The Martian story.

Martian: holiday party!

Martian: stop laughing.

Martian: okay, cadets, we must turn on TV.

Did you see that!

New show!

Martian: focus on the old big fat shark.

Martian: sharks channel sucks.

Martian: you are not the boss.

Martian (singing): when the times gets rough, we are the one in the lead.

Martian: from TV?

Martian: new game "Among us".

Martian: what's that about?

Martian: common Barbie!

Are you kidding me?

Martian: you see, how slow they are.

Martian: who, the people?

Martian: what to do when no one is around?

Martian: I can't complain.

At least we can see different cities, roads, bushes.

And people can only see this desert.

Martian: what an irony.

Martian: we really should give more things, water, plant trees.

Martian: give and you will be given.

I miss those times.

Martian: oh Moses, beauty comes with the name.

Martian: something more accustomed to our life style please.

After your trip few years ago we keep getting telescopes.

Martian: always at the same place.

What did people see that time? Light?

Martian: don't remember. 

Martian: people do, they remember everything. 

Martian: may be this robot is faster.

Martian: if you are pushing it.

Martian: we did survey about trees and birds, before the covid.

It will disturb peace on Earth.



Martian: our newspaper has the same name.

"Mars.2021."

Martian: sometimes we forget who we are.

Martian: so he was fired without pay.

Martian: what possibly you have to do to be fired from this place.

Martian: the girl.

Martian: the girl?

More like middle age Martian.

Martian: may be ge saw it different.

What he is going to tell to his wife?

Martian: he said, he wants to open his own business. 

Martian radio: lunch order, eat your vegetables. 

Martian: sugar is good.

Martian: only the real sugar is good.

Martian: are you home?

You got your address changed?

Martian: I think we all should look for another address. 

Martian: don't worry,  they only sent a robot to take few pictures.

Martian: they seems to be sending something all the time.

Martian: we need TV here, see what people up to.


Martin King: what are we doing .. ?

Where are we going ...?

Turn on TV.

TV: there's no live on Mars, its been officially proven by our scientists.

Martian King: good news in the first 5 minutes!

Is there's something wrong with me.. I've been looking in the mirror longer then usual.. this morning..

Mommy!

Mommy Martian: it happens.

Martian King: anyway, we have to celebrate this day.

Declare Tuesday, no Friday, Tuesday, all right, Thursday and Wednesday, national holiday.

Mommy Martian: and Monday.

Martian King: and Monday.

We will know for a fact what day it is.

 

Martian: this robot is bigger than our theater.

Martian: it has built in radio.

Martian: its going to be good.

Martian King: shhhhh.....

Martians (singing on the stage): Alleluia, Alleluia,  Alleluia.

Martian Queen: I am feel like I am on the top of alien world.

 

Martian: what is this?

Martian: the robot.

Stupid thing is stuck.

Martian: I have only one question:

Who cares?

Martian: you don't have to be skeptical, at least it landed.

Martian King: take them few pictures first.

 

Martian: "Mars 2021".

Martian: who gave this name?

Martian: imagine, you are applying for a job..

How embarrassing it would be.

Martian: if I was a sign, I wouldn't know what to do.

Martian: their stuff never rhymes.

Martian: it would suck to send empty spaceship to another planets.

Martian: how ugly they look.

Martian: you turn.

Add different colors.

Martian: we should break it.

Martian: good luck with the King.

Martian: put back the knob and start painting it.

What's the logo?

Martian: we have few different kinds.

"big strawberry 2021" or "uneatable object", "was I surprised", "I've seen this", "I don't trust that", "every day object", "who is going to believe it".

Martian: may be people picked the right one?

Martian: it's still cool that they make this stuff.

Martian: now the sign looks weird.

 

Martian (child): sometimes I wonder, how people of Earth live.

Martian (mother): is this part of your homework?

Martian (father): what kind of people?

Do you want to know about rich people or you want to know about poor people,

Completely different story.

Martian (mother): school supposed to send messages to the parents.

Won’t find it in here.

Martian (father): no point to change schools now, its almost summer.

Martian (child): what do they do all day?

Martian (father): go to communistic country, you will find our quickly.

Martian (mother): what’s wrong with communistic?

Martian (father): she is hidden communist.

They use to much plastic.

Martian (mother): is it so!

Martian (child): our school say no to fighting parents.

Martian (father): may be communists didn't realize it.

Martian (mother): Martian King said, he will bring communism here if he will remember.

Martian (father): it takes long time for him to remember things.

Martian (mother): are you jealous?

Martian (father): write it down, in your home work folder,

Perfect world is only on Pluto, far away from every one else.

Salt and pepper for dinner?!

The Martian King: close the door before those Lunatics spot us.

Keep dropping robots on the same spot.

The Martian Queen: you are too critical.

The Martian chef: can't we all go and live like normal people?

The Martian King: and see everything again?

I hide here.

The Martian chef: we were cooking a fresh meal!

The Birthday cake!

The Martian King: seems like we didn't know it.

We used all the water!

The Martian (male): we had to use our technologies.

The Martian (female): which one.

The Martian (male): you like this word.

The Martian (female): we can hide together.

The Martian (male): I've been waiting for this word.

The Martian King: where are my pretty boys!

The Martian (female): wear mask.

The Martian (male): under the space suit?

You are going to be kidding me?

The Martian (female): I still remember his "part 2. adventure."

The Martian (male): I was in school back then.

The Martian (female): did the teacher ask you to bring salt?

The Martian (male): we had to eat it every morning!

The Martian (female): and we used to put protective spells on it.

The Martian (male): we knew each other back then!

The Martian King: good morning.



Martian (guest): whale is in the air!

Martian (male): nah.

Martian (guest): ghost!?

Martian (female): we don't have ghosts, only humans spying on us.

Martian (guest): how it works?

Martin (female): look outside.

Martian (male): I am not sure why we built the house here.

Martian (female): stupid idea.

Martian (male): we can't even move now.

Martian (female): before we find a human.

Martian (male): the King said we can't move until we have an astronaut with the ship.

Martian (guest): is it dangerous?

Martin (female): once a year they drop robot or camera on us.

Martian (male): robot is little bit lighter.

Martin (female): and he rolls.

Martian (male): we heard people like it.

Martian (female): we stole a few.

Martian (male): we didn't see nothing.

Martian (female): when we find someone we can build our house for free.

Martian (male): after you eat your vegetables,  we can take pictures.

Martian (female): we have big mountain here.