Pharaoh

Stranger: how far are you going?
New King number one: yes.
Stranger: you are going the right way!
New King number one: this trip costs us a lot of money. 
Never mind.
Servant 1: where is the timer?
Servant 2: especially when we have the time on.
Servant 1: we will get paid by the mile.
Pharaoh: for what?
Servant 1: when we are working. 
Pharaoh: why the pyramid looks squared?
Servant 1: its shy.
Pharaoh: its supposed to look like triangle.
Servant 2: we don't know what it is.