a funny story

So I met this comedian.
It was a party, we were all exited
He said he would have dinner with us.
One big table, waiting, put extra make up on, between secretaries and wild women, run to the bathroom, ordered extra food, few cameras were ready.
He wasn't funny.
Why would we laugh on own jokes.
Why aren't you funny?
After another round of food.
He said he wasn't the one writing his dialogues.