Fools gold.

King of Fools (on the phone, singing): everybody loves somebody. 

Make sure it's a female. 

Troll: lucky pigs?

King of Fools: no kidding. 

Expanding the business. 

Fool: mister Troll, sign here.

Troll: one dollar for lunch and dinner?

Are you crazy.

Where I used to work,  we only can buy tea.

Fool: that's the reason we work here.

King of Fools (on the phone): essential services!

Tell them we are working half capacity!

Steal few "Stop" signs from the road.

Troll (on the phone): these people are stupid, 

It wasn't one day when they were not stupid. 

King of Fools (on the phone): essential services. 

Your wife is a stripper?

If my wife was a stripper,  I would be sprinting home every day. 

Fool: next!

King of Fools (on the phone): essential services. 

Oink, oink, oink.

Five out of seven pigs were males!

Fool: next.

King of Fools: I like your ears.

You tape them together?

Interesting. 

Miss Witch (in class): ladies, write in your notes.

Man is different. 

He will tell you to do something,  because he doesn't want to do it.

Tell him, you don't care.

Why not?

And your dreams will come true.

Mama Mia: will we win the lottery?

Miss witch: yes.

Our notes design to work. 

Just in case, keep them always in your purse. 

King of Fools (on the phone): practice on the box.

Miss witch: strict but fair.

King of Fools (on the phone): if you are new it will freak you out. 

Miss witch (in class): I have screw for men, if you want to try.

Do you want me to bring it next time?

King of Fools (on the phone): good morning Foolly!