The Martian story

Martian: good morning!
Martian: good morning young lady!
Martian: remember eat over the ball,
Its what's there for.
Martian: tequila weekend is coming. 
Martian: its better then tylenol.
Martian: are you going to put the camera back?
Martian: I've been doing it before you were born.
Sweet 160, sweet 160.
Martian: are you wearing your glasses?
Martian: you argue too much.
Martian King: they are mixed.
Someone had a lot of free time at work!
Martian: it was birthday at work!
Martian King: go follow people.
Whiskey... yam, yam.
In stead of "work to do" they picked "stress to do".
Venetian: ops.
I've never liked humans. 
Martian King: oh Lord.
Our hands are full.
Venetian: it's kind of funny.
Martian King: wait when it happens to your planet. 
Venetian: we don't have this kind of technology. 
Martian King: we have 9 astronauts expecting. 
I am one of them.
What time, I don't know. 
No one wanted to open the door. 
(singing) had a farm, 
Ee i  ee i o, ee i ee o.