The Martian story.

Martian: careful with the robot.
Martian: its garbage anyway.
Martian: may be people will recycle it.
Martian: working tomorrow?
Martian: on Mars. Mondays. Weekends.
Martian: they supposed to give at least two days, but they are so cheap.
Martian: weekends are never enough.
Martian: yes captain, this why we are working. 
Martian: miracle water, miracle water!
Martian: what is this?
Martian: miracle water.
Drink and you will have no problems. 
Lucky place near the ship.