a funny story

Have you been in the gym
To get in shape and loose some weight
Like may be thirty pounds.
And people look at you 
Like they are jealous and giving a compliment.
So I am running on the treadmill
May be I should run in the dark room first,
Where no people,  TVs don't help.
I think I am running too fast.
Kind of tripped a bit, because the mirrors are behind my back so I  keep looking if I got shaper. 
This women are watching cooking show
Every time I see the chicken I run  even faster.
What am I talking about?
Running and typing.
WiFi works only on treadmill for some reason
We are all stuck here for another hour.
News now, can relax...
I think you are the best.
Some other people really have to pull on their eyes to be somewhere near..
Amazing talent this how story goes