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a funny story

Who wants to know more about my work?

Not me, but we can do some other stuff.

Like go buy lottery because with our income...

This woman is crying that no one likes her,

I don't like her either so let's go.

People might complain you look dreamy,

How ... am I supposed to look like when I am not talking to anyone.

Some friend, she..., who invites me to Boston pizza all the time..

We can print few useful notes...

Oh, first we have to praise ourself:

In Africa people call it....

We call it hard work.

Ready,

I am thinking of buying new clothes for the gym,

Otherwise instead of getting g in shape

I was thinking to eat more..

Smile :)

funny story

Breakfast with us..

Who wants to know?

Not me, but now I am going to relax at work,

Few things to do for myself.

Anyway, you look, and everything else, better than anyone else,

Especially now,

I can listen non stop

Have to go...

Smile :)

a funny story

Have you been in the gym

To get in shape and loose some weight

Like may be thirty pounds.

And people look at you

Like they are jealous and giving a compliment.

So I am running on the treadmill

May be I should run in the dark room first,

Where no people, TVs don't help.

I think I am running too fast.

Kind of tripped a bit, because the mirrors are behind my back so I keep looking if I got shaper.

This women are watching cooking show

Every time I see the chicken I run even faster.

What am I talking about?

Running and typing.

WiFi works only on treadmill for some reason

We are all stuck here for another hour.

News now, can relax...

I think you are the best.

Some other people really have to pull on their eyes to be somewhere near..

Amazing talent this how story goes

Really amazing and bright

They have koktails with K...
I have dinner with Jaden.
After few minutes arguing
About washing hands, crying like right now,
Cleaning the toys and what happened to the new mittens, without putting to much attention why it's Ali snow pants again, and where is the school calendar for next months,
I get a call from my mom,
After few minutes arguing about teaching my own child different languages and mathematics, reading and writing or bring to some one who knows what to do with children at least seven times a week,
I get a text from my sister,
After few minutes talking,
We don't argue at all,
About children and what she has for dinner.
After few minutes of thinking that children our biggest gift.
I think... what's for dinner?
Today we have McDonald's and Ninja cartoon.

a funny story

So I met this comedian.
It was a party, we were all exited
He said he would have dinner with us.
One big table, waiting, put extra make up on, between secretaries and wild women, run to the bathroom, ordered extra food, few cameras were ready.
He wasn't funny.
Why would we laugh on own jokes.
Why aren't you funny?
After another round of food.
He said he wasn't the one writing his dialogues.

don't know

I think I should keep joking only.
F...k this, f..k that,
Every one is happy doing sh..t.
Otherwise I am going into philosophy,
And I have no idea why and what I am talking about.

today

I was thinking to write about rain and snow.

That what is outside today,

The storm, grey sky and icy winter roads.

How the weather is matching my mood.

Nothing was clear from line number three,

And I kind of had an idea, it's not my mood.

I would keep writing if I was a professional writer who is getting money for it.

Since I am not professional writer,

English I learned by myself and fortune cookie promised me writing career.

I write what I want (or can? ) hm..

This afternoon I called my grandmother.

She was happy, very happy.

May be this why is raining instead of snow storm. ..

Just joking.

A.. V...is here, she said.

I was like ...who is he?

He was a person she met at her work,

Not feeling okay, no one knew what was going on.

She made him drinks, from berries, flowers, grass on the rain water, honey?

From her own grandmother may when she was a baby.

I was may be fourteen at that time.

The man didn't want to, he didn't believe or was afraid.

It didn't look yummy.

For one month few times a day.

She told me she told him: it'll be poison or life.

Today he was: good day...

Good morning :)

Can I just tell you are absolutely beautiful

and everything is going to be great :)

...

I don't feel like talking about work,
Since we have a good news.
All people here divided in groups: old and young.
Old talk about being ... and young about babies and kids..
When I go to old I keep measuring myself and my life.
When I go to young I want to have another baby.
That's the news...

just one smile :)

Good morning :)

In the good mood,
Today is Men's Day
When you appreciate men..
Some one said I look fresh today..
Smile :)

Good night :)

Today

I have this online girlfriend...
We don't know each other, but we teach each other how to live;
She is watching my stuff, I watch hers...so on.
Now one thing we have in common is the religion.
She doesn't believe in God.
Fine, - I said first time and left alone the topic.
Now that's all we talk, the religion.
I don't believe in God,
She starts at least once a day.
Then goes on:
Do you know what it is,
Do you know where I am going?
With all the details, some very suspicious,
Like she really knows.
I already dreamed once about. ..
She has a lot of time not really working 9 to 5, may be that's the reasons.
Every day something new from a new article.
Fine, I said again.
My grandfather didn't believe in God,
He was a communist and good person.
Yesterday I supposed to have time for myself going out,
I didn't drive, took a bus,
Turned on my phone to take a picture of a fish I was thinking to buy, go buy new cream may be, shower gel and shampoo with honey.
Then I am getting her messages.
I didn't go anywhere, went back to the bus stop,
Was waiting for an hour at the place where no buses on Sunday,
No one said anything, had to take another bus, got lost, at the strange place called a taxi.
J was sick on Friday and Saturday , ate something bad,
When I got back home at night I tried all the food in the house, everything.
I think it was juice.
Today I had headache from the food or from over sleeping, staying home all day..