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Poetess : I went jogging.
I think I am socially ..what is the word?
Socially by myself.
The real witch : again?
Poetess : what do you mean again?
Only two times.
After my ex husband and after my son father.
Grandma w. : I got married at 18, now I am 95.
My grandmother only told me, don't let your husband drink vodka before getting intimate.
And she wiped her tear.
Narrator : one time my girlfriend tried to kill me.
Grandma w : why!
Narrator : have no idea!
Last thing I remember,
I was seaming: Some one call my mother or I am going to call my mother!
My table, my couch! My walls!
Grandma w : I thought she was nice girl.
Narrator : it was another one..
All problems come from men and women.
Grandma w.: I didn't know that, let me write down.