The Martian story.

Martian: if i was the robot, I would ran away.

Martian: he looks mad.

Martian: I don't know what he is thinking. 

Martian: what kind of name "Mars 2021"?

Martian: either way, "Mars 2021" is a big star.

Martian: in school we used those things for boxing.

Martian: someone on Earth kicked it already, look at the foot print near the engine. 

Martian: they wanted "Mars 2021" to win.

Martian: we are clapping hands, bravo!

Martian King: he landed here from the first round and so far, he is winning. 

Martian: let's rap it around for safety and ring the bell. 

Martian: people will be laughing. 

Martian: people don't care if it still takes good pictures. 

Martian King: we don't know how to stop!

Martian: basically. 

Martian: we have a chance, once again, to send amazing pictures on Earth. 

Martian King: this where we will be legendary. 

Fools gold.

King of Fools: Mama Mia, don't move.

Troll: Mama Mia, your shirt?

Mama Mia: oh, this is :money, money fabric".  

King of Fools: we love it.

King of Fools: you love it.

Mama Mia: phone call!

King of Fools: essential services.

It wasn't bunny, it was squirrel actually, bye.

Mama Mia: phone call!

King of Fools: essential services. 

We have space only on the roof. 

Small office. 

We need papers first.

Mama Mia: phone calls.

King of Fools: essential services. 

We told its zero, but they still were talking about something else!

Mama Mia: phone call.

King of Fools: zone 5 is the war zone.

Ignore the signs.

You can take home toilet paper and paper towel.

If you win, you can take home whatever you want to take.

The door will be locked. 

Mama Mia: phone call!

King of Fools: essential services. 

Its supposed to be short!

Its Monday!

So do I, bye.

Mama Mia: phone call.

King of Fools: essential services. 

He is angry at the whole world!?

Do not watch news.

Fool: he was baking all night. 

Mama Mia: big talent. 

Fool: then he drank something.

Fools gold.

King of Fools (on the phone, singing): everybody loves somebody. 

Make sure it's a female. 

Troll: lucky pigs?

King of Fools: no kidding. 

Expanding the business. 

Fool: mister Troll, sign here.

Troll: one dollar for lunch and dinner?

Are you crazy.

Where I used to work,  we only can buy tea.

Fool: that's the reason we work here.

King of Fools (on the phone): essential services!

Tell them we are working half capacity!

Steal few "Stop" signs from the road.

Troll (on the phone): these people are stupid, 

It wasn't one day when they were not stupid. 

King of Fools (on the phone): essential services. 

Your wife is a stripper?

If my wife was a stripper,  I would be sprinting home every day. 

Fool: next!

King of Fools (on the phone): essential services. 

Oink, oink, oink.

Five out of seven pigs were males!

Fool: next.

King of Fools: I like your ears.

You tape them together?

Interesting. 

Miss Witch (in class): ladies, write in your notes.

Man is different. 

He will tell you to do something,  because he doesn't want to do it.

Tell him, you don't care.

Why not?

And your dreams will come true.

Mama Mia: will we win the lottery?

Miss witch: yes.

Our notes design to work. 

Just in case, keep them always in your purse. 

King of Fools (on the phone): practice on the box.

Miss witch: strict but fair.

King of Fools (on the phone): if you are new it will freak you out. 

Miss witch (in class): I have screw for men, if you want to try.

Do you want me to bring it next time?

King of Fools (on the phone): good morning Foolly!

 

The Martian story.

Scientist 1: does it look beautiful or it is always beautiful.

Scientist 2: reminds me the time when we were gravitating.

Scientist 1: too much wine.

Scientist 2: I remember it was safety issue.

Scientist 1: it was sour discovery.

Sharks.

Scientist 2: let's do one thing at the time.

We will shuffle around.

Martian King: five here, five here?

People will never know what its supposed to mean.

Martian: we are not even half way in taking pictures.

Martian King: five hundred a day at least.

And how many you do?

Martian: ha.

Martian King: what do you mean "ha"?

Martian King's mother: I told you they will send another robot.

Get used to it.

Martian King: you know what we are saying here.

Martian King's mother: we have to do much better and faster.

Martian: what will happen if we attach electric pole to the robot?

Martin King: upgrad something.

Martian King's mother: people will think they went somewhere else.

Martian King: fix the machine.

Martian: we will do in slow motion.

 

 

Martian: we have to solve this puzzle for people.

Martian: say it.

Msrtian: Who is the father of the chicken?

Martian: roster.

Martian: look at the pictures!

No filters.

Martian: go away.

Martian: hot staff!

 

 

Martian: we need a heater.

Martian: at summer?

Martian: may be he is going to have hot date.

Martian: no, we are taking pictures for people.

For the amount of money, they spent, I think they deserve something new.

Martian: new and unseen even for us!

Give him the ladder.

Martian: the best exercise,  tequila and ladder.

Martian: people don't care how we look like.

Martian: how do you know?

Martian: the guy who is in charge looked at the sky and said "its there" and went for lunch.

Martians: this is our planet!

Martian: the protestors.

Martian: as long as people don't come here themselves,  we are perfectly fine.

Martian: we are lucky!

Martians: you want to think so!

Martian: we will count the distance again.

To make sure.

Martin: if nothing is flipping over we are safe!

Martian: we will see on TV!

Martin: we are the most visible planet.

Martian: we don't want to be like everyone else!

Martian: people think exactly the same way.

The Martian story.

Martian: do some work. 

Martian: I am working.

Moving the computers.

Martian: you block the entire station.

Martian: you can come on Monday. 

Martian: you know what's weird?

Martian: what?

Martian: they don't have cameras here.

Martian: we fix this computer today and another one next week.

Martian: if anything interesting,  let me know.

Martian: between our three hundred and their two.

Martian: we can install people additional one.

Martian: yeah,  on my head. 

Martian: interesting to know.

The Martian story.

Martian: careful with the robot.

Martian: its garbage anyway.

Martian: may be people will recycle it.

Martian: working tomorrow?

Martian: on Mars. Mondays. Weekends.

Martian: they supposed to give at least two days, but they are so cheap.

Martian: weekends are never enough.

Martian: yes captain, this why we are working. 

Martian: miracle water, miracle water!

Martian: what is this?

Martian: miracle water.

Drink and you will have no problems. 

Lucky place near the ship.

 

The Martian story.

Martian: its beautiful, let's get out.

Martin: people don't see what we see.

Martian: we are just lying. 

Martian: not much work today, sign here.

Martian: the switch!

It's in the box.

Martian: congratulations!

Martian: I thought it's cigarette. 

Martian: one time I opened a box and felt. 

Martian: how can you open box and fall?

Martian: may be you are blond?

The Martian story.

Martian King: what are the number on the top?

Martian: kind of blurry.

Martian King: do you see number 1?

Martian: yeap, it's there.

Martian: the people.

They sent like fifty rocketships, all number 1.

Mrtian: it probably means something. 

Martian: I would never send camera into space to see what's going on. 

Martian: people are far behind. 

Martian: I miss those days, now we sit here and studying them.

Martian King: 1,1,1,1,1.

Write for the lottery.

Martian: we never win.

Martian: this why we are still here.

Martian King: buy five thousand tickets. 

 

The Martian story.

Martian: we need a heater.

Martian: at summer?

Martian: may be he is going to have hot date.

Martian: no, we are taking pictures for people.

For the amount of money, they spent, I think they deserve something new.

Martian: new and unseen even for us!

Give him the ladder.

Martian: the best exercise,  tequila and ladder.

Martian: people don't care how we look like.

Martian: how do you know?

Martian: the guy who is in charge looked at the sky and said "its there" and went for lunch. 

Martians: this is our planet!

Martian: the protestors. 

Martian: as long as people don't come here themselves,  we are perfectly fine.

Martian: we are lucky!

Martians: you want to think so!

Martian: we will count the distance again.

To make sure.

Martin: if nothing is flipping over we are safe!

Martian: we will see on TV!

Martin: we are the most visible planet.

Martian: we don't want to be like everyone else!

Martian: people think exactly the same way.

Fools gold.

King of Fools (on the phone): I need ice tray, not ice maker.

I have one at home.

In the box; just incase. 

Troll: your epic bathrooms have no lights. 

Mama Mia: we are saving energy.

Fool: mister Troll, don't think too much.

King of Fools (on the phone): essential services!

This is shady daddy!

It's a beautiful day, you can go and sing outside, bye.

Fool: our packages are really messed up. 

Fool: so much stuff.

Is this a book?

Fool: we have to find out who is doing this.

Mama Mia: essential services.

Uno momento!

We are cleaning today.

King of Fools: nice.

We start slow from here.

Troll: Mama Mia, you don't have to clean the blue bathroom. 

Mama Mia: excuse me?

I clean only what I touch.

Fool: you two should go out.

King of Fools: ouch, my head.

Troll: oh, yeah,  get out.

King of Fools: you are going to push this business to the curb.

Fools gold.

Troll: nice lunch.

King of Fools: I got it for love.

Fool: everything got mixed up, our stuff went to normal people and they received our package. 

King of Fools: you what!?

Mama Mia: we have to relax. 

King of Fools: you are working those pants, look very good (making a circle).

Mama Mia: little bit tight.

King of Fools: we are not complaining. 

Troll: here.

King of Fools: what is this?

Troll: work for today.

King of Fools: you work only to tell the government you are a good boy.

Fool: he didn't hear the morning update. 

The government said we have to care little bit more.

King of Fools: finally someone noticed. 

We don't care.

Fool: we only work here.

King of Fools: wonderful words.

Fools gold.

King of Fools (on the phone): don't worry,  I see myself as an old woman too.

I see myself like old woman from the day I was born.

Do you know my real name?

"Old fawl", yeah,  bye.

Mama Mia: next!

King of Fools: essential services.

I am 80 years old, and if you see me, you will think I am 60.

Your husband too?

He is white!

It's a complete different story!

Mama Mia: next.

King of Fools: bonjour!

Doctor King of Fools and doctor Mama Mia.

Ha, ha!

It goes from doctor King of Fools and goes to doctor Mama Mia, from the Fools office. 

Mama Mia (on the phone): many emotions,  range of sleepy, tired, hyper, all in one hour.

Drink coffee, yes.

King of Fools: busy day again. 

 

 

Fools gold.

King of Fools (on the phone): where's everyone?

We are testing our new nap system.

There lunches and quick naps, bye.

Fool: next.

King of Fools (on the phone): essential services.

A lot of what!

Work!? Bye bye. 

Fool: next.

King of Fools: monkey "The Genius" on the line!

Let me know what she is singing. 

We can't hear anything! Nice! 

Fool: next.

King of Fools: essential services. 

No, it was some one else, bye.

Fool: next.

King of Fools: twenty bucks and we are doing it again, bye.

Fool: next.

King of Fools: Bonjourno! 

I was about to go home.

It's all for you my dear.

What is the problem?

He looks like a dog in the mask and still talking.

When is he going to stop?

I am looking for some answers myself.

What is he saying?

What a... he is swearing?

Call again tomorrow,  bye.

Fool: next.

King of Fools: we don't care!

Bye.

Fool: next.

King of Fools: What we accumulated this year?

We have to use calculator. 

Fool: next.

King of Fools: call the crazies.

They work all day!

Fool: next.

King of Fools: I am cleaning!

Ask someone else.

Ask Mama Mia.

Fool: next.

King of Fools: meow,  meow, bye.

Fool: next.

King of Fools: we were trying to reach you, bye.

Fool: next.

King of Fools: I know, I know.

Who says "I know" all the time!?

Yes, write "I know" on the wall, bye.

King of Fools: I am sixty, bye. 

Fool: next.

King of Fools: busy day.

The Martian story.

Martian: where is the supervisor?

Martian: we don't know.

Martian: I hear these words every day!

Martian: you can’t stay inside.

Wait outside like everyone else.

Martian: may be some dirty parade is going on.

Martian: its not the same part.

Martian: I can see that.

Martian: you sent me the wrong part.

Where is the supervisor?

Martian: it’s only one part we have and we will stick to it.

Martian: it froze our computer system.

Martian: if you want to hear my opinion, restart and use this part.

Martian: people will not be able to see new pictures!9

Martian: they will see new pictures next year.

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Martian story.

Martian: I am like a wolf.

Martian: you are ready to move?

Martian: I am like a wolf.

I am waiting when people will open hair places.

See new designs. 

Martian: you can watch cheap illegal places. 

Martian: I am not watching cheap illegal places. 

Martian: if their work is freshly sanitized every hour, they are not ready to open. Forget about it.