Poems,stories and pictures by Irina Mouravleva.
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Inner voice : the best part of being married
Is that you don't have to worry about each and every woman.
You become freedom artist.
(looking at the picture, to Poetess): this cloud looks like has some numbers on it.
Poetess : it's for my tonight lottery..
Is that you don't have to worry about each and every woman.
You become freedom artist.
(looking at the picture, to Poetess): this cloud looks like has some numbers on it.
Poetess : it's for my tonight lottery..
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Poetess : I woke up at the time I am supposed to be at work.
Inner voice : how can we become chimpanzee again?
Donald : where is the monkey?
Where is the banana?
Inner voice : on the phone.
Donald : that's the banana...
Inner voice : how can we become chimpanzee again?
Donald : where is the monkey?
Where is the banana?
Inner voice : on the phone.
Donald : that's the banana...
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Poetess : yo mama is so old,
She remembers people no one remembers any more.
The real witch : what is this?
Grandma : a song?
Poetess : babysitting...
Hopefully this is my own yo mama joke.
Grandpa Witch : when I was young,
You know people talk that they don't care how you look..
Like no hands, no legs, no ass.
It's all would be okay.
And my mother brought me this young beautiful woman. .
The ..Grandma Witch had no. ..
She had no idea what she was talking about.
That was a pleasant surprise.
I remember my relatives would listen her
And then would say "anyway"..
Poetess : I don't like working anymore.
l will think about hell again.
Inner voice : every day is Friday,
Fight against working.
She remembers people no one remembers any more.
The real witch : what is this?
Grandma : a song?
Poetess : babysitting...
Hopefully this is my own yo mama joke.
Grandpa Witch : when I was young,
You know people talk that they don't care how you look..
Like no hands, no legs, no ass.
It's all would be okay.
And my mother brought me this young beautiful woman. .
The ..Grandma Witch had no. ..
She had no idea what she was talking about.
That was a pleasant surprise.
I remember my relatives would listen her
And then would say "anyway"..
Poetess : I don't like working anymore.
l will think about hell again.
Inner voice : every day is Friday,
Fight against working.
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Poetess: this is a fake story.
Author: and has nothing to do with my personal life after 5 pm.
Poetess: I am practicing my story telling.
Donald: good luck George.
Narrator: good luck to us all.
Inner voice: all I get for Christmas is Christmas Eve...
His name was Grandpa...
Long live criminal,
Crowns on his fingers,
Thief in law.
Would he recognize me now,
He would be one hundred and I am not little girl any more.
What's wrong with you?
He asked me when I was moody and these words still make me smile.
In the difficult time he was living with us.
It was 90s era.
Empty supermarkets,
You need coupons for bread and milk.
People had no salaries for months, strikes on TV.
And every week someone would bring him bag with food.
Cucumbers, tomatoes, green onion,
I still have this every day.
And he had canfood, chocolate.
He always shared with us.
Long live criminal,
Crowns on his fingers,
Thief in law.
Would he recognize me now,
He would be one hundred and I am not little girl any more.
What's wrong with you?
He asked me when I was moody and these words still make me smile.
In the difficult time he was living with us.
It was 90s era.
Empty supermarkets,
You need coupons for bread and milk.
People had no salaries for months, strikes on TV.
And every week someone would bring him bag with food.
Cucumbers, tomatoes, green onion,
I still have this every day.
And he had canfood, chocolate.
He always shared with us.
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Poetess: hopefully this 99 cents cough medicine works.
Bought it on sale, it expires next month.
The real witch: wierd people..
Poetess: my great grandmother was natural healer,
I feel ... buying cough syrups.
Inner voice: stop thinking about money,
Have another dreams.
Poetess: we have wishes..
Bought it on sale, it expires next month.
The real witch: wierd people..
Poetess: my great grandmother was natural healer,
I feel ... buying cough syrups.
Inner voice: stop thinking about money,
Have another dreams.
Poetess: we have wishes..
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Inner voice (looking around): what a h..l?
The Beast: new dog.. (hiding everything)
You have foot print on your butt?
Inner voice : it is a kick start.
Ze Bella: did you feed the puppy?
I am going to sleep early tonight.
The Beast: thank you Lord.
Dogs are very nice animals.
Inner voice: looks like a bear.
The Beast: where is the flower?
If he eats it, I will never become a human.
Grandma Witch: in 90s I had giant dogs, almost two hundred pounds each, and pepper spray too, to be safe.
Narrator: you destroyed the ancient book in 90s.
Some people have a nerve.
But forgiveness is the key to happy life.
Inner voice: who would bother you Grandma in your pointy hat and with the broom?
Grandma Witch: I was going back to my roots..
Joking, I was playing Grandma Witch in all our kindergartens.
The Beast: new dog.. (hiding everything)
You have foot print on your butt?
Inner voice : it is a kick start.
Ze Bella: did you feed the puppy?
I am going to sleep early tonight.
The Beast: thank you Lord.
Dogs are very nice animals.
Inner voice: looks like a bear.
The Beast: where is the flower?
If he eats it, I will never become a human.
Grandma Witch: in 90s I had giant dogs, almost two hundred pounds each, and pepper spray too, to be safe.
Narrator: you destroyed the ancient book in 90s.
Some people have a nerve.
But forgiveness is the key to happy life.
Inner voice: who would bother you Grandma in your pointy hat and with the broom?
Grandma Witch: I was going back to my roots..
Joking, I was playing Grandma Witch in all our kindergartens.
Smile and have a great day
... my grandmother is still celebrating her 90s birthday and I am going to work :)
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Criminals : my friends we wish you all be rich and successful!
Inner voice : thank you! ..
Inner voice : thank you! ..
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Inner voice: I have a new nickname "idiot number_one".
And one subscriber!
The real witch (aka nice lady): who?
Inner voice is looking up.
The real witch (nice lady) laughs and crosses herself.
Inner voice: you can laugh all you want.
Donald: I have a great news too.
Minimum wage is one dollar more.
Don't overeat people.
Poetess: people at work are so selfish,
Oh my God!
They will never do anything for each other for no reason,
Only may be to show off.
Grandma: talking about God, this is nice,
Always mobilizing.
Poetess: have to go work!..
And one subscriber!
The real witch (aka nice lady): who?
Inner voice is looking up.
The real witch (nice lady) laughs and crosses herself.
Inner voice: you can laugh all you want.
Donald: I have a great news too.
Minimum wage is one dollar more.
Don't overeat people.
Poetess: people at work are so selfish,
Oh my God!
They will never do anything for each other for no reason,
Only may be to show off.
Grandma: talking about God, this is nice,
Always mobilizing.
Poetess: have to go work!..
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