Poems,stories and pictures by Irina Mouravleva.
The Beast and Ze Bella.
Witch: I have 5 minutes before work, I need to talk to monkey "The Genious"!
King of Fools: I am only for a kiss!
Troll: I don't know why are you still employed and getting raise.
Witch: few cents a year, its a joke.
King of Fools: Boss doesn't know how to joke, that's not his thing.
Zoo employee: next!
Witch: ladies first.
Zoo employee: Seniora.
Witch: Seniorita.
King of Fools: hopefully our Chika Banana won't be stressed after the first visitor.
We are the same age and I don't like to be stressed in the morning about work.
Zoo employee: next!
Witch: have a great day!
King of Fools: I am only for a kiss!
Troll: I don't know why are you still employed and getting raise.
Witch: few cents a year, its a joke.
King of Fools: Boss doesn't know how to joke, that's not his thing.
Zoo employee: next!
Witch: ladies first.
Zoo employee: Seniora.
Witch: Seniorita.
King of Fools: hopefully our Chika Banana won't be stressed after the first visitor.
We are the same age and I don't like to be stressed in the morning about work.
Zoo employee: next!
Witch: have a great day!
The Beast and Ze Bella.
(in the darkness of the night)
King of Fools: white man yeah, but a black man.. it's not going to work.
Look at this tool and look at me.
Queen of Fools: this what my parents would put in the house,
I am too modernized, I like modern stuff.
King of Fools: I hope it's not raining tonight.
We like to get busy when its raining.
Troll: what's wrong with this?
King of Fools: the shuffle is cute, that's all.
So this is the plan.
Round, down and here!
Troll: let's all get life!
We can't look for the fools gold forever.
Queen of Fools: we are here only for five minutes.
Troll: are you sure?
(to King of Fools) I thought you bring more people.
King of Fools: then we have to share.
Fools never share, not our gold at least.
The Beast: did you tell someone we are here?
I wonder if we get lost, I don't see the track.
Queen of Fools: well let's hurry up.
I am working in the morning and better be relaxed and happy.
King of Fools: I invited my Angel.
Want to see her more!
(whispering) actually totally forgot its supposed to be working night.
Queen of Fools: don't hurt yourself.
Troll: what did she say?
King of Fools: nothing, nothing.
(to himself) I need someone who works for diamond company.
King of Fools: white man yeah, but a black man.. it's not going to work.
Look at this tool and look at me.
Queen of Fools: this what my parents would put in the house,
I am too modernized, I like modern stuff.
King of Fools: I hope it's not raining tonight.
We like to get busy when its raining.
Troll: what's wrong with this?
King of Fools: the shuffle is cute, that's all.
So this is the plan.
Round, down and here!
Troll: let's all get life!
We can't look for the fools gold forever.
Queen of Fools: we are here only for five minutes.
Troll: are you sure?
(to King of Fools) I thought you bring more people.
King of Fools: then we have to share.
Fools never share, not our gold at least.
The Beast: did you tell someone we are here?
I wonder if we get lost, I don't see the track.
Queen of Fools: well let's hurry up.
I am working in the morning and better be relaxed and happy.
King of Fools: I invited my Angel.
Want to see her more!
(whispering) actually totally forgot its supposed to be working night.
Queen of Fools: don't hurt yourself.
Troll: what did she say?
King of Fools: nothing, nothing.
(to himself) I need someone who works for diamond company.
The Beast and Ze Bella.
King of Fools: my Angel dropped the book she is writing in the soup, the same time I dipped fork in it.
I wonder if it means anything.
The Beast: I get nothing from your government!
With 83 cents a day and bunch of grey fur, they consider me a rich man!
King of Fools: may be you can help me for free.
We love poor here, a lot you can do with poor people.
You give more, you give less, contacting is the most important.
The Beast: tell it to someone else.
King of Fools: "Fools gold" is only way to escape this madness.
You look like me, I look like you..
The Beast: we have been looking for at least a year!
King of Fools: finding "Fools gold" is art beyond magic!
Not every fool can find it, the lucky ones will never tell you, because it's your job.
(dreamingly) Many are called, but only few are chosen.
The Beast: are you all okay?
King of Fools: I didn't get tax return either.
I wonder if it means anything.
The Beast: I get nothing from your government!
With 83 cents a day and bunch of grey fur, they consider me a rich man!
King of Fools: may be you can help me for free.
We love poor here, a lot you can do with poor people.
You give more, you give less, contacting is the most important.
The Beast: tell it to someone else.
King of Fools: "Fools gold" is only way to escape this madness.
You look like me, I look like you..
The Beast: we have been looking for at least a year!
King of Fools: finding "Fools gold" is art beyond magic!
Not every fool can find it, the lucky ones will never tell you, because it's your job.
(dreamingly) Many are called, but only few are chosen.
The Beast: are you all okay?
King of Fools: I didn't get tax return either.
The Beast and Ze Bella.
King of Fools: my Angel never says "no" to me.
Every morning she sends me "I love you" text even she is on the way to wash room.
Mountains move you know..
(to secretary): where is the paper work?
Secretary: someone packed the paper work, ask them.
King of Fools: I am asking woman I love very much where is the paper work.
The Beast: I spend too much time here.
King of Fools: I have new phone.
Turn on and you see my Angel picture.
She makes sure, she always puts her picture on my phone..
Every morning she sends me "I love you" text even she is on the way to wash room.
Mountains move you know..
(to secretary): where is the paper work?
Secretary: someone packed the paper work, ask them.
King of Fools: I am asking woman I love very much where is the paper work.
The Beast: I spend too much time here.
King of Fools: I have new phone.
Turn on and you see my Angel picture.
She makes sure, she always puts her picture on my phone..
New Kings..
Donald: see how these people enter the supermarket.
Acting fast, quick buy what they need for one week, look at the bill, count change, few cents short.. and leave.
They are liberals, people like you and me.
We go to work and don't complain on TV, only in personal journals.
I have ten books.
And look at those people, shopping around with bunch of bags.
They are the Democrats, too much money and too much time on hands.
Hilary: we need the wall!
Donald: most definitely!
This year we will have tiger control.
Circuses always try to push their retired beasts on the state budget, why not at least work for the food.
Acting fast, quick buy what they need for one week, look at the bill, count change, few cents short.. and leave.
They are liberals, people like you and me.
We go to work and don't complain on TV, only in personal journals.
I have ten books.
And look at those people, shopping around with bunch of bags.
They are the Democrats, too much money and too much time on hands.
Hilary: we need the wall!
Donald: most definitely!
This year we will have tiger control.
Circuses always try to push their retired beasts on the state budget, why not at least work for the food.
The Beast and Ze Bella.
King of Fools: its Monday, our crazy day!
One Monday I think,
I will see ghost or a woman in the tost.
How cute will she be?
(to secretary) where is the paper work?
Boss: artists from the burned theater.
King of Fools: it was great great great grandpa dream.
Boss: delicate genes.
King of Fools: that when few houses went on fire, but not where they used to live, few streets down.
Boss: someone must have missed the address.
King of Fools: it was the best day in our lives!
Fools left through the smoke, dust and water from the fire tracks with all their stuff nice, new and shiny.
We draw the missing line!
Youth is mysterious source..
Boss: what?
King of Fools: I think we didn't come from monkeys!
One Monday I think,
I will see ghost or a woman in the tost.
How cute will she be?
(to secretary) where is the paper work?
Boss: artists from the burned theater.
King of Fools: it was great great great grandpa dream.
Boss: delicate genes.
King of Fools: that when few houses went on fire, but not where they used to live, few streets down.
Boss: someone must have missed the address.
King of Fools: it was the best day in our lives!
Fools left through the smoke, dust and water from the fire tracks with all their stuff nice, new and shiny.
We draw the missing line!
Youth is mysterious source..
Boss: what?
King of Fools: I think we didn't come from monkeys!
The Beast and Ze Bella.
King of Fools (whispering on the phone): you look beautiful.
Secretary: good news its Friday.
King of Fools: most definitely.
My Angel got on the good mood.
She always freaks out when it's payday.
The Beast (sneezing): sorry.
King of Fools: he has cold,
Stay away from him!
Secretary: when you don't like to work,
This what you get,
Work!
King of Fools: OMG!
It's 4 o'clock.
I have a hot date with myself today.
My Angel is shopping until Saturday.
Secretary: good news its Friday.
King of Fools: most definitely.
My Angel got on the good mood.
She always freaks out when it's payday.
The Beast (sneezing): sorry.
King of Fools: he has cold,
Stay away from him!
Secretary: when you don't like to work,
This what you get,
Work!
King of Fools: OMG!
It's 4 o'clock.
I have a hot date with myself today.
My Angel is shopping until Saturday.
The Beast and Ze Bella.
King of Fools: yesterday I went to lingerie shop with my Angel.
She has big booty and I am loving it.
I mean, I love love love loving it.
The Beast: you are lucky.
King of Fools: not much makeup, only big (like this) booty.
Ten underwears are for fifty dollars.
Secretary: where is it?
She has big booty and I am loving it.
I mean, I love love love loving it.
The Beast: you are lucky.
King of Fools: not much makeup, only big (like this) booty.
Ten underwears are for fifty dollars.
Secretary: where is it?
The Beast and Ze Bella.
King of Fools: where is our Princess?
Where is our therapeutic dimples!?
Monkey "The Genies": yy.
King of Fools: How are you doing girl?
We made new "do not pet" sign.
Monkey "The Genious": y.
King of Fools: she gave me a fake smile!
The Beast: when?
King of Fools: now!
What's wrong with our sexy girl?
The Beast: what's sexy in the monkey?
King of Fools: butt..
I see! Her plate is not made out of bush!
Our sleepy girl likes wood.
Witch: now my turn.
Its full time job related.
King of Fools: our girls are busy today.
I heard from a bird we can use magic for the gold.
The Beast: excuseme!
Witch: we have to ask Boss,
You know its illegal here.
Some things you do, and some you don't.
Boss: sure!
Why not!
King of Fools: he said yes!
Witch: I can't read, at work I am not very magical.
King of Fools: you have to.
The Beast will never become Prince again.
Think of his children!
Witch (reading): the power of the Earth, fire, wire and wind!
King of Fools: that's all,
We are very lucky to get one page!
The Beast: and?
Witch: we have to wait.
King of Fools: I will have a nap.
Queen of Fools: what are you doing?
King of Fools: just finished work.
Queen of Fools: where is the monkey?
(Everyone is looking for the monkey).
King of Fools: our sunshine is at lunch!
Where is our therapeutic dimples!?
Monkey "The Genies": yy.
King of Fools: How are you doing girl?
We made new "do not pet" sign.
Monkey "The Genious": y.
King of Fools: she gave me a fake smile!
The Beast: when?
King of Fools: now!
What's wrong with our sexy girl?
The Beast: what's sexy in the monkey?
King of Fools: butt..
I see! Her plate is not made out of bush!
Our sleepy girl likes wood.
Witch: now my turn.
Its full time job related.
King of Fools: our girls are busy today.
I heard from a bird we can use magic for the gold.
The Beast: excuseme!
Witch: we have to ask Boss,
You know its illegal here.
Some things you do, and some you don't.
Boss: sure!
Why not!
King of Fools: he said yes!
Witch: I can't read, at work I am not very magical.
King of Fools: you have to.
The Beast will never become Prince again.
Think of his children!
Witch (reading): the power of the Earth, fire, wire and wind!
King of Fools: that's all,
We are very lucky to get one page!
The Beast: and?
Witch: we have to wait.
King of Fools: I will have a nap.
Queen of Fools: what are you doing?
King of Fools: just finished work.
Queen of Fools: where is the monkey?
(Everyone is looking for the monkey).
King of Fools: our sunshine is at lunch!
The Beast and Ze Bella.
Troll: how are you doing!
King of Fools: its Monday morning!
Today is our national day,
Have to go, no time to joke.
Coffee, coffee and coffee.
If you have a ticket, you are welcome.
Just kidding!
It's always free.
Troll: I must've been dreaming.
I was sent back to kindergarten, back to diapers, but I escaped to congratulate you personally.
Joking!
Are you still looking for Fools gold?
King of Fools: we are looking for any gold now.
Queen of Fools: where are you?!
King of Fools: my Angel!
Time for the party!
Will call our busy girls, no lunch today without women.
Its her or her?
This is the question.
And I am loving it.
Good thing we are not idoots here,
I think this where our fortune comes!
Boss: someone was making sex here?
King of Fools: I wasn't in the mood.
Boss: try to relax like all normal people.
Go to work, come home, eat dinner, watch tv and sleep.
King of Fools: its Monday morning!
Today is our national day,
Have to go, no time to joke.
Coffee, coffee and coffee.
If you have a ticket, you are welcome.
Just kidding!
It's always free.
Troll: I must've been dreaming.
I was sent back to kindergarten, back to diapers, but I escaped to congratulate you personally.
Joking!
Are you still looking for Fools gold?
King of Fools: we are looking for any gold now.
Queen of Fools: where are you?!
King of Fools: my Angel!
Time for the party!
Will call our busy girls, no lunch today without women.
Its her or her?
This is the question.
And I am loving it.
Good thing we are not idoots here,
I think this where our fortune comes!
Boss: someone was making sex here?
King of Fools: I wasn't in the mood.
Boss: try to relax like all normal people.
Go to work, come home, eat dinner, watch tv and sleep.
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