Poems,stories and pictures by Irina Mouravleva.
don't know story
Inner voice: staring at the list of numbers): I like number 8, sign of the eternity.
Poetess writes number 8.
Inner voice: how long we have to stare at the numbers?
Hopefully not forever.
Poetess: until you start to feel it.
Inner voice continues starting at the numbers..
Poetess: one time I went to bet in horses and three times I picked the right horse, because I felt the numbers on the screen.
Inner voice: it happens too..
And how much did you win?
Poetess: fifteen and five dollars.
I bet a dollar.
Inner voice: write number three, fifteen and five on your lottery paper.
..Help us, do us a favor.
Poetess: we are writing it for an idea.
Inner voice: what kind of idea?
Usually I have an idea when it's already in newspaper on the front page.
Poetess: to see if I can go on with the story.
Inner voice: what kind of story?
I have a name actually.
My first name is Inner,
And my last name is Voice.
Inner Voice.
In case if people will think we ...
Poetess: based on a real person.
Inner voice: ..farmer...
Inner voice: what do you mean farmer?
You said he was a teacher.
I never even touched a cow.
Poetess: well, he wrote me few poems.
Poetess writes number 8.
Inner voice: how long we have to stare at the numbers?
Hopefully not forever.
Poetess: until you start to feel it.
Inner voice continues starting at the numbers..
Poetess: one time I went to bet in horses and three times I picked the right horse, because I felt the numbers on the screen.
Inner voice: it happens too..
And how much did you win?
Poetess: fifteen and five dollars.
I bet a dollar.
Inner voice: write number three, fifteen and five on your lottery paper.
..Help us, do us a favor.
Poetess: we are writing it for an idea.
Inner voice: what kind of idea?
Usually I have an idea when it's already in newspaper on the front page.
Poetess: to see if I can go on with the story.
Inner voice: what kind of story?
I have a name actually.
My first name is Inner,
And my last name is Voice.
Inner Voice.
In case if people will think we ...
Poetess: based on a real person.
Inner voice: ..farmer...
Inner voice: what do you mean farmer?
You said he was a teacher.
I never even touched a cow.
Poetess: well, he wrote me few poems.
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Poetess: today we have six centimetres of snow more then usual.
Inner voice: see!
You have six figure number already.
Poetess: anyway...
Inner voice (writing): anyway..
Poetess: anyway..
Inner voice (write): anyway..
What kind of poem it is,
Repeaing the same with word "soon"?
Probably for intelligence.
Poetess: I didn't ask you to write the same word.
We are reading at lunch how to write funny.
Inner voice: she is always at lunch..
Mom: this how you work.
You go to university, work until sixty five and then do what you want.
Aunt shakes hands and crosses eyes.
Mom (continues): x-ray is fine, good bye!
Now, my kittens are munchkins.
Some one give me wet cloth for my head and mop for the floor.
I told them too clealy, one my allergy and you all go outside.
Inner voice: how rude.
Mom: Sometimes you have to be disciplinerian ..
Poetess: okay, okay, disconnecting Skype and all going to work.
Inner voice : you are at work.
Aunt: God bless all the the people who have to work full time.
Inner voice : what about part time employees?
Aunt : it's automatic.
Inner voice: I go too (wears helmet, orange safety jackets and shoes, takes hummer, paper spray and money): I don't believe in luck.
Aunt: after all these years why don't you speak English?
Inner voice : I am taking my time.
Inner voice: see!
You have six figure number already.
Poetess: anyway...
Inner voice (writing): anyway..
Poetess: anyway..
Inner voice (write): anyway..
What kind of poem it is,
Repeaing the same with word "soon"?
Probably for intelligence.
Poetess: I didn't ask you to write the same word.
We are reading at lunch how to write funny.
Inner voice: she is always at lunch..
Mom: this how you work.
You go to university, work until sixty five and then do what you want.
Aunt shakes hands and crosses eyes.
Mom (continues): x-ray is fine, good bye!
Now, my kittens are munchkins.
Some one give me wet cloth for my head and mop for the floor.
I told them too clealy, one my allergy and you all go outside.
Inner voice: how rude.
Mom: Sometimes you have to be disciplinerian ..
Poetess: okay, okay, disconnecting Skype and all going to work.
Inner voice : you are at work.
Aunt: God bless all the the people who have to work full time.
Inner voice : what about part time employees?
Aunt : it's automatic.
Inner voice: I go too (wears helmet, orange safety jackets and shoes, takes hummer, paper spray and money): I don't believe in luck.
Aunt: after all these years why don't you speak English?
Inner voice : I am taking my time.
now
...day is going okay here..
I was talking to my mom..
At her city is - 37 now,
At the day time.
She went to do hair style, eye brows tint, eyelashes tint, tan in the salon.
And she said, she saw only six people outside in the entire city.
Have to go..
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Inner voice: hi!
Poetess mumbles something.
Inner voice: what?
Poetess: I am not talking here today.
Inner voice: quite like a fish.
Poetess mumbles again.
Inner voice: this what Internet does to people,
One night without it ..
Poetess: not that!
We have this man at work,
Like when you see him,
You are not surprised in anything.
This morning he tells me, like first thing, he has a girlfriend now.
I ask how old is she.
He says she is 52.
I say that she is old.
He gives me a look.
I say: may be you want to have a baby together.
And then I tell him to buy her make up, gifts sets,
They like this stuff..
Inner voice: I guess he is not going to share any juicy details with you?
Poetess: I don't want to know everything.
Grandma: save us at least from that.
Inner voice: hi Grandma.
Grandma: I am watching TV all day.
Absolutely politically educated now.
Inner voices: I am only watching commercials.
Aunt: one time I wanted to know everything.
Next thing, I am standing with a flag in front of the line of police and thinking...
Poetess : if you turned off the gas stove and locked the door?
Aunt : exactly, this what I always think when I leave the house and join civilized company.
Poetess : me the same.
Grandma : sometimes, in my mind, I kind of try to rethink what I was doing,
Now I stay home...
Poetess mumbles something.
Inner voice: what?
Poetess: I am not talking here today.
Inner voice: quite like a fish.
Poetess mumbles again.
Inner voice: this what Internet does to people,
One night without it ..
Poetess: not that!
We have this man at work,
Like when you see him,
You are not surprised in anything.
This morning he tells me, like first thing, he has a girlfriend now.
I ask how old is she.
He says she is 52.
I say that she is old.
He gives me a look.
I say: may be you want to have a baby together.
And then I tell him to buy her make up, gifts sets,
They like this stuff..
Inner voice: I guess he is not going to share any juicy details with you?
Poetess: I don't want to know everything.
Grandma: save us at least from that.
Inner voice: hi Grandma.
Grandma: I am watching TV all day.
Absolutely politically educated now.
Inner voices: I am only watching commercials.
Aunt: one time I wanted to know everything.
Next thing, I am standing with a flag in front of the line of police and thinking...
Poetess : if you turned off the gas stove and locked the door?
Aunt : exactly, this what I always think when I leave the house and join civilized company.
Poetess : me the same.
Grandma : sometimes, in my mind, I kind of try to rethink what I was doing,
Now I stay home...
Smile and have a great day:)
Feeling good..
Yesterday and this morning I had no Internet at home.
I think I was watching too many YouTube videos about people who are trying to find truth,
And as you can see,
Now full isolation from the world.
So this morning J went to the babysitter earlier
And I went to the gym, had a walk outside, got coffee and lottery..
Smile and have a great day:)
Yesterday and this morning I had no Internet at home.
I think I was watching too many YouTube videos about people who are trying to find truth,
And as you can see,
Now full isolation from the world.
So this morning J went to the babysitter earlier
And I went to the gym, had a walk outside, got coffee and lottery..
Smile and have a great day:)
Good morning
...I feel great today,
Every day I feel better,
Every day I feel stronger,
I am healthy.
...was talking to my grandfather..
Every day I feel better,
Every day I feel stronger,
I am healthy.
...was talking to my grandfather..
Good night
Everything is good,
The biggest news for this evening, or night..
The Internet is not working well..
And Jaden had to go sleep on time..
Good mood, me, (for a reason),
All be all right:)
The biggest news for this evening, or night..
The Internet is not working well..
And Jaden had to go sleep on time..
Good mood, me, (for a reason),
All be all right:)
Macarena
... one year this song was playing non stop...
Sometimes I listen it on youtube,
Bringing back memories...happy memories..
Sometimes I listen it on youtube,
Bringing back memories...happy memories..
now
Feeling good ...
Words "enthusiasm" and "more"..
Kind of thinking
More enthusiasm. .me,
But I happy too.
Bought some stuff,
I am buying once ..in a while
The same brands and since 90's.
Everything is going to be fine.
Words "enthusiasm" and "more"..
Kind of thinking
More enthusiasm. .me,
But I happy too.
Bought some stuff,
I am buying once ..in a while
The same brands and since 90's.
Everything is going to be fine.
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Poetess: I took day off tomorrow.
The wash rooms are not working for the entire week.
I can't work like this.
Inner voice(playing with a baby): some times diapers can be quite handy.
The real witch: weird place...
Oh, by the way,
Can you chose another character.
I mean, all these working stories...
I have reputation,
I have status in the community.
What my fellas will think about me?
What kind of message we are sending to new generations?
Inner voice: loca.
The real witch: gracias very much.
Inner voice: to work and live on the income.
Poetess: I have to go.
The real witch: work..?
Inner voice: write something nice..
The wash rooms are not working for the entire week.
I can't work like this.
Inner voice(playing with a baby): some times diapers can be quite handy.
The real witch: weird place...
Oh, by the way,
Can you chose another character.
I mean, all these working stories...
I have reputation,
I have status in the community.
What my fellas will think about me?
What kind of message we are sending to new generations?
Inner voice: loca.
The real witch: gracias very much.
Inner voice: to work and live on the income.
Poetess: I have to go.
The real witch: work..?
Inner voice: write something nice..
Oh, Donald
Hilary (reading newspapes, magazines and financial report): I don't understand anything.
Donald: ..
Both looking at the crystal ball: nothing is clear either.
Donald: I think we should start revolution,
Shake up rich people a bit.
Hilary: and free them from taxes.
Donald: in our best historical standards.
Hilary: instead of jumping on those round things,
They will jump on a horse.
Donald: poor people will be happy to rebuilt the country.
And middle class will be happy to get jobs back.
Hilary: genius..
Donald: ..
Both looking at the crystal ball: nothing is clear either.
Donald: I think we should start revolution,
Shake up rich people a bit.
Hilary: and free them from taxes.
Donald: in our best historical standards.
Hilary: instead of jumping on those round things,
They will jump on a horse.
Donald: poor people will be happy to rebuilt the country.
And middle class will be happy to get jobs back.
Hilary: genius..
Oh, Donald
Hilary: I have a great idea!
When you will give speech about the real situation in our country,
We put stripteas on all the channels.
When you will give speech about the real situation in our country,
We put stripteas on all the channels.
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Inner voice: it's stinky here.
Poetess:we don't have washroom working for third day.
Some one spraying Lisol for eight hours.
Do you know how I feel at the end of the day?
Inner voice: I better go.
Poetess: across the street,
We have connections!
Inner voice: you seems hyper.
Poetess: talking about s..t. .for eight hours,
I am not eating or drinking.
Poetess:we don't have washroom working for third day.
Some one spraying Lisol for eight hours.
Do you know how I feel at the end of the day?
Inner voice: I better go.
Poetess: across the street,
We have connections!
Inner voice: you seems hyper.
Poetess: talking about s..t. .for eight hours,
I am not eating or drinking.
Donald and Hilary
Donald: you look miserable today.
Sometimes you have to fake it,
And sometimes you don't...
Hilary: if you are paying for it.
Former lawyer: please welcome to our new soap opera "Oh, Donald."
All the contents are fake and have nothing to do with our beautiful reality.
Discrepions are strongly advised.
No good English as well,
Will buy dictionary.
Sometimes you have to fake it,
And sometimes you don't...
Hilary: if you are paying for it.
Former lawyer: please welcome to our new soap opera "Oh, Donald."
All the contents are fake and have nothing to do with our beautiful reality.
Discrepions are strongly advised.
No good English as well,
Will buy dictionary.
don't know story
Poetess: my friends!
Inner voice: its only me here!
Poetess: naked, how nice.
Inner voice: you never take off your clothes.
Even in the bed.
Look ... socks, sweater, skirt, butterfly wings, high hill shoes..
Poetess: I am fat until I reach this baby.
The gym!
And there for, for now
The don't know story is lalala done!
I am moving to my new project!
Inner voice: ouch!
Poetess: packing my stuff!
Inner voice: its only me here!
Poetess: naked, how nice.
Inner voice: you never take off your clothes.
Even in the bed.
Look ... socks, sweater, skirt, butterfly wings, high hill shoes..
Poetess: I am fat until I reach this baby.
The gym!
And there for, for now
The don't know story is lalala done!
I am moving to my new project!
Inner voice: ouch!
Poetess: packing my stuff!
don't know story
Nice lady: getting ready for my pimples commercial.
Poetess : I don't eat much chocolate any more,
My be once in blue moon.
Inner voice : When did you see the blue moon?
Nice lady: what can I bring from Cuba to Canada?
One time I had to take off my sweaters in the airport,
Why would I just go naked.
Inner voice : you can bring anything,
don't bring marijuana.
Poetess ( to Inner voice ) : blame Russian for everything.
Poetess : I don't eat much chocolate any more,
My be once in blue moon.
Inner voice : When did you see the blue moon?
Nice lady: what can I bring from Cuba to Canada?
One time I had to take off my sweaters in the airport,
Why would I just go naked.
Inner voice : you can bring anything,
don't bring marijuana.
Poetess ( to Inner voice ) : blame Russian for everything.
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