don't know

Inner voice is looking at his wife only one picture on his cell phone (screen saver),
Trying to find a correct word to describe a word for her.
They had miscomunique...
Audience: witch?
Inner voice: No,  no, not witch.
She doesn't even know how to make mush potatoes.
Chicken soup, pork chops.. (dreamingly).
(Hugging take out menu)
I am sorry, but this is my ... (looking up again).
Second day on the road (to himself)..
Women..
I have to know where this relationship goes!
When is romantic date, night full of surprises...
(turns on "10 hours of hockey" and opens entertainment magazine, studies a strangely elderly dressed person on the cover):
You need tough nerves for this.
Have a baby and be done with this.. (to himself)