Halloween is almost here, related subjects.
Only some memories what I was doing at work that day.
(probably printed a book and exercised in public place).
I was thinking should I write it,
Because according to Metro newspaper horoscope,
The Sun is yet not in Jupiter.
(This how I plan my day)
And it's clearly I shouldn't be over confident,
Stay quiet until Sunday
When The Sun will be closer to the moon...
Since the witches wont s.. a f .. up...
(My friends by the way)
The witches case
No jealousy, no hate,
Only a story.
The witches are fine, if some one
worrying.
Only complaining more and fat,
That’s all news update.
They are on the phone now,
Some one is calling from h…
Asking for advise.
Okay fine, will start so very imaginary story.
How to have fun at work
-"witches case part 3"
Good morning everyone,
I am in a beauty salon waiting my face and hair be done (Saturday routine).
Was up all night (don't sleep on Fridays) and now in stead of staring at stranger's face,
I write more about the witches case.
Hope its not paranoia from the judge part.
As for witches, the judge don't really give a fuck.
Today I am not the judge by the way.
That's not my word to say.
We have a new party here"Lover".
And finally we all are here:
"Leading man" (who started the case),
"Main witch" (starter the bullshit),
"Lover" (question mark? will have to discover).
And me, what's my name (I guess now "their nightmare", its too harsh, they might have heart attacks before the verdict), fine, they can call me "Myrka" (my nickname in older days).
Ops, have to go...
Sorry, we have to change "leaning man" name on "idiot" (to make it short and clear since he is jealous of pretty, good women).
And a reminder - this is a workplace case.
Have 5 minutes before doing my nails.
Let's start from "The idiot", hear his word
Since everyone is equal (of course) at work.
The idiot: I am lazy, hate to work, was smart enough stay close to the boss,
Play games, jealous (what a surprise),
Made good people who didn't like me be gone,
Because I have to stand up from the crowd.
No one still likes me, shame on them,
But I am working at it,
I mean lie on it every day.
That's hard.
Please understand and use in my defense.
The judge: why to leave the evidence against you all over the place? Someone will use it against. Someone everyone likes. Someone who doesn't step on people. Who has no greed.
The idiot: I have to survive. What else I will find?
I am in a beauty salon waiting my face and hair be done (Saturday routine).
Was up all night (don't sleep on Fridays) and now in stead of staring at stranger's face,
I write more about the witches case.
Hope its not paranoia from the judge part.
As for witches, the judge don't really give a fuck.
Today I am not the judge by the way.
That's not my word to say.
We have a new party here"Lover".
And finally we all are here:
"Leading man" (who started the case),
"Main witch" (starter the bullshit),
"Lover" (question mark? will have to discover).
And me, what's my name (I guess now "their nightmare", its too harsh, they might have heart attacks before the verdict), fine, they can call me "Myrka" (my nickname in older days).
Ops, have to go...
Sorry, we have to change "leaning man" name on "idiot" (to make it short and clear since he is jealous of pretty, good women).
And a reminder - this is a workplace case.
Have 5 minutes before doing my nails.
Let's start from "The idiot", hear his word
Since everyone is equal (of course) at work.
The idiot: I am lazy, hate to work, was smart enough stay close to the boss,
Play games, jealous (what a surprise),
Made good people who didn't like me be gone,
Because I have to stand up from the crowd.
No one still likes me, shame on them,
But I am working at it,
I mean lie on it every day.
That's hard.
Please understand and use in my defense.
The judge: why to leave the evidence against you all over the place? Someone will use it against. Someone everyone likes. Someone who doesn't step on people. Who has no greed.
The idiot: I have to survive. What else I will find?
Have 5 minutes,
back to the case.
Let (me) say a word.
Good evening everyone.
Forgot my tears, will bring next time.
First, I didn't start it.
I was quiet, dressed agly,
I gained 30 pounds to blend in.
Now I have to run everyday!
In my heart I am a doctor and a lawyer,
This why I said "don't think so" to the witches team when they tried hard to bring me in.
Let (me) say a word.
Good evening everyone.
Forgot my tears, will bring next time.
First, I didn't start it.
I was quiet, dressed agly,
I gained 30 pounds to blend in.
Now I have to run everyday!
In my heart I am a doctor and a lawyer,
This why I said "don't think so" to the witches team when they tried hard to bring me in.
"witches case" - part 5
Me:
Sorry, I am being interrupted,
Having a party.
It is part 5
This is my story.
After the high school I went to a law school,
Worked as a secretary in criminal court for a few months.
Then graduated and was lawyer in our city hospital. Hi!
Law university,
Working in a bank for about a year,
Then worked in police for about a week.
Wasn't mine thing.
Then, and how my story really starts,
I was a lawyer for very poor moms.
Young women shared their happy thoughts.
I did my best to give at least a bit hope,
I fought for them like my own mom.
I told them:
Never, ever, you give up.
And as a lawyer in my heart
I want to see what will come up.
All the best to us!
Sorry, I am being interrupted,
Having a party.
It is part 5
This is my story.
After the high school I went to a law school,
Worked as a secretary in criminal court for a few months.
Then graduated and was lawyer in our city hospital. Hi!
Law university,
Working in a bank for about a year,
Then worked in police for about a week.
Wasn't mine thing.
Then, and how my story really starts,
I was a lawyer for very poor moms.
Young women shared their happy thoughts.
I did my best to give at least a bit hope,
I fought for them like my own mom.
I told them:
Never, ever, you give up.
And as a lawyer in my heart
I want to see what will come up.
All the best to us!
How to have fun at work - "the
witches case"
Well, well,
Look who is here:
Three witches
And "the leading man".
I will be nice before the judgment.
Can a man be called a witch?
Yes, if he is jealous of a good women.
Than I can call him one more witch.
What's the case:
The witches against the judge.
No,
The judge against them.
Let's start.
Who is on my side:
Mister President, Mister Vice President
And Mister General Manager.
Sorry, didn't invite my mama,
The witches wouldn't have a chance.
The Main Witch,
What's your word?
Men like me more.
This how it all started.
Because I put smile on their face,
Without going to bed.
Because I wasn't scared to have a kid.
Very well,
Let's talk about men.
You let your husband drink out of his mind
Without asking why,
You didn't want to have a child,
Blamed him for it and now you cheat.
Sorry, I am mad a bit.
All this time I thought something wrong with me.
Now I see, its something wrong with you four.
The Second Witch,
I drove you home in rainy day,
And still you complained and complained.
What?
Because you are a serial complainer.
I am sorry.
Its a sicknesses, then I forgive.
....
Look who is here:
Three witches
And "the leading man".
I will be nice before the judgment.
Can a man be called a witch?
Yes, if he is jealous of a good women.
Than I can call him one more witch.
What's the case:
The witches against the judge.
No,
The judge against them.
Let's start.
Who is on my side:
Mister President, Mister Vice President
And Mister General Manager.
Sorry, didn't invite my mama,
The witches wouldn't have a chance.
The Main Witch,
What's your word?
Men like me more.
This how it all started.
Because I put smile on their face,
Without going to bed.
Because I wasn't scared to have a kid.
Very well,
Let's talk about men.
You let your husband drink out of his mind
Without asking why,
You didn't want to have a child,
Blamed him for it and now you cheat.
Sorry, I am mad a bit.
All this time I thought something wrong with me.
Now I see, its something wrong with you four.
The Second Witch,
I drove you home in rainy day,
And still you complained and complained.
What?
Because you are a serial complainer.
I am sorry.
Its a sicknesses, then I forgive.
....
How to have fun at work - "the
witches case"
Well, well (greeting)
Look who is here:
Three witches
And "the leading man".
I will be nice before the judgment.
Can a man be called a witch?
Yes, if he is jealous of a good women.
Than I can call him one more witch.
What's the case:
The witches against the judge.
No,
The judge against them.
Let's start.
Who is on my side:
I don't need any one to represent my case,
Sorry, didn't invite my mama,
The witches wouldn't have a chance.
The Main Witch,
What's your word?
Men like me more.
This how it all started.
Because I put smile on their face,
Without going to bed.
Because I wasn't scared to have a kid.
Very well,
Let's talk about men.
You let your husband drink out of his mind
Without asking why,
You didn't want to have a child,
Blamed him for it and now you cheat.
Sorry, I am mad a bit.
All this time I thought something wrong with me.
Now I see, its something wrong with you four.
The Second Witch,
I drove you home in rainy day,
And still you complained and complained.
What?
Because you are a serial complainer.
I am sorry.
Its a sicknesses, then I forgive.
....
Look who is here:
Three witches
And "the leading man".
I will be nice before the judgment.
Can a man be called a witch?
Yes, if he is jealous of a good women.
Than I can call him one more witch.
What's the case:
The witches against the judge.
No,
The judge against them.
Let's start.
Who is on my side:
I don't need any one to represent my case,
Sorry, didn't invite my mama,
The witches wouldn't have a chance.
The Main Witch,
What's your word?
Men like me more.
This how it all started.
Because I put smile on their face,
Without going to bed.
Because I wasn't scared to have a kid.
Very well,
Let's talk about men.
You let your husband drink out of his mind
Without asking why,
You didn't want to have a child,
Blamed him for it and now you cheat.
Sorry, I am mad a bit.
All this time I thought something wrong with me.
Now I see, its something wrong with you four.
The Second Witch,
I drove you home in rainy day,
And still you complained and complained.
What?
Because you are a serial complainer.
I am sorry.
Its a sicknesses, then I forgive.
....
how to have fun at work - " witches
case" part 2
Had to go for lunch with a friend.
I am not mad, I will delete that line.
I am perfect and fine.
I am joking too by the way.
Back to the case.
Witch # 3,
What you gonna say.
You are every one friend,
Show off, want to glow in the dark.
Afraid to get fired with all the fake laugh.
And what about the man - witch?
I don't really care about those four.
They wanted me become a witch too,
But something was pushing me to leave the room, end the talk, don't hear a word.
Something was telling me I don't belong here.
May be my grandmother's prayer.
May be because I was raised by the streets.
No one even thought to touch me.
Old people nodded to say "hi",
Shaked my hand,
Blessed many times.
My great grand parents kisses are still on my face.
And you the witches thought you had a chance to win against me?
What are you going to say now,
By the way, you look like shadows.
Okay, fine,
Good bye.
I am not mad, I will delete that line.
I am perfect and fine.
I am joking too by the way.
Back to the case.
Witch # 3,
What you gonna say.
You are every one friend,
Show off, want to glow in the dark.
Afraid to get fired with all the fake laugh.
And what about the man - witch?
I don't really care about those four.
They wanted me become a witch too,
But something was pushing me to leave the room, end the talk, don't hear a word.
Something was telling me I don't belong here.
May be my grandmother's prayer.
May be because I was raised by the streets.
No one even thought to touch me.
Old people nodded to say "hi",
Shaked my hand,
Blessed many times.
My great grand parents kisses are still on my face.
And you the witches thought you had a chance to win against me?
What are you going to say now,
By the way, you look like shadows.
Okay, fine,
Good bye.
The witches case officially has started.
People, people..
Didn't you parents tell you
Don't start trouble,
Don't wake up a sleeping dog,
Don't go crazy in the morning?
Don't smile to a crocodile.
Upperantly no words worked.
We are back in the case,
The witches and the leading man
Insisted go to hell.
In their defence let's listen
Our one more the best man.
"The Lover"...
Let's all kiss him already,
That's what he wants anyway
Every fucking single day.
Our banny from the heat
With evidence in every hand.
Who else is left?
I mean who else didn't get fired because of them.
People, people..
Didn't you parents tell you
Don't start trouble,
Don't wake up a sleeping dog,
Don't go crazy in the morning?
Don't smile to a crocodile.
Upperantly no words worked.
We are back in the case,
The witches and the leading man
Insisted go to hell.
In their defence let's listen
Our one more the best man.
"The Lover"...
Let's all kiss him already,
That's what he wants anyway
Every fucking single day.
Our banny from the heat
With evidence in every hand.
Who else is left?
I mean who else didn't get fired because of them.
The witches case is
not over yet
(Never?)
Now they want to know
(From me?)
Who shared the secret.
Why not ask each other...
They are not talking.
And The Lover got a staker,
(Ex girlfriend moved on with her life closer to him and his wife).
The Leading Man (inside name "idiot") was today my best friend (wants me to say nothing).
People start the shit,
And then they don't know what to do with it.
Still, I was having a great day!
(Never?)
Now they want to know
(From me?)
Who shared the secret.
Why not ask each other...
They are not talking.
And The Lover got a staker,
(Ex girlfriend moved on with her life closer to him and his wife).
The Leading Man (inside name "idiot") was today my best friend (wants me to say nothing).
People start the shit,
And then they don't know what to do with it.
Still, I was having a great day!
