Poetess : I am two hundred pounds!
Inner voice : there is always someone to steal my "Golden Idiot Award "..
Grandma : I am two hundred pounds with my TV.
Aunt: I am two hundred pounds with my computer.
Mom: I am two hundred pounds with my piano.
Poetess : I am two hundred pounds with myself.
My nickname should be "McDonald's".
It's exactly where I got it.
From my old one Murka, when I was one hundred and ten pounds.
Donald : I don't know if I should sleep with my wife?
Good thing I haven't done today.
Any one has a crystal ball?
Inner voice : let's watch three's company.
Poetess : is it funny ? (writing)
Inner: yah...me, this couch and lazy white supremacist.
