The Martian story.

Martian: we need a heater.

Martian: at summer?

Martian: may be he is going to have hot date.

Martian: no, we are taking pictures for people.

For the amount of money, they spent, I think they deserve something new.

Martian: new and unseen even for us!

Give him the ladder.

Martian: the best exercise,  tequila and ladder.

Martian: people don't care how we look like.

Martian: how do you know?

Martian: the guy who is in charge looked at the sky and said "its there" and went for lunch. 

Martians: this is our planet!

Martian: the protestors. 

Martian: as long as people don't come here themselves,  we are perfectly fine.

Martian: we are lucky!

Martians: you want to think so!

Martian: we will count the distance again.

To make sure.

Martin: if nothing is flipping over we are safe!

Martian: we will see on TV!

Martin: we are the most visible planet.

Martian: we don't want to be like everyone else!

Martian: people think exactly the same way.