the weekend.
Monkey: don’t say anything to anyone.
You will work quietly.
Then we vote for your.
Pig: I think, you confuse the two.
Sour leopard: where are the small banana boxes?
If you take little cases from the ship.
Little pigs: we are still wondering.
Pig: okay!
Sour leopard: may be do some explanation to your little
pigs?
Pig: good luck with that.
Sweet leopard: good morning!
Pig: boss, boss, boss!
Where are the cookies!
Monkey: you had some nice vacation.
Sweet leopard: I actually wasn't on vacation.
I was working in another zoo.
Pig: this is so nice.
Sour leopard: too much stuff to put away.
Monkey:
banana.
Sour
leopard: oh, yeah.
From the
morning.
Monkey:
yes.
We should
be in shape.
At least
one of us.
Sour
leopard: you can save it.
Monkey: you
can do it!
Until five
o'clock.
Pig: take
your time.
Sour
leopard: who should I listen to?
From the
time go a lot wider.
From eight
o'clock!
Monkey: we
practice on listening the cat first.
Perfecting
ourselves.
At least we
have a chance not worry about nothing.
Pig: best
thing we do.
How it was
before, fifty millions years ago.
Elephant:
who, where?
Monkey:
elephant, we speed diel you all our
questions.
Sour
leopard: a lot of money we are making?
Monkey:
actually, no.
Pig: when
you are working outside, you are getting more sun.
Sour
leopard: by going back and forth?
Monkey:
only five days a week.
Then you
have weekends.
Pig: all
two days.
Sour
leopard: oh, well.
Monkey: we
are preventing you from spending on miscellaneous stuff on extra weekends.
Pig: from
this morning.
Sour
leopard: is it?
Pig: when
you wake up and going to work.
Monkey: you
are not going to spend on weekend again.
Pig: you
have more days to work for it.
Sour
leopard: what if it is cold outside?
Pig: only –
1.
Monkey: you
don't see frost on your hands.
How far are
you moving banana boxes?
From
outside to inside.
Monkey: I am genius.
This is my dream.
Day dream.
Pig: I have those dreams in the morning.
Sour leopard: is this our fault too?
Pig: yeah.
Elephant: I have to wear my glasses.
I thought, I see two of you.
One here and one over there.
Sour leopard: I teleported.
Monkey: this is sour leopard.
He starts a lot of trouble and get no trouble.
Pig: fantastic.
Big monkey: are they crazy?
Pig: very
very crazy.
Wait until
they get to work tomorrow.
Elephant:
who is this?
I have to
put my glasses on,
I thought
this is lion.
Monkey: this
is sour leopards.
Pig: we
will reclaim our bush!
Monkey: looks busy here.
Monkey: you
want to go home?!
Monkey:
yes!
Big monkey:
okay everyone, come here.
Monkey:
cents.
Monkey:
cents.
Monkey: if
we don't say anything,
Monkeys who
actually do the job will not get anything.
Monkey:
monkeys are not six years old!
Monkey: we
need an accountant.
Big monkey:
we have to stop being “a monkey “!
This is my
brother Johnny.
Monkey: you don't have to do this.
Actually, you don't have to do that.
You don't have to do anything.
Pig: this why.
Penguin: there are two different types of monkeys.
Turtle: truly.
Leopard: what are you all talking about?
Elephant: please don’t send no more monkeys to this jungles.
Monkey: only elephants would complain.
Leopard: lots of mess.
Elephant:
don’t be lazy.
Learning,
learning.
Parrot: fight
okay, nicely.
Don’t be a
listener.
Cat: meow.
Leopard:
why are you sitting here?
Cat: I am
watching.
Leopard:
how are you doing?
Cat: I am not
doing a thing.
Monkey:
pick up error.
We supposed
to get a dog.
Pig: they
both are pets.
Right at
the door.
Leopard:
where's the dog?
Pig: wof,
wof.
Cat: wof,
wof.
Leopard: we
answerer every question except the easiest one.
King of Fools: Funny story, written by King of Fools.
Main characters:
King of Fools
Mama Mia: his secretary
Troll : works for King of Fools
King of Fools: thank you grandma.
Troll: you are not saying nothing.
King of Fools: guess, where I am looking.
You send the same thing twice.
Troll: me?
You wrote the same thing twice.
King of Fools: I must've been dreaming..
Some one bought a copy.
Mama Mia: its a success!
Troll: we will drink champagne after second books.
King of Fools: we have machines to help you.
King of Fools: my twenty thousand more of my pages.
Monkey: you don't have to do this.
Actually, you don't have to do that.
You don't have to do anything.
Pig: this why.
Penguin: there are two different types of monkeys.
Turtle: truly.
Leopard: what are you all talking about?
Elephant: please don’t send no more monkeys to this jungles.
Monkey: only elephants would complain.
И лишних слов не надо,
Поет в веселье он,
И где-то до рассвета звенит аккордеон.
Шумит играет громко,
Мелодии просты.
Где детства голос добрый,
Игрушки у меня,
Где я была девченкой,
Влюбленною в тебя.
Тебя ждала украдкой и думала всегда.
И сладко, сладко, сладко
И юность в даль ушла.
Но знаю, где-то лето,
Поет в веселье он
И где-то до рассвета звенит аккордеон.
Wolf: I had berries yesterday.
Pig: first time
we hear this!
From a pig?
Wolf: from
a wolfess.
Pig: wolfesses
have no breaks.
Wolf: did you
read my suggestion list?
Pig: we throw
it in the garbage.
Fat pig: we
are very sensitive with our garbage.
Pig: yes, we
will follow the scripts.
And will need
more candy.
Wolf: I want
nothing.
Pig: wait until
big pig gets here.
Fat pig: he
is so cool.
Wolf: not eating
candies.
Pig: I never
say no.
Wolf: you use
to.
Pig: why don't
you take one right now.
Wolf: why do
I want more sugar.
Fat pig: we
will leave you five candies until five o'clock.
Wolf: someone
is trying to sell business.
Fat pig: it
will be 11,55.
Wolf: he just drops everything and goes away.
Pig: why are
you so loud.
Fat pig: he
likes noisy cars too.
Wolf: aliens,
they have those antennas so they listen.
Pig: we can
try to speak in codes.
Fat pig: Happy
Birthday wolf,
Happy
Birthday!
We are going
to strip club.
Missis Piggy
drives bicycle in shorts.
Wolf: my favorite.
Pig: and we
will use more ice.
Wolf: all day.
Pig: we will
consider this.
Big pig: okay pigs, hurry up and party.
Pig: can someone
fix the clock?
Fat pig: its
8 o'clock.
Pig: the time
is not right at all.
It turns me
off.
Pig: it’s
not very healthy.
Fat pig: I think
I am at home.
Pig: we have
to relax for few minutes.
Big pig: why are you keep saying this?
We are hard workers.
Wolf: you poster says, three pigs, but there are only two.
Big pig: they work for few days and they are out.
Wolf: I was expecting super pigs.
Big pig: this where you have to build relationships, the original. Wolf: its something hard to do.
Big pig: we understand this.
This why we made few posters, same kind.
Big pig: what is the shift tomorrow?
Pig: are you working?
Big pig: no.
Fat pig: we need system.
Big pig: you are stressed out.
Pig: go home earlier is the system.
Get to the world is the system.
Short cut is that way, to the lunch room first.
Eating salad is the system.
Nobleman: Bonjour, tojour, de la vour.
Is it time to start?
Grandms: almost.
Knight: what are the benefits here?
Nobleman: who, when, what?
It’s coming.
People are asking questions.
You always can listen to the bird.
Birds are 10 years above in evolution.
He is sleeping for now.
Knight: when?
Nobleman: technically, every day, very convenient.
We realized, birds and people are not the same.
People want to know.
Parrot: public benefits where work is.
In the location.
Are you working working.
Yes.
In case so good.
What can we do right.
Massage.
It’s for tomorrow, I love it.
Granps: right is always right.
Knight: it’s a massage?
Nobleman: the phone will tell you where to bring stuff.
This how phone works.
Granps: the timer is already built in.
Grandms: do you need the light?
For what!?
Knight: I am reading.
Nobleman: today we will send packages to married couples.
It’s the opposite of how we send to singles.
No writing personal messages, they don't want to know our problems.
Box of chocolate and yes, it’s a choice.
Don’t mess it up, we will fix it later.
Knight: you have 500 cards.
Nobleman: when you are looking at this in different way.
Ask Granps.
Like a nerd.
You will see big sign on my shirt “married “, see picture of
a little chin over there.
You have to find in your own age group.
Younger.
Knight: who is barking here?
Granps: braking is my stress relief.
Every one saying I am barking like a real dog.
“Oh, you have a dog?”
It’s me!
Grandms: he is weird all over.
Knight: don't bark until 5 o'clock.
Grandms: managing position?
You tell him one thing, and he has something else to tell
you.
Granps: Grandms.
Knight: it explains a lot.
No owls at work, no dogs, no cats.
Anything from the government?
Grandms: in the today's newspaper.
Listen in one ear, and don't listen in another, the news
will stay in the middle.
Granps: stupendous.
Granps: who is printing this!
Grandms: the
government.
They are using
our printer!
Knight: I got
your puzzle.
I am not putting
your printer in my bedroom.
Granps: we can
program love songs to it.
Grandms: printers
give skills.
Granps: sometimes
the government uses different color ink when people are tired.
Granps: you
can be our seasonal salesman.
People are asking
already.
Knight: drinks?
Granps: ice
cream.
Grandms: it’s
the heat.
Knight: I love
heat.
Grandms: spectator.
Knight: singing again?
Granps: you
have to be nice.
You can have
extra day off.
Grandms: our
crocodile has more rights.
Geanps: no one
fighting any more.
(singing) I
want to have hot stuff baby this evening.
Grandms: remember
the time when we used to play with dinosaurs?
Knight: back
to the business.
Granps: we didn't
succeed.
Grandms: the
problem there, how hard we want to work when
we have money.
Granps: listen
what we just said.
Grandms: Knight
wants to be good.
Granps: I like
too.
Knight, use
my name at the bottom of your signs.
Knight: do you help people?
Granps: are
we still helping people or we are not helping people?
Grandms: helping
people.
Where is your
horse?
Knight: you
know why no horse.
We have cars.
Granps: what
is that?
Grandms: thanks
for letting us know there are cars now.
Granps: we will
be working together.
At some point
we will screw up.
Kjight: you
are reading my mind.
Grandms: take
from rich and give to the poor.
Granps: funny,
there was another knight like you.
Grandms:
you should be locking the door.
Granps:
lunch time, but whatever.
I will keep
this stupid door open.
Knight: “granms
and gramps"?
Grandms:
you better learn how to say it right.
Granps: he
is smarter than me
I am always
on the red carpet, because I say the
truth.
Grandms: you
are cute.
Can we take
a picture.
Did you
bring anything?
Knight:
screws, so people can continue working.
Grandms:
very nice of you.
Who screwed
you up for us?
Granps:
don’t worry, this is our every day.
Grandms:
Mondays off.
Too much
rush on the weekend.
Knight:
someone put one label on all the boxes.
Granps: what a morning.
Grandms: how
are you?
Granps: amazing.
Grandms: imagine
if that’s all people thought.
Granps: it would
be funny.
Grandms: drink
time.
Granps: thanks
for reminding me.
Wine?
Grandms: water.
Don Pedro: who are you trying to tell "I love you"?
You have no girlfriend.
Senior: I have many.
And one wife.
У любви моей голубые глаза.
И как в песне поется,
В вас горит бирюза,
И восход голубой.
Яркий солнечный день.
Голубые глаза всех на свете добрей.
Показали вы мне мою жизнь без прикрас.
Все ошибки, тревоги,
И забот полотно.
Словно юность вернулась и не все ей равно.
Ей нужна моя правда,
Не нужна моя ложь.
Голубые глаза.
На кого он похож?
Он похож на закаты,
Он похож на апрель.
Он похож на свиданья,
Яркий солнечный день.
Сто дорог, сто путей говорят есть у нас,
Но не видела я тех прекраснее глаз.
Вы мне напишите письмо,
Я не отвечу.
Сегодня мысли заняты другим.
Случайная встреча, случайная встреча,
Она перевернула все мысли о тебе.
Меня нашел он в час любви и в час разлуки,
В тот час когда мечта летела как птица в облаках.
Но нежные руки, но нежные руки,
Сказали мне,
Не так, не так, не так.
Глаза его сказали о надежде.
Улыбка говорит мне о любви.
И взгляд весенний,
И взгляд весенний,
Возник как остров посреди зимы.
Когда на свой звонок я не ждала ответа,
Когда с другими видела тебя.
Где юность как лето,
Где юность как лето,
Промчалась в новые теплые края.
Звонить не надо,
Говорить не нужно.
Слова все эти сказаны давно.
Случайная встреча,
Случайная встреча,
Сказала за меня,
Мне все равно.
Сказала все и без тревог и объяснений
Весенним вальсом солнечной любви.
Случайная встреча.
В этом зале карнавальном,
Пусть простом, но не обманном.
Я под маской встретила тебя.
Маска солнца,
Маска тучи.
Маска ветра, зов могучий.
Маска сказок и рассказов
В детстве слушала не раз я.
Маска правды, маска лести.
Маска милой детской песни.
Маска ста дорог, свиданий,
Маска всех моих мечтаний,
Песен наших и напевов,
Моей юности секретов.
Маска счастья.
Маска нежности в разлуке.
Я целую ваши руки.
Маска верности и силы
В этом зале всех красивей.
Ночь подруга милая,
Музыка старинная.
Ты гуляй показывай,
О любви рассказывай.
Покажи звезду свою.
Расскажи секреты.
Пусть приснится мне красивый сон до рассвета.
Расскажи про города,
Про далеки дали,
И про то что раньше мы не видали.
Может сон, может явь,
Я не знаю.
Твоя песня для меня не чужая.
Нет дорог у меня больше длинных,
Нет обид и тревог тех старинных.
Заиграют для меня гармонисты.
Яркий свет ты принес и лучистый.
Ты принес для меня тепло лета
И зимы мороз для ответов.
Краску осени и пору золотую.
Ты весну мне принес молодую.
Пролетит звезда не гадая
Знаем мы где любовь молодая.
Первая любовь ты птица давняя,
Почему же музыка звучит.
Ты опять пришла без опоздания,
Без ненужных слов и на других обид.
Ты пришла снега с себя отряхивав,
В том лесу играли мы давно.
Как когда-то поманила сладким пряником,
Полем, где ромашек хоровод.
Мне напомнила слова людей хороших ты.
Улицу весеннюю.
Улыбнусь прохожим.
Первая любовь а мне двенадцать лет.
Любовь что светла
Никогда не замерзнет.
Словами простыми услышится вновь.
Скажите серьезно, скажите серьезно
Еще много раз вы мне про любовь.
Скажите закатом,
Скажите рассветом.
Скажите грозою вы ранней весной.
Стихами любимых поэтов,
Цветущими яблонями в нашем саду.
Все добрые сказки пусть будут ответом,
Пусть будут ответом все добрые мысли мои.
Пусть будут ответом поля золотые,
И свежего хлеба с утра теплота.
Цветы полевые, чащи лесные, веселые птицы
И чистого неба просторы сполна.
Сквозь годы, границы, чужие традиции,
Знакомые люди встретились вновь.
Seniora: he is a hacker!
Senior: you
have to screw up first to fix it!
Don Pedro: I
shouldn't be a bad boy and laugh at misery.
Yeah, woulda,
shoulda, coulda.
Don Pedro: who thinks today should be Friday?
Don Carlos: very very.
Seniora: look at him!
Thank you!
Senior: she is like my ex mother in law.
Keeps talking and talking.
This why I can't forget about her.
Don Pedro: in addition to all your problems, you can’t forget
about your ex mother in law.
Don Carlos: smart.
Seniora: who put it here!
Senior: I didn't
put it here!
Don Carlos:
why did you skip singles?
Senior: I wanted
to have a break.
Don Pedro: where
do I get singles!
Senior: her
name is Ola Colada.
Don Carlos:
someone was happy.
For both of
them.
Senior: 30 minutes
wait time for breakfast.
Should mostly
talking be 5 minutes?
Don Pedro: if
your house is clean, you are not wrong.
Senior: all
day from the morning.
Don Pedro: oh
yeah.
3 minister: oh, neighbor!
How are you,
coffee?
Vivo: whiskey.
3 minister:
whiskey is good!
Tell people,
we are asking the same question.
“When are we
going to be rich?”
1 minister: back to work!
Stop taking.
Vivo: I am going
back to my wife!
2 minister:
I thought we give him 5 minutes to get ready.
1 minister:
this is old case scenario.
2 minister:
tell people we work shift too.
Shift “We want
to go home”.
1 minister: did you see what he did!
Right in front of his boss.
The next one is you!
Vivo: boss?
1 minister: he is still asking.
We have to fix this.
2 minister: tell people genitor is the super man.
Its easier to pull.
1 minister: or push.
2 minister: we will find out.
The idea, he is going down, we pull.
Vivo: if cars can drive back in time, why they don't put those things in cars now?
1 minister: because it was in a movie.
Did you get the black belt?
Vivo: got on from Amazon.
2 minister: they wear leather belts now?
1 minister: we push him together.
Vivo: I made out marshmallows!
2 minister: tell people there’s no size better than exercise.
Vivo: K, h? What else?
1 minister:
Id.
Vivo: what,
a name?
1 minister:
whose?
2 minister:
we don't have anyone to back up!
1 minister:
and why are you smiling when you are lying?
2 minister:
tell people why they want yo know what we are doing when we are packing the same
box together with lots of things.
1 minister: Vivo, Vivo, where is Vivo?
Vivo: different
things all together.
Because its
different.
2 minister:
it doesn't make sense.
1 minister:
because it’s good.
Vivo: it’s
fine outside and it’s fine inside.
1 minister:
bright ideas.
2 minister:
did he make one year in the office?
1 minister:
he is crazy.
People will
love it.
2 minister:
tell people, we can’t find anyone else.
They made
us leaving what they say about us.
1 minister: yeah, he is a good boy.
2 minister:
he has eyes on his feet.
1 minister:
perfect.
Maid: someone
told him, he looks cute or something.
1 minister:
he reads everything what’s n the menu?
2 minister:
give menu and tell what you supposed to do.
Maid: press
green button and select “B".
1 minister:
team work.
2 minister:
tell people we work for them in case if they
argue every second.
У знакомой осени карие глаза.
А про то что спросите,
Говорить нельзя.
Говорить, загадывать,
Думать о других.
Золотые осени,
Золотые дни.
Платье ярко желтое,
Бусы из рябины.
Золотые осени, яркие огни.
Леса там туманные,
Поля золотые,
Где встречи желанные когда-то родные.
Прошла та пора,
Прозвенела в ответ.
Пошли мне с капелью далекий привет.
Школу где до дома пять минут.
Комнату простую,
Добрый наш уют.
Все слова хорошие вспомню тоже я,
Платье деревенское, юность та моя.
И весна мне вспомнится,
Время как вчера придет,
Первая красивая чистая любовь.
Говорят что не случайна
Может быть когда-то встреча.
И вдруг снова, и вдруг снова теплый вечер, теплый вечер.
Снова парк наш и качели,
И любовь что без ответа.
Но сегодня, и случайно,
Ты принес ко мне зимою
Бабье лето, бабье лето.
1.
King: tell
them not show up until another Monday.
Its
holiday.
Professor: they
are aliens.
I don't
think they care.
King: not
our job.
Tell them
its holiday week.
Professor:
we are sure, the aliens will see the line.
We have new
report, they are all stupid over there.
King: they
have no idea about any better.
And we will
say something about it.
2.
Alien King:
how do you get here?
Alien
professor: we have to show every one.
Alien King:
met me at the sign.
Alien
professor: people are sensitive.
Alien King:
why are they so sensitive!?
Alien: when
we shacked the sign, the dust was coming out.
15
kilometers an hour.
Alien King:
we change our sings every day.
What’s
going on!
3.
King:
aliens have to wonder!
Professor: they
think they are green stars and we turn them into green slaves.
King: what
kind of mind are those!
Professor:
working mind.
Every
Monday, everyone in my house,
Except the
dog who only spends.
“Oh man, is
Monday, go to work".
4.
King: what are you looking for?
Alien: better future.
Professor: let tell you, you are at the wrong spot.
King: you should've come earlier.
Professor: we are like robots here.
King: what is the correct way to say we are like robots?
Professor: say what you want.
King: don't tell me to say what I want.
I am asking, what is the correct way?
Professor: say, we are working like robots.
King: whiskey!
Professor: alien,
Are you from Mars?
King: whiskey!
Alien: is it normal?
Professor: 100 percent.
5.
King: they text me every day.
Professor:
who?
King: the aliens.
Aren’t you
little bit tired from watching the same movie for 10 weeks?
Professor:
Saturday is movie day.
Alien: are
you looking for business?
Professor:
we are here to give you some business.
Make sure
this bin goes into this bin and two bins go in the box.
Alien: you
are the best professor in the world.
King:
professor, this is a miracle.
Professor: not
exactly.
We knew we
would get help from somewhere.
Alien:
protein is not milk.
They
thought as all wrong.
Vegetables,
yes.
King:
alien, come here.
Tell your
wife you have job and can't leave home earlier.
Keep all
dates for Saturday.
Alien:
professor called me “papa".
King: call him
papa too.
He will be
surprised.
Professor:
King, tell the alien to speak English.
When he is
sending signals,
We don't
know what he is talking about.
Personal or
not personal?
Tell him
not to stop sending signals.
Alien King: you are clicking and scrolling.
What's the
point?
Alien
professor (reading newspaper): alien exposes human in basketball.
Alien:
yeah, this is him!
Alien
professor: this is not even basketball shoe.
Alien
professor: is is supposed to be comedy?
Alien
professor: is he a new one?
I haven't
seen him before.
Alien
professor: I think we kicked him out of the space ship.
Parrot: apparently meetings are more important.
Parrot: I am not stressing myself here.
Parrot: stop showing your tongue, it makes us want to sleep.
Parrot: it explains a lot!
Thank you very much.
Parrot: let’s order something.
Parrot: “Infinity birds".
Old parrot: you can’t buy a lamp here.
You have to order it from Africa.
Parrot: only super rich birds can buy lamps here.
Parrot: without lamps everyone feels sleepy.
Parrot: who?!
Parrot: only drinks can fix everything.
1.
Warlock:
every time I see it, I was wrong.
Magician:
eat only bread in the morning.
Warlock: I
eat salad in the morning.
Magician:
no tea or nothing?!
That’s
knowledge.
2.
Warlock:
where is the witch?
Supervisor:
quit with scandal.
Warlock:
looks like our government have to think something.
No freedom
of expression.
1.
Wizard: witches and wizards.
I have never seen this in my life.
Magician: we have the same interests.
2.
Magician: I worry about everything.
Anywhere in the world, something is going on, I worry about
it.
Old magician: artistic mind.
Magician: I worry about the government!
Old magician: well.
Magician: long hours at work...
Old magician: when I am at work, I don'think about work at
all!
I think about other stuff.
Which: we must write it in our note books!
3.
Which: we have to play lottery.
1.
Wizard:
yeah, you want to go home.
Warlock:
some companies are very stupid.
They love
bananas.
Wizard: it
was yesterday.
Warlock:
long time ago, it wasn't that good.
Wizard: when
they fire us, you go to court.
2.
Warlock:
good night!
Happy New Year!
Witch: drive
right to LCBO.
3.
Supervisor:
where is warlock?!
Wizard:
here, here!
Marco Polo.
Warlock:
they see everything, everything, like Squedrell.
Wizard: screw
them.
4.
Warlock:
her face says it all!
Witch: keep
reading my face.
5.
Wizard:
good morning man!
Warlock:
you are going to be crazy.
Witch: we
need a lot of money.
And start
over.
Warlock:
all over again.
All started
from,
We called
the wrong number!
Witch: it
was too much money!
Warlock:
now we are here, for the money.
Supervisor:
too much fighting.
Warlock:
this is our culture.
Witch: and
subculture.