King of Fools (whispering the phone): tequila weekend is coming.
Queen of Fools: what day is today?
Monday?
King of Fools: cold.
Queen of Fools: Tuesday?
King of Fools: cold.
Fool: are you busy?
King of Fools: I am loosing my mind, I am going crazy!
Fool: back to the jungle.
King of Fools: I remember when I was your age, I would take one hundred grams
and go see strippers, all five of them, worry all night.
Hopefully I can do the same at seventy.
Fool: we have an issue.
King of Fools: about work!?
Fool: something we did on Monday, but didn't do on Tuesday.
Fool: we would smell wonderfully.
King of Fools: what is this!
Fool: someone wrote “okay” instead of “wonderful” in the summer report.
Fool: we never write “ okay".
King of Fools: “ wonderful” is our tool in perfect proportions!
Fool: I can’t go outside now.
Fool: may be it was a mistake.
King of Fools: I really really want to catch this person.
Troll: have you seen Mama Mia?
Fool: she is at lunch.
Troll: I send the report cards, at least do some work.
King of Fools: what’s your problem?
Fool: he is probably learning.
Change your name and eat more soup.
Fool: at work we are only relaxing.
Fool: he doesn't know what it is.
Google it.
King of Fools: is this all real!
Fool: yes.
