Inner voice : I am working on my fundamental book about sex.
Poetess : wasn't one already written?
Inner voice : my will be different.
Simple and innocent.
Kids can study at school under the desk at lunch.
And after reading they will not ask stupid questions like why mommy's belly is getting bigger every month.
They will know that mommy and daddy had unprotected sex,
Which is good only when you are married.
Donald : sex is headache..
