New Kings are breaking in,
And there is Magnificent Old King,
Handsome and charming.
New King number one: time to join my army boys.
When you hear loud noise, how says my cousin Tony, he is under investigation right now,
You lie down and stay quite.
Black King: I got invitation too.
New King number one: you will lead the group.
Just kidding..
We were looking for you everywhere!
Black King: I was at home.
New King number one: I never thought of it..
At the moment of the war, how can anyone stay home!
Black King: and I will lead a group of fat white men?
New King number one: they are extremists.
Didn't want to love my power willingly,
Now we have to do it officially.
The good thing, with less army we can capture bigger territory.
Fat cats ain't waiting boys!
Let's go.
Black King: I stay at the back.
New King number one: that you shall fugue out yourselves.
Make sure they sign all the papers about "no claims in case of army injustices" and go to the wash room.
I want to hear no complaints.


..lots of love..:)
Diamond: the baby is on!
I want to be tight to this chair during the show.
New King number one: I will stick my commercial in the show.
Diamond: how old is the bride?
New King number one: I wish I have your worries.
Diamond: what do you mean always?
If it's a bride we assume she is young.
New Queen number one: not always.
Diamond: I am getting overwhelmed with all her marriages and divorces.
New Queen number one: fifty times each way its something.
New King number one: who wouldn't.
Diamond: she is getting fat.
New Queen number one: maybe she will stay married for a while.
Diamond: last week she was lying on the bed waiting for her Prince Charming.
I am hoping for the best!
New Queen number one: it wasn't from the show.
Diamond: what am I watching here!

New King number one: sign here.
Diamond: what is this?
New King number one: I can't tell you.
Invitation to join my office and sharpen our claws.
Fat cats: we are wearing masks!
New King number one: you hear, you hear!
They always do it on Fridays, so I will stay in my office all weekend looking for the plug.
Diamond: I am ready to ran for safety.
New King number one: you won't miss a news!
We have money.
Diamond: sign on the picture of a naked woman?
New King number one: we will get her after.
Diamond: to many paragraphs..
Princess: the show is on!
Diamond: where!
Princess number two: they have love that its just crazy.
Diamond: I wish I fall in love again.
When you are in love, the world is more stable.
Princess: I am on break.
Princess number two: you too?
Princess: numbers don't lie.
Princess number two: is it so?
Diamond: the baby is right under the alarm.
I am okay! I am okay!
New King number one: now he is going to get it, the father.
He is babysitting the baby.
Princess: I don't trust this kind of men.
Diamond: I can't, I am to innocent to see what the mother a going to do to him.
Princess: watch your kids properly.
Princess number two: close your eyes.
Diamond: how am I going to see the show?
New King number one: you can read in the discussions.




New King number one: I don't like fat cats.
And not planning on loving them,
Unless they are dying or something.
Fat cats: a great example of bureaucracy.
New King number one: we are ready to reach our destination!
Fat cats: we don't like you either.
New King number one: its a war!
Finally, we have a reason to drop a bomb.
No like, bomb, boom, no love, bomb, boom.
Fat cats: he went to the wrong place,
We are right here at the table.
New King number one: do you need help?
On the edge of creativity!
Fat cats: cigarette?
It's a brand name or you don't care about brand names?
Diamond: shh.. "Soules baby" is on.
I am disconnecting the microphones.
New Queen number one: why don't you watch more serious movies?
Diamond: and what interesting will I find out?

New Kings are breaking in,
And there is Magnificent Old King,
Handsome and charming.
Fat cats: That's ts a lot work.
This why they call it work!
New King number one (on the phone): are you telling me or I am telling you!
Or we both telling to each other!?
Fat cats drive me nuts!
Fat cats: sugar is not good for you!
New King number one: sharing is caring!
Fat cats: no such thing!
New King number one: now they can hear.
Enough of conspiracy theories.
You have microphone and camera in my office, but where gentlemen!
Either way, it's time to calm down.
Nothing calmsthane then looking at a picture of a smart, kind, intelligent and beautiful woman.
Mommy!!!
New Queen number one: you are thinking of your mother!?
New King number one: yes mother.
You are my second mother my dear.



It was first music video,
My mother brought from a friend.
Girls band was singing and dancing in a beautiful house with a lot of clothes, toys, piano, car and swimming pool.
I didn't understand a word in English,
May be I thought,
They were singing:
Life is not what you see,
Life is what you dream.
The end of the Soviet Union Era and my parents marriage.
Nothing is working in our city,
Only hospital, police and schools.
Lines in first unemployment office,
My uncles are waiting in the lines and my aunts.
All day standing with passport and piece of paper.
And somewhere someone is singing beautiful song.
Gangsters in the kitchen, our part time medical business, watching "Lion King".
All first my American cartoons and movies I watched with them..


You help me, when I can, I help you.
Without pathos, talking, notification, 
Between the stories lines. 
Just like thank you is written on the card.



New Kings are breaking in,
And there is Magnificent Old King,
Handsome and charming.
Wizard: time to broadcast people.
No sleeping on the very important meeting!
It will be a lot of fun!
Sweet lady: I am here for only one thing,
Which is..
Wizards: secrets we will share for later!
New Queen number one: why is he screaming?
He thinks we can't hear or see.
Sweet lady: I am here for only one thing!
Wizard: you sit on the corner,
You will be our secretary!
Sweet lady: I won't hear anything!
New Queen number one: I want love story.
New King number one: we are pretty much done with that!
New Queen number one: but still!
I have first question about the story.
On the scare from 1 to 10,
The Old King, how handsome and charming he is?
Sweet lady: he is master and I am following his lines.


New Kings are breaking in
And there is magnificent Old King,
Handsome and charming.
New King number one: as my state Wizard suggested,
I will start conversation first.
New Queen number one: is it new trend?
Wizard: no time to waste, let's start dreaming...
New King number one: where is the sweet lady?
Where are predictions and concerns?
We don't have pary here.
Sweet lady: soon we all be laughing.
Is if possible to find this lucky star..
Wizard: how much did you pay to get here?
Sweet lady: please!
I am here since Sunday.
New King number one: pictures I got in the envelope are not matching the originals!
Sweet lady: they are all women..

Diamond: how old is the bride?
New King number one: what is the difference?
She is not your bride.
Diamond: what is the difference!
I can't watch TV and think nothing.
New Queen number one: women have no age.
New King number one (coughing and holding heart): heart attack.
Diamond: the show is on!
I hope today will be something exciting more then for one moment.
What is your opinion?
New King number one: can't tell you.
Princess: I am only watching the father.
Diamond: they lined him up already!
I want to see the family picture.
New King number one: you are not going to see it.
Diamond: everything is no!


Life is a bitch, but a beautiful woman.
Not again, she says, looking suspiciously,
I swear, not again.
Then she smiles kindly,
With questions and lovely concerns in her eyes, like a mother.
What happened my baby?
With light joke and sense of humor.
Have I told you how much I love you?
See, the rain outside?
All to make fruits and vegetables be ready for our table.
Flowers and trees to enjoy..

King of Fools (on the phone): my girl stays in shape!
She exercises!
Like a car, you have to keep engine healthy.
(to secretary): make me a sign "welcome the jungle".
Secretary (looking at the new "Do you need this?" poster): sure,
You have to do what you have to do.
(In the Zoo).
Witch: can I please see monkey " The Genious".
Zoo employee: we are not sure monkey "The Genious" is ready to start her day in talks about work.
Witch: it's about food!
Please.
(in the office).
King of Fools (singing): I wish I was on the beach loving my baby,
Even if she doesn't like it.
It's better then sitting here for $5 dollars an hour.
Boss: music?
King of Fools: writing a song.
Boss: I have a gift for you.
It's not one million dollars.
King of Fool: a cat?
Boss: kitten, little cute kitten.
King of Fools: we breed only lucky flying pigs here..
Boss: I didn't see that one.
This how you know, this how you learn!
Take the kitten and take good care of him.
(in few minutes).
King of Fools (looking at the kitten): only the zoo baby, only zoo.
(in the zoo).
Witch: people like my food only when they are hungry!
Monkey "The Genious": yy.
Witch: next time try to use the recipe..
Thank you very much!
New Kings are breaking in,
And there is magnificent young King,
Handsome and charming.
Whatever you say,
Whatever you say young King.
Cheers in advance.
Long roads are the most easiest,
All be okay as always.
New King number one: is cold outside,
On and off.
We can see, the new story is wonderful,
Now we have to focus on cups.
New Queen number one: cups?
New King number one: to drink water.
What do you think?




New King are breaking in,
And there is magnificent young King,
Handsome and charming.
Now, I think, may be its all meant to be,
Roads came together for me to say your name, before I never meant to.
All for to see light and sparks in very beautiful eyes.
And it's about appreciating.
You helped me and I am saying "Thank you".

Once upon a time,
Once upon a dream,
On the empty road,
Walking through the storm, rain, cold wind,
They don't know what to do next,
Not until heard word "go".

Today people are celebrating Victory Day in the Second World War.
Now it’s really feels like victory of my grandparents and  great grandparents.
All people who were living during that time.







When you say, you are in love,
But something bothers you inside,
And you have no idea why,
Because this not love,
Love is beautiful feeling.
It's written on your face,
It's shining in your eyes.
Love you can see, feel and touch..
Give me your hand, feel warmth?
Close your eyes.
Smile.
What do you see deep inside?
Do you see garden near old house?
How wind is touching every branch on the trees.
Do you see flowers?
Tulips,  peonies, white and red roses.
You have been inspiration for a while.
Stop and smell the flowers, enjoy.
See the birds nest?
They might fly up and tell you few this
tngs.
You are special and we like you a lot.
I can't say, its only me, who put few thoughts in to green entertainment..
Would you like to go in the house?
It's seen a lot and it was my home.
Now, too, but far away.
We can go to the river, more then a thousand years old.
When I was small we were looking for mermaids.
They would laugh, tickle and say: love is beautiful feeling.
Just kidding, it's only me.