don't know

Spanish speaking officer: buenos amigos Americano dollars and
Grasias cappuccino spy amore me mia or go holla dulce bonita smoking muchacho
Cuban cigars from the wrong side comediante idiota belissimo taco Bella Don Pedro.
Fiesta me amor?
Inner voice: can I make a phone call?
Spanish speaking officer: my friend...
(gives old style radio station): dial 1800 first, its free.
Poetess (in sexy voice): Amore..!
Why are you always calling me?!
Inner voice: Of course I am calling you,  you are my girl..