The Martian story.

Martian: its beautiful, let's get out.

Martin: people don't see what we see.

Martian: we are just lying. 

Martian: not much work today, sign here.

Martian: the switch!

It's in the box.

Martian: congratulations!

Martian: I thought it's cigarette. 

Martian: one time I opened a box and felt. 

Martian: how can you open box and fall?

Martian: may be you are blond?