Poems,stories and pictures by Irina Mouravleva.
The Beast and Ze Bella.
Actor: I am going for lunch.
Actress: did you do any work?
Actor: may be.
Actress: forget it!
Fine.
Remember to wash your hands.
The Beast: the washrooms are closed.
Actress: we are installing new "superflash" system with rocket sounds.
It will be done in no time.
That's the hint.
The Beast: amazing..
Actress: we are front line workers.
The Beast: are you kidding me!?
Actress: I don't know who you want to be,
At least here you will feel it.
This is the screen play.
Actor: she will be happy.
Actress: did you do any work?
Actor: may be.
Actress: forget it!
Fine.
Remember to wash your hands.
The Beast: the washrooms are closed.
Actress: we are installing new "superflash" system with rocket sounds.
It will be done in no time.
That's the hint.
The Beast: amazing..
Actress: we are front line workers.
The Beast: are you kidding me!?
Actress: I don't know who you want to be,
At least here you will feel it.
This is the screen play.
Actor: she will be happy.
The Beast and Ze Bella.
King of Fools (on the phone): no dry food,
Ice cream and desert.
Lobster and I cook it!
Queen of Fools: you think its going to happen?
King of Fools: oh..
Queen of Fools: oh what?
King of Fools: my Angel!
I don't think I get microphone in my body.
Queen of Fools: its like having GPS.
King of Fools: and what I will do with it?
Queen of Fools: if you are criminal.
King of Fools: you are not nice.
l don't really do anything.
Queen of Fools: so lying will be nice?
King of Fools: I don't really care.
Mama Mia: phone call!
King of Fools (on the phone): we are fools too!
Yeah, it's a good song.
Mama Mia (opens the door): where is your shoes!
(to King of Fools) my son.
King of Fools: where did he come from?
Mama Mia: from my belly.
King of Fools: well, after that..
Mama Mia: he works here at summer.
King of Fools: when he will get married,
I will cook personally and serve nice dinner.
We get dancers too.
Ice cream and desert.
Lobster and I cook it!
Queen of Fools: you think its going to happen?
King of Fools: oh..
Queen of Fools: oh what?
King of Fools: my Angel!
I don't think I get microphone in my body.
Queen of Fools: its like having GPS.
King of Fools: and what I will do with it?
Queen of Fools: if you are criminal.
King of Fools: you are not nice.
l don't really do anything.
Queen of Fools: so lying will be nice?
King of Fools: I don't really care.
Mama Mia: phone call!
King of Fools (on the phone): we are fools too!
Yeah, it's a good song.
Mama Mia (opens the door): where is your shoes!
(to King of Fools) my son.
King of Fools: where did he come from?
Mama Mia: from my belly.
King of Fools: well, after that..
Mama Mia: he works here at summer.
King of Fools: when he will get married,
I will cook personally and serve nice dinner.
We get dancers too.
The Beast and Ze Bella.
King of Fools (on the phone): you are beautiful!
Just little bit bigger..
We will send you a gift.
(to Mama Mia): send few of our pictures to the zoo.
Monkey “The Genius” have some jealousy going on.
Our women are catching up!
We must send letter to the government to open at least something!
No gyms, no beauty salons!
I love to love what I see.
Mama Mia: should I send pictures with flowers?
King of Fools: it will do it.
Troll: these gloves are to big!
Mama Mia: we have tape for that.
King of Fools (on the radio): wisdom, ozdom, ozdom!
Its Friday!
Boss of Trolls: make sure you stay six feet apart.
King of Fools: we surely will!
Mama Mia: I am practicing social distancing at home.
Better be safe then sorry.
Troll: are we going to work on your million dollars dream?
King of Fools: we have to find gold in the hidden pot first.
It can be anywhere!
Give me this thing, my beautiful sexy girl.
Mama Mia: oh my God..
King of Fools: who is calling me!
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God
And yes, yes, yes.
Troll: that’s all your name?
King of Fools: one day you will call me too.
Troll: move these boxes, I found the map.
King of Fools: I am not pushing anything on Fridays.
I think, I write a book how to make love six feet apart.
Mama Mia: the summer is going to be messed up.
We should all come along.
King of Fools: you mean, the women!
Brilliant idea!
I call these days very productive!
Four o'clock!
I am out of here, going to see my girl, what a heck.
Just little bit bigger..
We will send you a gift.
(to Mama Mia): send few of our pictures to the zoo.
Monkey “The Genius” have some jealousy going on.
Our women are catching up!
We must send letter to the government to open at least something!
No gyms, no beauty salons!
I love to love what I see.
Mama Mia: should I send pictures with flowers?
King of Fools: it will do it.
Troll: these gloves are to big!
Mama Mia: we have tape for that.
King of Fools (on the radio): wisdom, ozdom, ozdom!
Its Friday!
Boss of Trolls: make sure you stay six feet apart.
King of Fools: we surely will!
Mama Mia: I am practicing social distancing at home.
Better be safe then sorry.
Troll: are we going to work on your million dollars dream?
King of Fools: we have to find gold in the hidden pot first.
It can be anywhere!
Give me this thing, my beautiful sexy girl.
Mama Mia: oh my God..
King of Fools: who is calling me!
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God
And yes, yes, yes.
Troll: that’s all your name?
King of Fools: one day you will call me too.
Troll: move these boxes, I found the map.
King of Fools: I am not pushing anything on Fridays.
I think, I write a book how to make love six feet apart.
Mama Mia: the summer is going to be messed up.
We should all come along.
King of Fools: you mean, the women!
Brilliant idea!
I call these days very productive!
Four o'clock!
I am out of here, going to see my girl, what a heck.
The Beast and Ze Bella.
King of Fools: she is hot, beautiful woman.
I want to introduce her.
Monkey "The Genius": yy.
King of Fools: you are beautiful too!
I wonder, if someone reading our mind..?
Monkey "The Genius": y.
King of Fools: yeah.. you remember our protest about giving planet back to the animals little bit..
Monkey "The Genius": yyy..
King of Fools: I wished one day that I was one of our lucky pigs fixing the world.
You understand..?
Monkey "The Genius": yyy.
King of Fools: thank you!
(In an hour).
King of Fools: how's my sexy girl?
Mama Mia: computer! (laughing).
Boss of Trolls: is anyone working here!
King of Fools: what he thinks we are doing around this building!
Where is Troll?
Mama Mia: under quarantine.
King of Fools: yesterday he was looking at the door as I can't see.
Boss of Trolls: I was calling from 9 in the morning!
King of Fools: we are on the next level of average.
Boss of Trolls: what its supposed to mean?
King of Fools: we have to trust our system.
Boss of Trolls: where is my son?
King of Fools: at home.
It wasn't me!
Mama Mia: it wasn't me either.
King of Fools: all we try to teach him not to worry about work!
Boss of Trolls: ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, see you then.
King of Fools: go to work and relax!
Mama Mia: have a wonderful day!
After wine every one looks okay.
King of Fools: you know, you are right.
(singing).
New Kings...
1.
Diamond: Jesus!
I am not made for here!
Sweet Jesus have mercy on the believers!
Diamonds: wow..
Diamond number one: take a tablet and relax.
Diamond number two: when life gives you direct clue, suck on this.
Diamond: not for me.
I want to save up and get out.
Diamond number ten: you will run back.
Diamond number two: we order or we don't order!
Diamond number four: he was always not like every one else.
Diamond number five: wake up, it's our favorite time,
The night time!
Diamond: I wish night never exists!
Diamond number seven: you need help.
Diamond: I want to be the survival!
Diamond two: you won't get help with that here.
Diamond number five: let's not fight.
Diamond guard: wake up!
Someone is drilling a hole to our supremacy!
Diamond number seven: they are installing antenna!
Diamond: I am done here!
I want a Throffie!
Diamond number two: you will be terrible character.
King number one (drilling): let's try to do little damage and get new animation.
Some kind of weird pipes here.
New King number two: we have few dynamites.
New King number one: probably bad idea.
New King number two: few easy claps.
We might made few friends (laughing).
Power level four!
New Queen number one: few levels away from superpower!
New King number two: creatures of the night (singing).
New King number one: I don't like friends.
Queen number one: I hope it will be more then news.
Diamond: I have popcorn!!!
New King number one: who is this?
2.
New King number one: I should've join a random cult instead.
..Wake up happy every morning..
Fat cats: he is quite today.
Fat cats: good for us.
Fat cats: let's start.
Repeat every one:
With power of furries..
Fat cats: ...with power of furries...
With power of furries..
3.
New King number one: it's "H" and we ordered "F".
New Kings number one: where are the brothers?
Diamond: Jesus!
I am not made for here!
Sweet Jesus have mercy on the believers!
Diamonds: wow..
Diamond number one: take a tablet and relax.
Diamond number two: when life gives you direct clue, suck on this.
Diamond: not for me.
I want to save up and get out.
Diamond number ten: you will run back.
Diamond number two: we order or we don't order!
Diamond number four: he was always not like every one else.
Diamond number five: wake up, it's our favorite time,
The night time!
Diamond: I wish night never exists!
Diamond number seven: you need help.
Diamond: I want to be the survival!
Diamond two: you won't get help with that here.
Diamond number five: let's not fight.
Diamond guard: wake up!
Someone is drilling a hole to our supremacy!
Diamond number seven: they are installing antenna!
Diamond: I am done here!
I want a Throffie!
Diamond number two: you will be terrible character.
King number one (drilling): let's try to do little damage and get new animation.
Some kind of weird pipes here.
New King number two: we have few dynamites.
New King number one: probably bad idea.
New King number two: few easy claps.
We might made few friends (laughing).
Power level four!
New Queen number one: few levels away from superpower!
New King number two: creatures of the night (singing).
New King number one: I don't like friends.
Queen number one: I hope it will be more then news.
Diamond: I have popcorn!!!
New King number one: who is this?
2.
New King number one: I should've join a random cult instead.
..Wake up happy every morning..
Fat cats: he is quite today.
Fat cats: good for us.
Fat cats: let's start.
Repeat every one:
With power of furries..
Fat cats: ...with power of furries...
With power of furries..
3.
New King number one: it's "H" and we ordered "F".
New King number two: we have to use this since then.
New King number one: they have to know what we are talking about!
New King number two: may be we move somewhere else?
New King number one: we will stay here.
Fat cats: yes!
Alien: humans put sign "He'll" on the statue.
Alien: may be it's not for us.
Alien: you can see from the space!
Alien: people are nice.
Alien: are you kidding?
Alien: I am not going on Earth for any money.
Alien: I feel cold already,
Last time I felt cold, my father was screaming: not divorce again!
Alien: I should've work for the government.
They are sitting at the same place for decades.
Alien: may be you were sent here for a reason.
Alien: they keep all the money!
Alien: let's go somewhere else.
Alien: welcome to our new home!
Alien: I hope we have enough boose.
New King number two: Aliens!
New King number one: bust them down.
4.Alien: may be you were sent here for a reason.
Alien: they keep all the money!
Alien: let's go somewhere else.
Alien: welcome to our new home!
Alien: I hope we have enough boose.
New King number two: Aliens!
New King number one: bust them down.
New Kings number one: where are the brothers?
Diamond: watching tv.
New King number one: I would love if they do some work!
Diamond: they are aliens!
They don't even speak our language.
You have to educate them first.
New King number one this what I am going to do!
Diamond: not right away, natural.
Brothers need time to adjust.
They need Food, education, free health care, transportation.
New King number one: well I get something in return?
Diamond: oh yeah.
New Queen number one: like from kids.
Alien: where is everyone.
New King number one: we are coming!
New Queen number one: do I look sexy in this dress?
New King number one: it's look like a blanket.
Alien: when people are laughing, they sound like horses on our planet.
Diamond: very interesting!
New King number one: I should stay in my office before I get spaced out by alien ship.
Diamond: their ships are quite heavy.
New King number one: never tried.
For 25 cents you can open the door.
New Queen number one: do I look sexy in this dress?
New King number one: it's look like a blanket.
Alien: when people are laughing, they sound like horses on our planet.
Diamond: very interesting!
New King number one: I should stay in my office before I get spaced out by alien ship.
Diamond: their ships are quite heavy.
New King number one: never tried.
For 25 cents you can open the door.
don't know story.
1.
Inner voice:
Welcome to the club!
Poetess (looking around) : it's empty here?
Inner voice : you are the first one.
Poetess is thinking what to say.
Inner voice : you are asking too many questions.
Why didn't you stay in the forest any way?
I am sure, wild bears would love you.
Poetess : I wanted to work in the office.
(Next day, Poetess is lying in the bath tab and watching movie,
Paintings on the wall, ice cream and educational magazines.
She is drinking wine)
Poetess: we will be nice here.
(The phone starts to ring)
Poetess : Good day..!
Inner voice : why are you not at work?
It's Friday, lady.
Poetess : Friday! Oh.. my back, I mean my butt, my belly, the clock didn't ring..
Poetess (looking around) : it's empty here?
Inner voice : you are the first one.
Poetess is thinking what to say.
Inner voice : you are asking too many questions.
Why didn't you stay in the forest any way?
I am sure, wild bears would love you.
Poetess : I wanted to work in the office.
(Next day, Poetess is lying in the bath tab and watching movie,
Paintings on the wall, ice cream and educational magazines.
She is drinking wine)
Poetess: we will be nice here.
(The phone starts to ring)
Poetess : Good day..!
Inner voice : why are you not at work?
It's Friday, lady.
Poetess : Friday! Oh.. my back, I mean my butt, my belly, the clock didn't ring..
(To herself ) faking all the time.
Inner voice : wake up already.
Inner voice : wake up already.
2.
Poetess : let's
shake this old dirty bag for some news.
(Shaking the bag): hmm, money!
You know, I save stuff every where
And then I don't remember where I saved it.
Inner voice : you know, you have never written me a beautiful love poem.
Poetess : about what?
Inner voice ( loud with questions in the voice) : pardon me?!
Poetess ( suspiciously ): about us?
Inner voice : you wrote about cabbages..
Poetess : it was for my Golden cabbage award.
Inner voice : wrote about fish and chips, one week dinner, wrote about cheesecake.
Poetess : cheesecake?
Inner voice : yeah, the one was on my face.
Poetess (happily): may be we were doing something romantic?!
Inner voice : not with the box.
(Shaking the bag): hmm, money!
You know, I save stuff every where
And then I don't remember where I saved it.
Inner voice : you know, you have never written me a beautiful love poem.
Poetess : about what?
Inner voice ( loud with questions in the voice) : pardon me?!
Poetess ( suspiciously ): about us?
Inner voice : you wrote about cabbages..
Poetess : it was for my Golden cabbage award.
Inner voice : wrote about fish and chips, one week dinner, wrote about cheesecake.
Poetess : cheesecake?
Inner voice : yeah, the one was on my face.
Poetess (happily): may be we were doing something romantic?!
Inner voice : not with the box.
3.
In the gum.
Poetess: I want to get in shape and start running again,
Like marathon.
Inner voice : then you have to do it,
Not talk about it!
Poetess: I want to get in shape and start running again,
Like marathon.
Inner voice : then you have to do it,
Not talk about it!
4.
On the
vacation.
Inner voice : you said yourself, you want everything to be natural!!!
Poetess : A bear!? Wolves!?! House on the cliff?!!
Bushes?! Where is the bath room?!
Inner voice: in the bushes.
Inner voice : you said yourself, you want everything to be natural!!!
Poetess : A bear!? Wolves!?! House on the cliff?!!
Bushes?! Where is the bath room?!
Inner voice: in the bushes.
don't know story.
1
Poetess: I wrote a
story!
Inner voice: I am sure middle aged women will be very happy.
Poetess: what middle age?
I am not even sixty.
Inner voice: I hate working too.
Poetess (thinking of where to hide weights at work): what's wrong with it?
Inner voice: being a nice person at my work is a curse.
Poetess: I read in newspaper about some company,
Few employees got poisoned and they sued the company.
The fridge didn't work all weekend, first thing on Monday, bym..
Inner voice: we are not so lucky.
Poetess: I wrote a story (looking at the mirror) about some one else
And I think I need professional advise about where shall I go with it.
Inner voice: I have a friend for that.
Specialist in women, dogs and poetry: what's your name boy?
Poetess: boy? Irina.
Specialist in women, dogs and poetry: the mostest and importenest thing is grammar
And you have to know what are you are talking about.
Poetess (writing): the mostest importenest thing to know what I am talking about. I think I do!
Inner voice: I am sure middle aged women will be very happy.
Poetess: what middle age?
I am not even sixty.
Inner voice: I hate working too.
Poetess (thinking of where to hide weights at work): what's wrong with it?
Inner voice: being a nice person at my work is a curse.
Poetess: I read in newspaper about some company,
Few employees got poisoned and they sued the company.
The fridge didn't work all weekend, first thing on Monday, bym..
Inner voice: we are not so lucky.
Poetess: I wrote a story (looking at the mirror) about some one else
And I think I need professional advise about where shall I go with it.
Inner voice: I have a friend for that.
Specialist in women, dogs and poetry: what's your name boy?
Poetess: boy? Irina.
Specialist in women, dogs and poetry: the mostest and importenest thing is grammar
And you have to know what are you are talking about.
Poetess (writing): the mostest importenest thing to know what I am talking about. I think I do!
Specialist in women, dogs and poetry: yes, I was surprised
myself
When the nurse started to take off my clothes.
Poetess: the nurse?
Specialist in women, dogs and poetry: no, the horse was after, or before...
Let me think my beautiful ladies.
Poetess (kind of melting with a smile): thank you...
Specialist in women, dogs and poetry: me to, I am thanking only the ambulance.
I was writing a poem about farm,
Special edition Mister Taker had a horse, pig, chickens and pit bulls,
I had to ride all of them myself,
Grandma with stupid questions, she was the last one.
Poetess: you were riding grandma?
Specialist in women, dogs and poetry: she said she was single.
We have to trust people.
Mister Taker had something else too, but since the children might read,
We can't talk about any weapons, especially illegal.
It was a poem for the police.
Nice detective, gave me a pillow to sit down,
We were writing for a year..
Poetess: and what happened?
Specialist in women, dogs and poetry: Peter? who is Peter?
You?
Poetess : my name is Irina.
Specialist in women, dogs and poetry :
What I was doing in the air?
I was asking this question myself:
What I am doing in the air with a laundry bag?
What am I doing in the air at all.
Five minutes, lovely conversation between birds and myself.
Wind must be changed the direction,
That was the third nurse explanation,
The one with wings didn't explain anything,
Told me to get ... out and start .. working.
And I am working my friends,
Teaching children and adults,
We are writing new story
" Penguin versus Trax, the dinosaur"..
Poetess: the nurse?
Specialist in women, dogs and poetry: no, the horse was after, or before...
Let me think my beautiful ladies.
Poetess (kind of melting with a smile): thank you...
Specialist in women, dogs and poetry: me to, I am thanking only the ambulance.
I was writing a poem about farm,
Special edition Mister Taker had a horse, pig, chickens and pit bulls,
I had to ride all of them myself,
Grandma with stupid questions, she was the last one.
Poetess: you were riding grandma?
Specialist in women, dogs and poetry: she said she was single.
We have to trust people.
Mister Taker had something else too, but since the children might read,
We can't talk about any weapons, especially illegal.
It was a poem for the police.
Nice detective, gave me a pillow to sit down,
We were writing for a year..
Poetess: and what happened?
Specialist in women, dogs and poetry: Peter? who is Peter?
You?
Poetess : my name is Irina.
Specialist in women, dogs and poetry :
What I was doing in the air?
I was asking this question myself:
What I am doing in the air with a laundry bag?
What am I doing in the air at all.
Five minutes, lovely conversation between birds and myself.
Wind must be changed the direction,
That was the third nurse explanation,
The one with wings didn't explain anything,
Told me to get ... out and start .. working.
And I am working my friends,
Teaching children and adults,
We are writing new story
" Penguin versus Trax, the dinosaur"..
2.
In the bus.
Grandma witch, mama witch and sister witch are waiting for papa witch.
Inner voice is holding garlic, onion, carrot, potatoes, salt and paper for protection.
Grandma witch (knowledgeably): that's to make soup.
Inner voice mumbles something unclear.
Sister witch: one "dream of an idiot" came true.
Poetess: why this bus has two different numbers on it?
Inner voice (thinking): why do I always want to be better then any one else?
Poetess: I don't know what to write here,
I don't know much about witches,
It will be unfinished story.
Inner voice (starts to worry): what?
(Nicely): don't you have few girlfriends at work.
Go, spend some time together.
Beautiful lady is reading a book "How turn beautiful lady into a frog"
Grandma witch, mama witch and sister witch are waiting for papa witch.
Inner voice is holding garlic, onion, carrot, potatoes, salt and paper for protection.
Grandma witch (knowledgeably): that's to make soup.
Inner voice mumbles something unclear.
Sister witch: one "dream of an idiot" came true.
Poetess: why this bus has two different numbers on it?
Inner voice (thinking): why do I always want to be better then any one else?
Poetess: I don't know what to write here,
I don't know much about witches,
It will be unfinished story.
Inner voice (starts to worry): what?
(Nicely): don't you have few girlfriends at work.
Go, spend some time together.
Beautiful lady is reading a book "How turn beautiful lady into a frog"
3.
Inner voice kicks
the entrance door, throws his jacket and bags with food, dog food,
cat food, hamster treats and special bag with other items on the
floor and shouts:
I am home slats!
The slats: are you ... out of your mind!?
Inner voice ( thinking at the same time as the slats are speaking): I am.. out of my mind!
The sluts: let him go to the store alone and he comes back completely insane.
Inner voice (thinking): I am completely insane!
The sluts: he is drunk!
Inner voice ( thinking ): I am drunk!
Hamster, cat and dog are waiting for their food.
Inner voice: my beauties..
I didn't know you are home.
I ate uncooked mushroom I think. ..
"Smotchie kiss" (the dog):
Good thing they don't fight too long ....looove. ...
Almost my massage time..
"Slat" (the cat): I am pregnant.
They gave me this name and think
I will go outside and will mind my own business?
But with the black cat?.. on the pine trees at the rush hour?!
I had never expected that from myself ..
"Barbie" (the hamster): ... bullshit,
No one checks anything.
Running every day in pink clothes, in the pink wheel,
In the pink hamster house,
And I am a ... boy!
Then every one shakes me (shakes his feet like it's thunderstorm): where are the babies?!
"Slat" ( the cat): you can play with mine..
"Smotchie kiss " (the dog): listen Barbie..
I am home slats!
The slats: are you ... out of your mind!?
Inner voice ( thinking at the same time as the slats are speaking): I am.. out of my mind!
The sluts: let him go to the store alone and he comes back completely insane.
Inner voice (thinking): I am completely insane!
The sluts: he is drunk!
Inner voice ( thinking ): I am drunk!
Hamster, cat and dog are waiting for their food.
Inner voice: my beauties..
I didn't know you are home.
I ate uncooked mushroom I think. ..
"Smotchie kiss" (the dog):
Good thing they don't fight too long ....looove. ...
Almost my massage time..
"Slat" (the cat): I am pregnant.
They gave me this name and think
I will go outside and will mind my own business?
But with the black cat?.. on the pine trees at the rush hour?!
I had never expected that from myself ..
"Barbie" (the hamster): ... bullshit,
No one checks anything.
Running every day in pink clothes, in the pink wheel,
In the pink hamster house,
And I am a ... boy!
Then every one shakes me (shakes his feet like it's thunderstorm): where are the babies?!
"Slat" ( the cat): you can play with mine..
"Smotchie kiss " (the dog): listen Barbie..
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